And the stupid question award goes to.......
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this chick at my school has no common sense, and she got in a conversation with this other girl. went sumthin like this:
Chick 2: My friend commited suicide last Wednesday.
Chick 1: Oh my God! Is she okay?!
Yeah.
Chick 2: My friend commited suicide last Wednesday.
Chick 1: Oh my God! Is she okay?!
Yeah.
I was at the tacobell Drive through a few weeks ago and the kid over the speaker asked if it was "to stay or go?"
You're kidding.Da_Schwartz said:
There was this pink monkey-thing in Sonic Heroes... He asked, "What are Eggman's robots doing in such an industrialized area?" I laughed at that.
One of my friends once asked her friend a stupid question, and got a stupid answer.
"Is that a marker?"
"Nope, it's a Sharpie."
No, I am not kidding. I wish I was, but I'm not.
There was also another stupid answer from art class... But I can't remember. Soon as I do, I'll post it.
A freind of mine (who knew very little about metal at the time) once asked me "do you think the vocals to Metallica`s orion are any good?" i did a mixture of loling and facepalm ,it looked really wierd
EDIT: Second place goes to Girl in one of my geography classes who, when asked what was the capital of england replied "E" Genius
EDIT: Second place goes to Girl in one of my geography classes who, when asked what was the capital of england replied "E" Genius
My mom's a math teacher in Middle School. At the beginning of the year, she gets all of her students to share a few things about themselves in front of the class. One student in one of her eighth grade classes said that he hunted. When asked what he hunted, he responded that he mostly hunted doves. This prompted one girl to ask "why would you shoot soap?"
"So, Jake, when's your 4th of July picnic?"
Another 4th of july rated one (an answer, not a question).
Teacher: "So, does anyone in here know what holiday comes up right around June 21st or 22nd?"
Student: "July 4th!"
Another 4th of july rated one (an answer, not a question).
Teacher: "So, does anyone in here know what holiday comes up right around June 21st or 22nd?"
Student: "July 4th!"
This isn't a question so much as it is an action. When people pick up seashells on the beach shore, they put them next to their ear, to see if they can hear the noise of the ocean.
This takes out of account the fact that they pick up the shells right next to the ocean.
This takes out of account the fact that they pick up the shells right next to the ocean.
on a slightly related note
my sophomore year of high school I get asked to come up with a joke by some smartass jocks one day back when i lived in Atlanta so I instead made up a dumb observational question.
"If people from Atlanta are called Atlantans, what do you call people from Tampa?"
it usually took a minute for the thought to set in their thick little minds.
my sophomore year of high school I get asked to come up with a joke by some smartass jocks one day back when i lived in Atlanta so I instead made up a dumb observational question.
"If people from Atlanta are called Atlantans, what do you call people from Tampa?"
it usually took a minute for the thought to set in their thick little minds.
This is pissing me off, how do i get pictures into the post i make?Pumpkin_Eater said:Would have made sense to put this in my original post, but here it is.Sergeant M. Fudgey said:
So they tried to defend this guy you say?
Ok and as for my dumbest question
My sister asks, "Does windows make apple laptops?"
"What's an oxymoron?"
Bearing in mind that this came from a man in top set for GCSE English two weeks before the exam.
Bearing in mind that this came from a man in top set for GCSE English two weeks before the exam.
My sister once asked when she was younger: "If you touch the wall do you die?." She was only around 6 years old, but COME ON!
A few, first an eleventh grade girl asks "a tiger and a cheetah are the same thing right?"
Next, some other person asks me what 2 times 2 is and after thinking that they should know this (believe me it wasn't a little kid) I told them the answer and then they yelled at me for lying and then they ran away leaving me very confused. And finally the same eleventh grade girl from before who has been going to her school since she was in ninth grade asks me "where is the bathroom?" Not realizing she is standing right next to it. I really wonder about her mental health a lot.
Next, some other person asks me what 2 times 2 is and after thinking that they should know this (believe me it wasn't a little kid) I told them the answer and then they yelled at me for lying and then they ran away leaving me very confused. And finally the same eleventh grade girl from before who has been going to her school since she was in ninth grade asks me "where is the bathroom?" Not realizing she is standing right next to it. I really wonder about her mental health a lot.
This question was asked in my HONORS English class while we were discussing WWI and wars in general (we had just read All Quiet on the Western Front). Some girl, who I now have no respect for, blurted this gem out.
Girl: Wait...what war was it when we were fighting Korea?
*brief pause*
Girl: Oh yeah! The Korean war!
It was even funnier considering she answered her own question and we were talking about the psychological affects of trench warfare at the time. My English teacher had to take a long wiff of a sharpie before continuing.
Girl: Wait...what war was it when we were fighting Korea?
*brief pause*
Girl: Oh yeah! The Korean war!
It was even funnier considering she answered her own question and we were talking about the psychological affects of trench warfare at the time. My English teacher had to take a long wiff of a sharpie before continuing.