Am I the Only Person who Hates Edward Cullen?

[Neosage]

Twishite and all it's characters are bad (in a bad way) to the point of insanity.

 

[thiosk]

i feel the same way about harry potter as I do about twilight.

I refuse to watch both. Instead, i cradle my copy of the simirillian and fondle a gold ring while watching LOTMFR

 

[Radelaide]

I loved the books for TWO reasons.
One: They were written like bad fan fiction and were absolutely delicious.
And Two: Since Harry Potter, they were the best books I'd read.

I hated Lord of the Rings. I couldn't get past the first chapter because of the utter crap spluttered across the papers of that book.

No wonder there are no women on the internet. You idiots would make them feel terrible.

Wow, that's probably one of the most stereotypically posts written by a female with bad taste in books.

How could you call Lord of the Rings utter crap? It's a literary classic. The only reason you enjoyed the book is because of its sexuality. That doesn't make it the best book you've read. Like I said, I wouldn't say my favorite porno is "the best movie I've seen recently". That's just stupid.

Excuse me? That has to be the most stereotypically arrogant posts written by a man with a God complex.

I don't think I mentioned the sexuality in my post. No, I really didn't. I said, I liked it because it was written like a bad fan-fiction.

I didn't like the way Lord of the Rings was written. I prefer Michael Robertson and Stephen King.

I'd like an apology.

 

[Handofpwn]

Terry Pratchet books are another good alternative to the twilight books.

 

[DannyDamage]

Nosferatu vs. Ed Cullen

Nosferatu wins no argument.

Fuck that,

Count Duckula vs. Ed Cullen

and it's a victory for the green one!

 

[Marbas]

I loved the books for TWO reasons.
One: They were written like bad fan fiction and were absolutely delicious.
And Two: Since Harry Potter, they were the best books I'd read.

I hated Lord of the Rings. I couldn't get past the first chapter because of the utter crap spluttered across the papers of that book.

No wonder there are no women on the internet. You idiots would make them feel terrible.

Wow, that's probably one of the most stereotypically posts written by a female with bad taste in books.

How could you call Lord of the Rings utter crap? It's a literary classic. The only reason you enjoyed the book is because of its sexuality. That doesn't make it the best book you've read. Like I said, I wouldn't say my favorite porno is "the best movie I've seen recently". That's just stupid.

Excuse me? That has to be the most stereotypically arrogant posts written by a man with a God complex.

I don't think I mentioned the sexuality in my post. No, I really didn't. I said, I liked it because it was written like a bad fan-fiction.

I didn't like the way Lord of the Rings was written. I prefer Michael Robertson and Stephen King.

I'd like an apology.

She actually admitted Twilight was poorly written. However, the fact that she simultaneously considers the best book she's ever read "since HP" makes me sad. And I'm with her just because she dislikes LotR. Tolkien was good, but LotR's strength is NOT in its' prose.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

This site for about a week almost became the new Twilight hate site. There's two...people... posting around who have defended it, sometimes politely, sometimes like illiterate poodles, but you would be surprised how many people really hate it. If we did like it our typing skills would probably match our inability to recognise the ramblings of a terrible author. As such there are many members who have *gasp* walked past "Most Popular" and had a look at something worth being read.

I preferred it when reading was looked at as nerdy, etc. just so that we could weed out authors like Stephanie Meyer (sp?).

 

[The-Big-D]

I really dont get the big thing with Twilight.
Just another girly film everyone gets over excited about and before you know it itl be old news.

So glad im not working today on its release lol

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

No, You're not the only person to hate him.

I hate him (and everything Twilight-related) as well.

 

[bkd69]

Here's the part that always gets me about Twilight:

It's about a hundred year old dude cruising for high school girls.

Take this image:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1905631.ece

Double the number of wrinkles, and picture the girls as 9th or 10th graders.

Somebody would soon be appearing on Dateline.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I just found a Facbook group about him, ironically! (I didn't join it, just clearing that up).

One topic was 'His smile and eyes!!!!! OMG!!!!'
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/topic.php?uid=42004017600&topic=6319&ref=nf
If you can't view that, the fangirls were like 'He's so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Haha, I've just realised Edward Cullan is from Twilight, the actor is Robert Pattison who played Cedric in Harry Potter.

He's good looking, I'll admit, but he's nothing to get worked up about.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I just found a Facbook group about him, ironically! (I didn't join it, just clearing that up).

One topic was 'His smile and eyes!!!!! OMG!!!!'
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/topic.php?uid=42004017600&topic=6319&ref=nf
If you can't view that, the fangirls were like 'He's so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Haha, I've just realised Edward Cullan is from Twilight, the actor is Robert Pattison who played Cedric in Harry Potter.

He's good looking, I'll admit, but he's nothing to get worked up about.

$20 he gets ripped to death by desperate fans screaming for "Their Edward".


But creepy, oh so creepy.

 

[Apone]

I just found a Facbook group about him, ironically! (I didn't join it, just clearing that up).

One topic was 'His smile and eyes!!!!! OMG!!!!'
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/topic.php?uid=42004017600&topic=6319&ref=nf
If you can't view that, the fangirls were like 'He's so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Haha, I've just realised Edward Cullan is from Twilight, the actor is Robert Pattison who played Cedric in Harry Potter.

He's good looking, I'll admit, but he's nothing to get worked up about.

Oh god I had a look at the comments those girls wrote! MY MIND! Ye gods at least it's just some adolescent crush stuff, and I'm long out of school to have to put up with listening to it.

 

[teh_gunslinger]

Ya and I just hate Twilight all together. A fuck load of girls at my school were reading the books, finished them. Then when the movie came out, another fuck load of girls started reading them, and the ones that finished the books already read them again.

It really pisses me off that bad ass vampires were never as cool as these homo-licious let's stop a car with my hand and no one will notice tards.

At least twilight is spreading literacy among today's youth.

The same has been said of Harry Potter, which by the way is a deccent book. But should literacy be enough? Is reading worth anything if they just read crappy showel literature? There are plnty of awesome books in all genres that could spread literacy.
Harry Potter (and here I'm guessing) Twilligt does perhaps spread literacy, but they are not well written. Harry Potter, while decent, is full to the brim of stock characters, sterotypes and cardboard cutouts. No character in HP has any depth, perhaps save for Voldemort who at least gets a backstory. All the rest are just a function of their role.

I really think "kids" should read better literature. Unless these books lead to better books? Is that the case? Anyone know?

 

[mattttherman3]

Twilight is trash, just because harry potter works doesnt mean every fantasey book will

 

[mattttherman3]

also what kind of vampire goes out in the daylight(besides blade or a vampire with sunblock LOL)

 

[The Sorrow]

Nosferatu vs. Ed Cullen

Nosferatu wins no argument.

Fuck that,

Count Duckula vs. Ed Cullen

and it's a victory for the green one!

Screw that. Alucard vs. Ed Cullen. They'd need a microscope to identify the biggest piece they could find of that sparkling twat.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Seriously.

It's like everywhere you look there's jargon about how Edward Cullen is "like, soooooo dreamy, and, like, sooooooooooo sexy." I read the book before the film came out to see what people were so excited about. The story was barely tolerable before the film.

FUCK Twilight.

Sorry to burst your bubble ladies, but vampires aren't real. and if they were real i'm sure they would prefer to rape and kill you instead of doing what Edward Cullen would do which is save you from his girly-boy vampires and wear make-up like the pansy he is.

no offense to the actor, because he does a great job with ACTING and i give him all the respect in the world for being cast in such a coveted role.

but shut up about Edward Cullen and his "super-sexy eyes" and "totally hot vampire-ness" you pathetic prepubescent adolescent fangirls.


so please tell me that i'm not the only person who is sick of this Twilight bullshit.

and please, if you disagree with me, reply to this thread with a long drawn out essay about how Twilight is well written and the film was well made and then tell me how i'm just jealous that i'm not a vampire like Edward Cullen as your eyes glisten with hopeful longing for a fictional romance character. because then that would only validate your pointless embarrassing existence.

THANK YOU for stating the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth as far as that melodramatic series of would-be novels. Have a cookie.

 

[Resistance205]

I haaaaaaaaaate him!

I have a girlfriend who won't shut up about him. "Oooo can we go see Twilight tomorrow? I wanna see Edward's dreamy eyes" I hate him so much!

I have to listen to all the girls in my school screaming about Edward and Twilight and all that absoulute load of crap!

I don't see what the big deal is about it. It is a romance about vampires..thats it! I am almost sure that there is more then one book about vampire romance. Even if there wasn't. What makes this book so special that it turns all teenage girls into screaming fangirls, who die anytime a "vampire" looks at them.

To the OP, I heartily agree with you! Vampires do not exist, i am fine with people beliving that they do, but the fact that they think a vampire would be all kind and loving and all that load of crap. A vampire is going to eat and kill you. Not fall in love and stay with you for the rest of your life. I don't see why people are so stupid thinking like that.

What annoys me even more is the constant ad's on TV about the stupid film. I try and just relax to get away from screaming fangirls (which is very hard because every girl is now a fangirl because of that movie) And then i get away from my girlfriend, just to be reminded of that stupid film on every single damn channel!

And, i would just like everyone here to know, there is 3 other books out! That means that there will be 3 more movies, and we will never get away from that stupid vampire.



Sorry for the big giant rant, i was in a bad mood already and now i am worse. I just hate the movies and the books and the fangirls constantly talking about Edward and all the stupid vampires.

 

[Ace of Spades]

That's right, embrace your anger! Strike him down, and your path toward the dark side will be complete! On a more serious note: I've never read Twilight, I've never seen it and I never plan to, so I have no idea how bad it is, but seriously, I can almost feel the hatred radiating from your words.