Annoyed with all these stupid lawsuits? What are some really stupid/hilarious ones you've heard of

[new_age_reject]

And whatever you do, don't fuck with the farmers.

Word on that one...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I got a book full...remind me to get it out tonight, I'll bring it out tomorrow.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I read an article once about a criminal who was on the run. He hid in the mountains. When the police finally found him, he was freezing in a cave. He threatened to sue them for not finding him sooner, since he was dying of cold. I don't think he actually went through with it, though.