Alright, get it off your chest.

[superbatranger]

I procrastinated a lot of things, and I ate too much cereal. Urk.

 

[Gabanuka]

Letting myself get a cold. May seem small but colds seem to stay with me for about a month and I'm garenteed a month of little to no sleep and bankrupting my family due to tissue prices.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Cat was smelly.


It was logical.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

- Mark Twain

well, judging by your avatar its all good.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I just watched the movie Source Code in which a train is bombed.

Not just any train.

The same train I'm in real life due to take in about 4.5 hours. I'm freaked out. Can't sleep.

alternate reality you will just fine though, do to time travel shenanagins.

It's ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Good.

[sub][sub][sub]God, I sound like a stoner...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Cat was smelly.


It was logical.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

- Mark Twain

well, judging by your avatar its all good.

But that's where you're wrong

For you see

He disabled one my arms, so the only thing I had left to defend myself before his mighty leap was my other arm. If it was a high five, it was a high five of death.

Oh god what.

DONT WORRY

IM COMING

 

[drbarno]

Why did I just come into the computer room? And it wasn't to post here. I know I had another purpose in here...

I do this all the fucking time. I'll think of something I want to look up, open my browser, and then just stare blankly because I completely forgot what I was going to search for in that 5 second interval.

You can apply that to everything for me, I've walked into rooms and then just stand there as I completely forgot what I was going to say/do.

 

[AdmiralCheez]

Earlier tonight, me and my roommate went to the grocery store with the intent of buying trash bags. After about an hour, we came out with muffins, cereal, a ten pound bag of rice, some root beer, and shampoo. We got to the car and loaded everything in. He turned the key and we looked at each other, realizing we had of course forgotten the trash bags.

We drove off anyway, vowing to return one day and get the stupid things.

 

[Angry Camel]

Jumping over a fence and putting my leg through a box that houses a drain pipe. Even with jeans, the strong plastic ripped a small part of my leg open (Without jeans, don't wanna know...)

 

[Nouw]

Left 'my' phone on during Sucker Punch.

Goddamn that was really fucking loud, I thought it was someone else because of the ringtone >.>

 

[Slangeveld]

Gaming all day instead of studying.

procrastinating on my college macro econ homeowrk that I'm going to have to do tomorrow.

I just spent my entire Saturday writing my next English Paper, doing most of an entire project, and doing a few dozen math problems that are all due at the beginning of the week. It's been a long and boring day, but now I can look forward to just relaxing tomorrow aside from a small bit of studying I need to do.

But usually I'm in your guys's camp <_<

I did that last semester with two 6+ page papers for two of my necessary classes (meaning if i didnt pass them, I couldnt continue to advance through the system). Wrote both the night before, got A+s on both.

Yeah, kinda makes me put in perspective whether procrastinating is bad or not.

Okay, that's just damn impressive. It usually takes me at least an entire day to type six pages, I could never do twelve in one night and still get those kinds of grades.

(Sorry for the double post)

I'm just awesome like that. XD

EDIT:
Actually, I'll edit this one and show off abit. One year, in highschool, our teachers thought it would be cute to make all the year end papers due on the same day. So for my English, Social Studies (history), Anatomy, and oddly enough Health classes, I had to do between 4-6 page max papers, all due instead of an end of the year test. Procrastinated on all of them, then wrote each one in the space of 5 hours the night before, mostly BSing my way though them all.

Respectively, I got:
98%
95%
88%
97%

To quote the great bender, compare your lives to me and kill yourselves but not really.

O_O Either those teachers are bat-shit-retarded or you did some solid-gold-bullshitting. Really nice. Hehe. xD

I did my finals a year and a bit ago without ever doing anything. But it's not really showing off since it was the easiest grade (due to illnesses years before ><)... :| It just made me sad.

 

[Brandon237]

Yesterday, I left my shaving razor on the top of my toiletry bag (My brother uses my stuff otherwise) and started practising my kicks in my room. When my foot came down after one kick, it scraped the razor, had my toes not been properly lifted I would have sheered off half my toe. As was I just got a painful-ish cut that bled a little.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

GET IT OFFFFF!!
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Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

Ok seriously, seriously now.
I oftentimes think that my girlfriend's behavior is not unlike that of a complete and total *****.

 

[V TheSystem V]

Keep bringing up sex in conversations with my girlfriend. Not saying stuff like 'I want it, we are doing it', just keeps coming up and making her uncomfortable.

Also, the fact that I could be revising right now.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Cat was smelly.


It was logical.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

- Mark Twain

well, judging by your avatar its all good.

But that's where you're wrong

For you see

He disabled one my arms, so the only thing I had left to defend myself before his mighty leap was my other arm. If it was a high five, it was a high five of death.

Oh god what.

DONT WORRY

IM COMING

I fear...

*cough*

It is too late.

Noooooooooooooo!


> [S] ONYXIOUS. RISE UP.

Spoiler

You have now ascended to God Tier, I think

 

[Smoko333]

Bought a copy of Clockwork Orange (the book). Normally a good thing, but it was in German.

 

[Tdc2182]

Well, apparently whenever I'm nice to a girl they seem to get it in their heads that I'm trying to date them.

I've now turned the same girl down 4 times in 1 week (asked me to prom, asked me to an ice cream social place, asked me to hang out with her, and today asked me to the movies). She's a nice girl, but unfortunately I dated her last year as the unfortunate mishap of a rebound. I realized my mistake and ended it while letting her know and she has now gone down the same path with me just because I'm (without tootin my own horn here) a pretty nice guy. She's almost three years younger than me, more closer to my little brother's age than to me, and I'm now an adult. It's really weird.

Yet... I also got out of a rough relationship and it is pretty damn appealing to shove me getting with another person in her face. For the first time in her life she doesn't have ten guys cooing over her because they all got tired of her shit (she does this thing where she will flirt to the point of telling guys they're attractive and wishing that she could date them... during our relationship and then wondering why I had the nerve to get mad about it).

But another thing that's been bothering me is the fact that I was part of the reason this girl above (the recent ex) broke down in class, left the class room and eventually leave school for a day. Not sure how I felt about it, but then again, the only thing I did was act indifferent to her (instead of the usual "I'm here for you guy")

 

[Tdc2182]

Bought a copy of Clockwork Orange (the book). Normally a good thing, but it was in German.

You sure? Because a lot of the slang words (which is about half the book) are of German origin.

 

[fenderstrat]

left my car windows open in a very bad place. i was lucky though, nobody noticed.