Alright, get it off your chest.

[EllEzDee]

I uploaded it in .rtf format, which completely messed up the essays structure and omitted my custom made visuals.

Wait, fuck, they mark you down for that? I was tired as fuck and uploaded in the necessary .pdf format, but because it was a powerpoint with an essay's worth of notes, half the notes were cut in half. I figured i'd just get a "ho ho, computers eh? who gets em...".
As for my stupidity, it'd probably be that. I'm lazy as you can see...

 

[Hemlet]

I walked into a class having completely forgotten there was a midterm that day.

On the upside, still managed to pull a passing grade out of my ass.

 

[Smoko333]

Bought a copy of Clockwork Orange (the book). Normally a good thing, but it was in German.

You sure? Because a lot of the slang words (which is about half the book) are of German origin.

True, but I've seen the movie enough times to be able to pick out the slang from the German. As a cruel twist of fate, those are the only words I understand.

Screw it, I don't have time to learn German right now. I'll just read something easier to follow. Like House of Leaves.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Dated a severe mummy's boy for the past six months of my life.
Needless to say, I got dumped for said mother.

Ouch, that bites. I had the opposite problem, the guy I was dating for two years, as soon as I moved in with him, he started treating me like his mother, whom he hates. That was fun.

So yeah, moving in with that guy is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

 

[WrongSprite]

Went for a quiet few drinks last night, woke up in a different town, had to stumble all the way home. Dad found me at 5 this morning, sleeping with the dog, and I lost my coat somewhere along the line. Goddamn.

 

[Doclector]

Bought eight bottles of fake blood costing me £20 for a college project.

Only used half a bottle.

They looked tiny in the shop!

 

[SniperMacFox]

Decided it would be appropiate to broaden my horizons by eating noodles with chopsticks instead of a fork whilst at an airport. I nearly missed my plane because of that...

 

[Cowabungaa]

I should be revising for my driving lessons, but I'm pretty damn demotivated after having some setbacks. Instead I'm playing Dragon Age 2. Damn you Merrill and your cuteness!

 

[Jfswift]

hmmm... I had a cigarette a few days ago, after being clean for like four months. *shrug*

 

[THEfog101]

Finished replacing and rust proofing the battery supports on my car only to realize in about one thousandth of second before i turned the key that i had left the grease towel with my wrench on it draped over the engine, could have ended badly.

 

[Detective Prince]

I've got nothing to get off my chest

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Drunken night with a guy I don't really like that much. Now he expects me to be his gf or something. Jesus Christ...I'm so dumb. ><

In my defense guys that I actually like stick me in friendship lagoon then act like no man is ever good enough for thier surrogate little sister *ENRAGE* sod it, I'm gonna go chop up some necromorphs.

 

[spartandude]

I keep flirting with my ex. Stupid, Stupid.

I keep flirting with my EX's new boyfriend

A couple of weeks ago i asked this cute girl out for a drink and she said she was busy but took my number off me saying shed call me when she had some free time.
about a week later i go to a party and meet another girl who i'm now dating (but is in france for a couple of days). the girl i met a few weeks ago called me and asked if i still wanted to meet her and ive stupidly said yes

 

[Eerors]

Saying:
"When I was young, my school's drama room was next to the sun"

Instead of:
"When I was young, my school's drama room faced the sun"

I think I still managed to communicate the hotness of the room though.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I didn't double check my presentation notes when I had printed them off. Now my notes got alot of witten stuff on it (I don't want to more inks to print another set of notes).

 

[my-brainisfullof-lag]

lately its not studying and failing all my half yearly exams... and taking my dirty laundry to the kitchen, to put in the fridge.

 

[figday]

bought DA2.. at full price..

 

[Sanglyon]

In my defense guys that I actually like stick me in friendship lagoon

Do you live in an alternate universe? The "friendship zone" is exclusively populated by male, in mine.

My latest stupid thing is procrastinating for 2 weeks at work, and now I have to finish my task at home, on sunday, because it's due tomorrow. I hate paperwork

 

[StormShaun]

bought DA2.. at full price..

and didnt get Mass Effect 2 with it, must of sucked...