Another zombie attack in Florida

[Faulty Turmoil]

Looks like we're gonna need those laser turrets after all. (We British manage to make everything about ourselves don't we? No problem with that though. Just an observation. I suppose we've gotten pretty good at it.)

The US is fucked, this clear by the apparent fact that they have zombies, and we don't.

We must save the best nation on the planet, so that future generations can grow up to have the best accents and comedy.

My god your right! Sorry America, but you've got to fend for yourselves. We promise we'll help once we've completely shut ourselves off from the rest of the world. You guys have guns though, I'm sure you'll be alright. [sub]No zey von't[/sub]

But once the zombies consume and convert everyone in the world, how will you hold off the undead masses?

No wall can withstand 6.5 billion zombies (not even one lined with lAz0Rz!1!)!

Oh my good man, you underestimate us. We will simply:

It is our nature.

 

[Elate]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

All we have to do is make our selves slowly float away from mainland Europe, and we'll be fine.. Just in case, I'm heading up to one of those Scottish islands..

On the upside, once all the zombies eat everyone and die off, the British will be the only remaining super power. 2nd British Empire anyone?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Looks like we're gonna need those laser turrets after all. (We British manage to make everything about ourselves don't we? No problem with that though. Just an observation. I suppose we've gotten pretty good at it.)

The US is fucked, this clear by the apparent fact that they have zombies, and we don't.

We must save the best nation on the planet, so that future generations can grow up to have the best accents and comedy.

My god your right! Sorry America, but you've got to fend for yourselves. We promise we'll help once we've completely shut ourselves off from the rest of the world. You guys have guns though, I'm sure you'll be alright. [sub]No zey von't[/sub]

But once the zombies consume and convert everyone in the world, how will you hold off the undead masses?

No wall can withstand 6.5 billion zombies (not even one lined with lAz0Rz!1!)!

The wall shall protect us.

[HEADING=1]All hail the wall![/HEADING]

 

[Dags90]

I can't believe the police Tasered someone so clearly on drugs/mentally compromised multiple times. Even the people who make the darn things tell you not to do that.

 

[Rawne1980]

But why build a wall? As far as I know, zombies can't swim.

Technically they wouldn't need to swim.

They don't breathe so could just skip happily along the bottom of the sea.

 

[Goofguy]

Hahahaha silly Brits and their wall. Being the hardy Canadian that I am, I will migrate north in to the frosty climes. Zombies will freeze and I will have access to all the fresh water and caribou I could possibly want. Plus, I would ride a friggin polar bear.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Okay lets not all panic now. I think we can all agree that the sensible course of action is to nuke Florida and to shot any american trying to leave the country as a precautionary measure. Now I know it seems unfair to you americans to abandon you to the mercy of the undead horde but I've spoken to rest of the world about that and we are all in agreement that we can live with that. Thanks for being such good sports.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

And this is exactly why he was re-elected as Mayor! Boris will save us!

Can't YOU save us instead? I'd rather be chilling in the TARDIS, more stuff to see in there.

 

[RN7]

I can't believe the police Tasered someone so clearly on drugs/mentally compromised multiple times. Even the people who make the darn things tell you not to do that.

The son of a ***** was biting chunks out of people. I would have riddled him with bullet holes. I think there is a point upon which the mental deficient and influence of outside substances actually legitimizes the use of a taser. This is one of those times.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I live in Florida and honestly I'm starting to get a little freaked out. The sentenced "There was another cannibal attack." should never be uttered. Yet it has 3 other times...

I'm buying a bat. Whether its synthetic weed or the apocalypse the Mayans were talking about the first naked man to run at me is going to take aluminum to the balls.

 

[superdelux]

As the Apocalypse begins the guns, leather pants, and bottle caps i keep under my bed will finally be put to use.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

Looks like we're gonna need those laser turrets after all. (We British manage to make everything about ourselves don't we? No problem with that though. Just an observation. I suppose we've gotten pretty good at it.)

The US is fucked, this clear by the apparent fact that they have zombies, and we don't.

We must save the best nation on the planet, so that future generations can grow up to have the best accents and comedy.

My god your right! Sorry America, but you've got to fend for yourselves. We promise we'll help once we've completely shut ourselves off from the rest of the world. You guys have guns though, I'm sure you'll be alright. [sub]No zey von't[/sub]

But once the zombies consume and convert everyone in the world, how will you hold off the undead masses?

No wall can withstand 6.5 billion zombies (not even one lined with lAz0Rz!1!)!

The wall shall protect us.

[HEADING=1]All hail the wall![/HEADING]

If a great encompassing wall can keep the Mongols out China for thousands of years then I believe one around Britain should keep the zombies out as well.

But Daystar answer me this, what happens when you run out of food or the island becomes too overpopulated, then how will the wall protect you?

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

But... we're an island? Sounds like wasted effort, effort that could be used on laser cannons

Exactly!

What's harder to infiltrate than an island?

An island with a huge wall surrounding it!

As as far as I know, zombies can't fly planes.

But why build a wall? As far as I know, zombies can't swim.

Unless they learned how to swim...

But if they learned how to swim then... then perhaps they can learn how to fly! D:

Swimbies are bad enough... but Flybies!? D:


Holy shazbot! The captcha is "Umbrella Corporation".

 

[imnot]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

But... we're an island? Sounds like wasted effort, effort that could be used on laser cannons

Exactly!

What's harder to infiltrate than an island?

An island with a huge wall surrounding it!

As as far as I know, zombies can't fly planes.

But why build a wall? As far as I know, zombies can't swim.

Unless they learned how to swim...

But if they learned how to swim then... then perhaps they can learn how to fly! D:

Hmm...

This is a problem indeed.

Fill the ocean with cememt, then cover it in millions of bear traps.
I've seen enough cartoons to know that will work, then fill the sky with angry pidgeons from London, who are hungry because no tourists have been feeding them.

 

[Flames66]

There's a similiar modus operandi here. I don't mean a zombie one, I mean, think about it. Naked+cannibalism. If it WERE zombies, you would've thought more of 'em would be clothed, but there is a pattern, a crazy one, but it's there.

That's what I keep telling people. It's not the Zombies, IT'S The REAVERS!!!!

I dunno man, I still think laser turrets and cannons would be a wiser investment. What if the zombies learn how to use grappling hooks?

Why not a wall with turrets on it, like in this:
(just before the end)

 

[Riddle78]

Don't mind me...I'm just moving to the middle of Hudson Bay with a boat and rapidly self-replicating fungus-cereal. The zombies may be able to walk along the bottom of the sea,but they won't be able to board a vessel at sea!

 

[Treblaine]

He's not the messiah a zombie, he's a very naughty boy!

Really, this isn't the first crazy person to have ever existed. The point is his craziness is not contagious, it is spontaneous and rare which means it is totally unlike the zombies you'd often refer to. He's just a crazy guy. One of a handful out of a population of A THIRD OF A BILLION PEOPLE! That's a lot of chances from very unlikely things to happen.

Spoiler: But the same applies

 

[Guffe]

Not soon a new corporation called Ubrella will emerge...
No one will realise the situation until it's too late.
Lucky me They will never find me up here in the Finnish forests and I haev all my wolves and PolarBears protecting me.

 

[TimeLord]

And this is exactly why he was re-elected as Mayor! Boris will save us!

Can't YOU save us instead? I'd rather be chilling in the TARDIS, more stuff to see in there.

I could. But having the entire population of America rush straight towards my TARDIS might just cause a few issues. Also what if an infected gets into the TARDIS?

 

[Rednog]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

But... we're an island? Sounds like wasted effort, effort that could be used on laser cannons

Exactly!

What's harder to infiltrate than an island?

An island with a huge wall surrounding it!

As as far as I know, zombies can't fly planes.

But why build a wall? As far as I know, zombies can't swim.

Unless they learned how to swim...

But if they learned how to swim then... then perhaps they can learn how to fly! D:

Hmm...

This is a problem indeed.

The leader of the flying zombies has already been chosen...

Spoiler