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JaymesFogarty

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A Democratic Republic? I suppose it could work; it obviously has long enough! I suppose that excuse for lack of travel does make sense, but where is the sense of adventure? I do feel sorry for that woman you mentioned; she sounds like a good-hearted ignorant individual. Where are you from, then?
Our government is actually made to not work, or at least as slow as possible. Many people want to travel overseas, but they lack the money or time amoung other things. Typical vacation time given by most workplaces is two or sometimes three weeks. It's also easier and usually cheaper to just go to Florida or California. I'm from Minnesota; land of 10,000 lakes and 1,000,000,000 misquitoes. And where are you from?
England; where tea and pregnant teenagers are in abundance. The weather is usually nothing to be proud of, but I'll take a cloudy sky to a million mosquitoes any day!
 

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"Feeling superior to others because you were born somewhere just makes you a fucking idiot. You had nothing to do with anything great that ever happened in your country, so just shut the fuck up, I'm sick of your bullshit."
I'm not so sure about that. I fought in two wars, I ran a small buisness. I think I did more then my share.

What am I getting at? Each and every person in a country contributes to the whole. Their country wouldn't exist today without the collective efforts of everyone. It's bullshit to say nobody here ever helped make their country great.
I think you missed the whole "feeling superior" to someone else bit.
Feeling superior is a part of having pride in your country, foolish, but not exactly bullshit, especially not for the reasons given.
 

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I suppose everyone, including the US, owes Russia then? Or the Soviet Union. People always seem to forget about our commie-friends. :)
They were just a distraction. They didn't get to doing much besides losing until after Stalingrad. Despite being so close to Japan, they didn't do much of anything about them even after Germany was defeated.

At least, we in the US are not informed of them doing much because we are too busy congratulating ourselves for saving everyone after we came in several years late to the party after everyone else was tired of fighting.
 

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manaman said:
Mcface said:
manaman said:
Mcface said:
"Feeling superior to others because you were born somewhere just makes you a fucking idiot. You had nothing to do with anything great that ever happened in your country, so just shut the fuck up, I'm sick of your bullshit."
I'm not so sure about that. I fought in two wars, I ran a small buisness. I think I did more then my share.

What am I getting at? Each and every person in a country contributes to the whole. Their country wouldn't exist today without the collective efforts of everyone. It's bullshit to say nobody here ever helped make their country great.
I think you missed the whole "feeling superior" to someone else bit.
Feeling superior is a part of having pride in your country, foolish, but not exactly bullshit, especially not for the reasons given.
Feeling pride is one thing. Feeling superior, aka better, than other nations is a part of a dangerous nationalism. I bet Angela Merkel is proud of being German. Hitler felt superior.
 

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Dr. Whiggs said:
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I have a reason for saying EU > USA.

EU is home to Scandinavia (Canada-is-America's-hat-translation: Norway, Sweden and Denmark) the countries with the most well functioning society models on the planet.

USA has also the highest annual murder rate in the world with about 11,000 deaths. In comparison, the 2nd highest annual murder rate is Germany, with 60 to 80. This alone is reason enough to never set foot in that hell hole.
How's your suicide rate going?
Assuming that this quote was directed at us Europeans then it send the question back, hows the teen-age school suicides and gun rampages going over there?

Strictly that wasn't returning the question but ya-know..
D'oh!

Whoops!

Oh, and you were completely fucking wrong about the murder rates.
Yeah guess why Germany has so many suicides..? It's because its one of the few countries on Earth in which euthanasia is allowed and practiced.. lots of people go there to end their lives easily.. besides suicide doesn't make one place worse than the next.

And Dunblane was an isolated incident back in 1996, we have extremely strict gun rules now, whereas USA, well you've still got problems with the right to bear arms fiascoes..
 

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demoman_chaos said:
Drauden said:
I suppose everyone, including the US, owes Russia then? Or the Soviet Union. People always seem to forget about our commie-friends. :)
They were just a distraction. They didn't get to doing much besides losing until after Stalingrad. Despite being so close to Japan, they didn't do much of anything about them even after Germany was defeated.

At least, we in the US are not informed of them doing much because we are too busy congratulating ourselves for saving everyone after we came in several years late to the party after everyone else was tired of fighting.
I'm sorry but on a world map russia may look close to Japan but in reality, the only things of military might in Eastern Russia are a few radar stations and angry farmers, the Russian army couldn't have fought against Japan.. Anyway, it's only you amercians that have any beef with the Japs..

Considering they bombed pearl harbor out of the blue i don't blame the americans...
 

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JaymesFogarty said:
A Democratic Republic? I suppose it could work; it obviously has long enough! I suppose that excuse for lack of travel does make sense, but where is the sense of adventure? I do feel sorry for that woman you mentioned; she sounds like a good-hearted ignorant individual. Where are you from, then?
Our government is actually made to not work, or at least as slow as possible. Many people want to travel overseas, but they lack the money or time amoung other things. Typical vacation time given by most workplaces is two or sometimes three weeks. It's also easier and usually cheaper to just go to Florida or California. I'm from Minnesota; land of 10,000 lakes and 1,000,000,000 misquitoes. And where are you from?
Holy Sugar! you only get 2-3 weeks off, i couldn't live with that.. need my minimum 4 weeks off + Christmas..(this is hypothetical as i don't work, but i reckon i couldn't work, I'm too lazy..)
 

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As odd as this next statement will sound, I have an explanation for it.

Comparing the United States to Europe/the EU is really comparing apples to oranges.


The United States, however, was formed by English malcontents, who were followed by malcontents from all countries of Europe, and eventually the world. These people saw their governments as power-hungry and dominating, and simply wanted to be left alone. They formed a new, limited government in the New World, and built a country around it. The mindset of the people was that their government should not have such an influence on the people, and they lived according to it. This is seen in the center-right nature of the American populace. Recent swings to the left notwithstanding, the US government is usually kept small(ish) and out of the way, at least comparatively. The American people prefer to sacrifice the safety of a powerful, protective government for the freedom to do most anything they like. The implementation of a European-style Socialist government would be met with outrage at best. The worst-case scenario is a military mutiny at the highest level. and a popular uprising from everywhere that is not the East Coast and southern California.
This is a common misconception of American history. The Early American government (and people) were not against government influence in people's daily lives. The major argument in those days over government was not the government vs the individual, but the Federal Government vs the State Governments. The early governments of the United States had no problem interfering in the lives of it's citizens. The difference was that it was normally local government that did so. State, county, and municipal governments developed a byzantine systems of regulations and laws to govern their citizens. Those who were the proponents of strong state powers and weak Federal powers were known as Democratic Republicans and were led by the likes of James Monroe and Thomas Jefferson. Those in favor of a strong Federal Government were known as Federalist and were led by John Adams and Alexander Hamilton.
I'm not talking about the early United States. I'm talking pre-United States. I know the debates that took place during the writing of the Articles of Confederation and later the Constitution, but before even the rumblings of revolution started, people came to the New World to escape their governments back in Europe. I know my US history.
 

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Nickolai77 said:
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I get into international pissing contests almost every time I see my friends. I am English. I live in France. It's quite problematic at times, the best being the time me and my best friend were shouting (at the top of our voices) at each other about France's impact on WWII... In the middle of a history lesson. The teacher was not best pleased. Good times...
Sounds like it :)

But out of interest, how do the French view the English? Is the tongue in cheek rivalry mutually shared?

Also, judging by the complete lack of French people on the Escapist...do the French not like speaking English?
The French view the English like the English view them. We're "Roast Beef" and they're "Frogs". It's all light hearted and 99.9% of the people you interact with don't care, but you do get the feeling that some people don't like you very much because of you being English. The French have a running joke that the English are invading France, more and more English people are emigrating here. There's at least 2 English kids in every class and (where I live at least) there are a lot of English families around.

Oh the French HATE speaking English. They're trying to pass laws that remove things like "Weekend", "Sandwich" and "Parking" from their language. You get a good few people that CAN speak English quite well, but they won't even try unless you ask. I actually agree with it. The Metropolitan police in London are taught basic arabic, that's not on really.

You have a good bit of banter most days, and you get a laugh out of it. Can't wait till England play France next month though, apart from if we lose. If England lose, my life will be hell ;)
 

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Yeah guess why Germany has so many suicides..? It's because its one of the few countries on Earth in which euthanasia is allowed and practiced..
Well, no surprise there, mwha mwha.
 

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fishman279 said:
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fishman279 said:
I get into international pissing contests almost every time I see my friends. I am English. I live in France. It's quite problematic at times, the best being the time me and my best friend were shouting (at the top of our voices) at each other about France's impact on WWII... In the middle of a history lesson. The teacher was not best pleased. Good times...
Sounds like it :)

But out of interest, how do the French view the English? Is the tongue in cheek rivalry mutually shared?

Also, judging by the complete lack of French people on the Escapist...do the French not like speaking English?
The French view the English like the English view them. We're "Roast Beef" and they're "Frogs". It's all light hearted and 99.9% of the people you interact with don't care, but you do get the feeling that some people don't like you very much because of you being English. The French have a running joke that the English are invading France, more and more English people are emigrating here. There's at least 2 English kids in every class and (where I live at least) there are a lot of English families around.

Oh the French HATE speaking English. They're trying to pass laws that remove things like "Weekend", "Sandwich" and "Parking" from their language. You get a good few people that CAN speak English quite well, but they won't even try unless you ask. I actually agree with it. The Metropolitan police in London are taught basic arabic, that's not on really.

You have a good bit of banter most days, and you get a laugh out of it. Can't wait till England play France next month though, apart from if we lose. If England lose, my life will be hell ;)
Interesting. I have a friend who's studying languages, (French and Italian) and as part of her course she's going to live in France and Italy for 6 months respectively. Any advise you could pass on?

Also, are the French so protectionist about their language because they view it as a really major part of their national identity, or are they just ambiguous against the English because our language is more successful?
 

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Ah, good for her, you can never learn too many languages. As for advice... There's not much really apart from to really immerse yourself in the language. In 6 months you can pick up almost all of the language judging by how much time I and a few other English people I know here have taken to learn it. I was put in a school with no English speaking staff or pupils. At the beginning it was mostly basics like "Comment tu t'appelles?" "Je m'appelle Tom" or hand signs but by the end of the year I was practically fluent. My parents said "Being thrown into the deep end with no help really forces you to learn a lot quicker." at the time and looking back I agree 100%.

I think it's a bit of both to be honest. It's a huge part of their national identity as you said and they're fiercely protective of that (Banning the Burkha for example) but I think they envy the popularity/success of the English language a bit. It's also fast disappearing as a language, outside of the French colonies and old African colonies it's hardly spoken at all. They'd never admit it though ;)
 

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Razgovory said:
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Why does everybody connect Europe with the fucking nazzies?! I mean THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES in Europe, besides Germany and Itally, you know... Europe has a ton more history than the U.S. so I think comparing them would be like comparing a poorly-endowed titmouse with an f-ing eagle... (the titmouse being the U.S. and the eagle being Europe, mind you, NOT the other way around...)
Weren't there Nazis in France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Norway, Denmark, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Spain, and Finland?
No! Well, yes... But uh... Most of these were occupied by nazzies, not supporters of nazzies... Well except for Spain and Bulgaria. But that's not the point! The point is there are alot greater and more important things in Europe than the stupid nazzies and we're all ashamed of them, by the way(I mean the nazzies). I don't know why you stupid yankees keep rubbing them in our noses >.>

P.S. Sorry for the insult, but I am really getting pissed-off.
 

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I think we are talking about EU as a short for Europa, because everyone here are lazy, and don't want to Write Europa every time...
Europa is a magazine and the sixth moon of Jupiter.

Also, I think it's funny that this whole thread is Americans not knowing that "EU" stands for the European Union, which is not the same thing as Europe, and Europeans not understanding this misunderstanding.
Yeah, that was pretty much my point, only I can't spell, so it wrote an "a" instead of an "e", In the end of Europe.
But point's the same.

-Zen- said:
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TheRightToArmBears said:
EU>US

Do you want to know why?

Proper beer.
Proper alcohol in general
We have plenty of proper alcohol. It's called bourbon.
If you ask me, it's just a bad, way to sweet, copy of whisky/whiskey (yes, there is a difference). Though there are some good ones in between, so yeah, it was wrong of me to write "in general".
 

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Willem said:
Darkm00 said:
I think we are talking about EU as a short for Europa, because everyone here are lazy, and don't want to Write Europa every time...
Europa is a magazine and the sixth moon of Jupiter.

Also, I think it's funny that this whole thread is Americans not knowing that "EU" stands for the European Union, which is not the same thing as Europe, and Europeans not understanding this misunderstanding.
Yeah, that was pretty much my point, only I can't spell, so it wrote an "a" instead of an "e", In the end of Europe.
But point's the same.

-Zen- said:
Darkm00 said:
TheRightToArmBears said:
EU>US

Do you want to know why?

Proper beer.
Proper alcohol in general
We have plenty of proper alcohol. It's called bourbon.
If you ask me, it's just a bad, way to sweet, copy of whisky/whiskey (yes, there is a difference). Though there are some good ones in between, so yeah, it was wrong of me to write "in general".
 

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n00beffect said:
Razgovory said:
n00beffect said:
Why does everybody connect Europe with the fucking nazzies?! I mean THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES in Europe, besides Germany and Itally, you know... Europe has a ton more history than the U.S. so I think comparing them would be like comparing a poorly-endowed titmouse with an f-ing eagle... (the titmouse being the U.S. and the eagle being Europe, mind you, NOT the other way around...)
Weren't there Nazis in France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Norway, Denmark, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Spain, and Finland?
No! Well, yes... But uh... Most of these were occupied by nazzies, not supporters of nazzies... Well except for Spain and Bulgaria. But that's not the point! The point is there are alot greater and more important things in Europe than the stupid nazzies and we're all ashamed of them, by the way(I mean the nazzies). I don't know why you stupid yankees keep rubbing them in our noses >.>

P.S. Sorry for the insult, but I am really getting pissed-off.
Well you see, we lost a lot people and money helping solve this Nazi problem for you guys. It kinda sticks in our minds. If you visit other countries like China, India, Egypt,and the Congo they have completely different reasons for not liking you guys that has nothing to do with Nazis. So next time some evil American reminds you of your Nazi past you be sure to tell him that Europeans have committed all types of crimes against humanity and that people shouldn't focus only on the Nazis.
 

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Razgovory said:
blah, blah, blah, cheesburgers!
It's funny how you Americans try so hard not to be European ;d Or how you try to forget your European descent, it's hilarious! XD You all know very well that a big part of your, so called "country" are actually European refugies(especially the really white ones ;d) and that your grannies and grandpapies are all actually Italians, or French, or hell, maybe even Germans ;d So as much as you pretend America is a country based on it's own citizenship and own history and everything, you know deep inside your heart that your great, great grandma' was actually a Frauline(or however the fuck that's spelled) back in her old country ;d So, I feel your pain, I really do. And yeah, we have commited a lot of f**ked-up shit in our time, but we've done a lot of great things, too. Let me just recall, oh I don't know, the whole RENAISSANCE thing, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was European. And how about that one thing that you Americans like so much and on which half(or maybe more than half?) of your economy depends and strives on, um... how was it... Oh yeah, CINEMA. Ever heard of the Lumiere brothers? Yeah they basically gave a headstart to that whole cinema thing. Basically, Hollywood, wouldn't exist right now if it wasn't for them. Oh and how about that Einstein guy? He was pretty great wasn't he? Even though he was GERMAN(well, jewish, but whatever). And let's not even mention all the great painters, poets, writers and everything. Especially painters like Picasso, Modigliani, Renoir, Da Vinci... Oh yeah, I forgot you Americans aren't very big on art, that's a bit complicated for your minds, sorry for making it hard on your booboo(brain). Anyways, I think I made my point - America is just a fraction of Europe's greatness and ideas. So shut the hell up, sir, if you don't mind :)
 

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n00beffect said:
Razgovory said:
blah, blah, blah, cheesburgers!
It's funny how you Americans try so hard not to be European ;d Or how you try to forget your European descent, it's hilarious! XD You all know very well that a big part of your, so called "country" are actually European refugies(especially the really white ones ;d) and that your grannies and grandpapies are all actually Italians, or French, or hell, maybe even Germans ;d So as much as you pretend America is a country based on it's own citizenship and own history and everything, you know deep inside your heart that your great, great grandma' was actually a Frauline(or however the fuck that's spelled) back in her old country ;d So, I feel your pain, I really do. And yeah, we have commited a lot of f**ked-up shit in our time, but we've done a lot of great things, too. Let me just recall, oh I don't know, the whole RENAISSANCE thing, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was European. And how about that one thing that you Americans like so much and on which half(or maybe more than half?) of your economy depends and strives on, um... how was it... Oh yeah, CINEMA. Ever heard of the Lumiere brothers? Yeah they basically gave a headstart to that whole cinema thing. Basically, Hollywood, wouldn't exist right now if it wasn't for them. Oh and how about that Einstein guy? He was pretty great wasn't he? Even though he was GERMAN(well, jewish, but whatever). And let's not even mention all the great painters, poets, writers and everything. Especially painters like Picasso, Modigliani, Renoir, Da Vinci... Oh yeah, I forgot you Americans aren't very big on art, that's a bit complicated for your minds, sorry for making it hard on your booboo(brain). Anyways, I think I made my point - America is just a fraction of Europe's greatness and ideas. So shut the hell up, sir, if you don't mind :)
It might be helpful to remember that American was founded by people who were trying to escape from Europe. For our ancestors Europe wasn't exactly a nice place. Some were forced out, other starved out, other fled oppression or intolerance. Mr. Einstein who you pointed out is an excellent example. Born in Germany he was forced to flee and died an American citizen in the US. We don't "try" not to be Europeans. We were told in no uncertain terms that we were not wanted. Well not all of course. Some were slaves in Africa or native tribes in North America. Though their ancestors experience with Europe wasn't really better.

Very little of economy relies on Cinema. Most of economy is based on service jobs. Our film industry does very well and doesn't even need government support (unlike in many European countries). In no large part because our friends of Europe wait in line to buy our culture. In contrast we don't buy German sitcoms or French music very often. I suppose this is the reason why Europeans have this inferiority complex toward their Americans cousins. Europeans often reject their culture and adopt elements of American culture. While in Europe I saw American films and television and music everywhere.
 

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Yeah, it is true that most of the shitty stuff we watch on TV are actually American. You know, all the mass productions and everything, based solemnly on the idea of consumerism. I am glad you admited that most of you are slaves to society and mind you not just regular slaves to society, but your entire country is built upon the foundation of Supply&Demand. I don't know why you're so proud of that, actually. It boggles me to no extent. But yeah, in terms of lame entertainment you guys trash us in every possible way. Unfortunately for you though, our entertainment is not based entirely on your sitcoms, or whatever. We have an entire history, we have classics and things like that and though Europe is becoming more like America recently, with all the consumarism everywhere, we still have people who appreciate real things such as art for example. We have a great history and museums that strive upon Europe's greatness and struggle to sustain itself. So basically, what you Americans are proud of is that you've brought upon the world the word CONSUMER and that your entire economy depends on you being consumers, is that it? While Europe manages to do so(or has managed to do so until recently) without the need to enslave it's own people to being, how should I put it... "9 to 5"ers?