Am I dooming my future children?

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kikon9

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Kids don't normally make fun of other kids because of names, they are much less creative than that.
 

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Oh look; a wild pertinent video appears!


If I remember the video correctly, I agree.

ntw3001 said:
David Mitchell tells us all about baby names. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblh12XgQ4o&feature=channel_video_title]

He does not feel that it is actually a useful thing to give your children unusual names, and wonders if you're actually being a teensy bit self-indulgent.
Oh, motherninja!
 

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As long as they sound like names. Id rather an interesting name than some common one. Ofcourse, if they are teased, talk to them and maybe let them choose their own name later on (though make sure the can think it through, so they don call themselves Spongebob and Dora)
 

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Incidentally I actually liked the name Neltharion for a kid. Would end up being called Nelly though so... yeah.

So I guess it'll be either Saul or Roland. And Kara for a girl.
 

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Yes, children with more unusual names tend to do worse in schools, have a lower self-esteem, and are teased much more often by classmates.

Also worthy of note: children with common names are boring as fuck.

Me? I have an okay name. It's Derek, so it's not so unusual that I get made fun of, and people can't make horrible puns out of it, so I like it.

Also, I find that as I grow older, I begin to like more unusual names more and more.

I think Maes is an awesome name.
 

Araksardet

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Lyra is actually a pretty cool name. Maes... depends, how is it pronounced? Like "mace", or "mah-ess", or what? I think the pronunciation is probably the big weird factor here; if it's mah-ess, two distinct vowels stuck together like that sound kind of awkward to my ears, at least. And if it's mace, well, jokes are always a possibility. EDIT: Someone above said "maze"... that might elicit some giggles.

My real name, if you mispronounce it a little, contains a word that kids like to use to tease one another, and I got a lot of it in school; it's important to remember that kids are nasty little monsters, and you don't want to give them any more ammunition than you can help. My real name is also totally difficult for people to pronounce because it's got awkward spelling and nobody knows if it's supposed to be French or English and invariably guess wrong. Try to avoid that problem.

My girlfriend and I talk about this sometimes too (it's still a couple of years down the road - but only a couple); I prefer more exotic names, but she likes the plain stuff. If/Once we have kids, we'll probably end up giving them multiple names (I actually have five names, so that wouldn't be a stretch, though she's only got two or three, depending on what country she's in).

There are a few we agree on, though - for a firstborn girl, we're pretty much settled on Kiera (I know, the star spells her name Keira), with Samantha as a possible "plainer" alternative. Boys are much harder - almost all boy names suck, in my opinion. Girls get awesome names.
 
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ChaosDragon said:
Maes (i think pronounced "maze") is referring to Maes Hughes, the slain Brigadier from Full Metal Alchemist...

you and your wife ARE nerds...

and i fully support both names as 100% awesome
Spoiler alert! Oh wait, to late.

OT: As long as you don't name them something like Gargamel or Texas Rodeo your fine.
 

qazmatoz

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I'm naming my first son Balthazaar and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me.
 

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Foxblade618 said:
Another thread has brought up the issue of parents giving their children easily taunt-able and generally goofy names. My question to you all is this: am I dooming my children to the same fate by giving them uncommon names (Daughter: Lyra; Son: Maes - - yes, my wife and I are super nerds)

Also; any of you giving/or gave your children unique names?
Maes is fine. It's an old fashioned name.
 

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qazmatoz said:
I'm naming my first son Balthazaar and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me.
I think we should name our kids all the cool biblical names, bring that archaic shit back to th fore.

I'll name my kid Lucifer.
's a cool name.
 

Twilight.falls

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I've never understood some things that parents name their children.
At my school, there are students named Justice, Faith, Charity, Hope, Chastity, Love, and Temperance.


Why name your child after an intangible concept?
 

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Those names aren't horrible, but my parents named me Torbin (swedish) and used Tori as the nickname. In 1971 it seemed like a good idea....and I like my name, even though anyone who sees my name before meeting me assumes I am a small Japanese woman or named after a female pop star (and I am older than Tori Wells and Tori Amos and probably the same age as Tori Spelling, fyi).

Anyway, my son is named Marcus Torbin, so he's saddled with my name for his middle, and he can lean on Marcus for his backup "normal" name! (He can use the proper modern Swedish nickname for Torbin if he wants, though: Torb, or Tor, lucky him)
 

Jedoro

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Hey, at least they sound like names. I'm likely gonna name my son Jayne and teach him to be a badass.
 

vingtcinq

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They seem like fairly unique, not-going-to-be-made-fun-of names. Maes is pushing it a bit, but still good. Teachers will probably stumble over it while taking attendance, but eh. It's not something that they'll unhappily recall, I don't think.

I'm still much too young for children. However, I like the names Yvonne and Jason (amongst a few others).
 

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Lyra seems like a nice name... not too weird

but Maes. eh, i cant even pronounce that
 

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Jedoro said:
Hey, at least they sound like names. I'm likely gonna name my son Jayne and teach him to be a badass.
Well, if it aint the hero of Canton...

Yes that child would need to be tough as nails to have that name. Which, as it sounds, is exactly what you want. I am reminded of the Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue"
 

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DeadSp8s said:
No, but I probably am by smoking a lot of pot. Those names aren't odd at all these days. Everyone thinks they're original.
that's what I thought this thread would be about. -.-