an epic tale of how social networking will get your stuff stolen.

[VanityGirl]

The only people I add on facebook are people I know/have known for a while.
My boyfriend, his family, my old friends.
Honestly, I never add people I don't know or people I only met once.

But, I also don't update my facebook a lot, so my danger is little to none compared to the social networking tards who update their facebook/twitter whenever they go to the bathroom.

 

[Insanum]

Thats actually really awesome. Any other stories your allowed to share?

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

And now I want to be a detective. With a fedora, shades, raincoat, and smokes of course.

I do wear a trenchcoat and shades! Though no fedora I have spikey hair and a hat would mess that up. Vainity thy name is ace_of_something. I can't smoke despite how cool it looks due to some other health problems. So close. I guess I'll have to go back to narrating my life in my head again

*I reached in the drawer of my desk and opened the flask of burbon that I keep close to my heart and then I looked down at my .45 named 'precious' that I keep even closer still*

I thought you were awesome


With that last comment, I love you.


Well played, Ace.

 

[mrhockey220]

I think it's against the law for police officers/detectives to lure people into committing a crime so they can arrest them. I believe it was called Entrapment or something.

Yeah, and if you ask if they're a cop, they have to say yes.

Do some departments behave like they do in Super Troopers? I no they were state troopers and i doubt cops screw around with other people but i just thought id ask.

It would be entertaining to hear about those kind of shenanigans. Oh, shi-*pistolwhipped*

Not gonna lie best movie EVER!!!!

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Have you ever been accused of being a maverick and/or loose cannon by a loudmouthed superior, before having to hand in your badge and gun and go it alone on a case where you know playing it by the book won't get results? If not, you're not a proper detective as far as I'm concerned...
...Oh, you also have to have a wide brimmed hat and regularly engage in liasons with femme fatales that stick their tongue down your throat one minute, and a gun in your face the next.

 

[chowderface]

I point you to this:

*too long to clutter up this post with*

Wow, I've never seen someone miss the point of a sarcasm tag before.

 

[SnipErlite]

Wow you cool guy.

Plus anyone that's stupid enough to post on the Internet when they're not at home almost deserves to be robbed........

 

[T-Bone24]

A: Awesome, you're a detective, I didn't know that.

B: That guy is actually pretty smart in a really stupid kind of way.

 

[Chipperz]

And now I want to be a detective. With a fedora, shades, raincoat, and smokes of course.

I do wear a trenchcoat and shades! Though no fedora I have spikey hair and a hat would mess that up. Vainity thy name is ace_of_something. I can't smoke despite how cool it looks due to some other health problems. So close. I guess I'll have to go back to narrating my life in my head again

*I reached in the drawer of my desk and opened the flask of burbon that I keep close to my heart and then I looked down at my .45 named 'precious' that I keep even closer still*

This is the greatest thing I have ever read. You, my good sir, are awesome.

Can you smoke cigars? I know they're more for the big crime bosses, but they're an acceptable substitute if you keep up narrating your own life and occasionally have flings with femme fatales. Plus you can have a booby-trapped one like James Bond, so if you're ever captured by hired goons, you can ask for one last cigar and use it to shoot one and make your escape!

 

[Calgetorix]

I remember an incident about some soldiers who updated their Facebook profiles with where they were going. Obviously not very smart.

I'm pretty sure it was for real, I just can't be bothered to find any links so you have to take my words for it : )

But yeah, people need to be more careful with their information. Thanks for a heads up.

 

[NeuroShock]

I point you to this:

*too long to clutter up this post with*

Wow, I've never seen someone miss the point of a sarcasm tag before.

Oh, wow. You're totally right. Sorry about that.