Another zombie attack in Florida

[Jaeke]

The Only In Florida [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlyInFlorida] trope strikes again.

Also if the latest entry on the examples on the trope page is real, Around that time (the first naked cannibal attack) and city, A high school prom was held in the same place a porn convention was occurring.

How the hell did that even happen?! Florida what the fuck is wrong with you?!

Yeah, we really got to get our shit together.

Ever watch World's Dumbest!?! 95% of the videos are from here!

 

[Dags90]

The son of a ***** was biting chunks out of people. I would have riddled him with bullet holes. I think there is a point upon which the mental deficient and influence of outside substances actually legitimizes the use of a taser. This is one of those times.

Part of the reason you don't use Tasers on people who might be under the influence of drugs is reduced effectiveness. Sort of like this guy, who pulled the probes out of his skin. The officers were putting their own and the safety of others by using something which was of unpredictably reduced effectiveness.

 

[Antonio Torrente]

The Only In Florida [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlyInFlorida] trope strikes again.

Also if the latest entry on the examples on the trope page is real, Around that time (the first naked cannibal attack) and city, A high school prom was held in the same place a porn convention was occurring.

How the hell did that even happen?! Florida what the fuck is wrong with you?!

Yeah, we really got to get our shit together.

Ever watch World's Dumbest!?! 95% of the videos are from here!

No, I live here in the Philippines and I can't see it if its a tv show in the US.

Also is that story true? Because although most information on tvtropes are true I kinda need a reliable source like say a link to a website.

By the way congratulations on winning the NBA Finals, I am kinda proud right now since the coach of the Miami Heat has Filipino descent.

 

[Tallim]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are walking through the desert when they find a lamp. The Irishman picks it up and gives it a rub. A genie appears and gives the men a wish each.

The Irishman says "I want all the English out of Ireland. Send them back to England." The genie snaps his fingers and it is so.

The Englishman says "Well I want a wall built around England to deny all of our enemies the ability to harm us." The genie snaps his fingers and it is so.

The Scotsman looks at the genie and asks; "tell me about this wall."

The genie replies, "It is a mighty structure 20 meters thick and 3 kilometers high. It follows the coastline of England and its borders."

The Scotsman says "Fill it with water."

Ah ah ah.

I said the the British Isles.

You're being saved from the zombie invasion whether you like it or not.

We're good, the wall will be perfectly fine to defend us from foreign zombies and all the British ones will queue up in an orderly fashion for their brains and can just be thwacked over the head with a cricket bat between tea breaks.

Elementary really.

 

[wooty]

I though zombies were already living in Britain, for a good few years now.

Theres even documented proof

 

[The Funslinger]

Looks like we're gonna need those laser turrets after all. (We British manage to make everything about ourselves don't we? No problem with that though. Just an observation. I suppose we've gotten pretty good at it.)

The US is fucked, this clear by the apparent fact that they have zombies, and we don't.

We must save the best nation on the planet, so that future generations can grow up to have the best accents and comedy.

My god your right! Sorry America, but you've got to fend for yourselves. We promise we'll help once we've completely shut ourselves off from the rest of the world. You guys have guns though, I'm sure you'll be alright. [sub]No zey von't[/sub]

But once the zombies consume and convert everyone in the world, how will you hold off the undead masses?

No wall can withstand 6.5 billion zombies (not even one lined with lAz0Rz!1!)!

The wall shall protect us.

[HEADING=1]All hail the wall![/HEADING]

Of course, we shall need to establish the Night's Watch. [http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Night%27s_Watch]

I call Lord Commander!

 

[Lunar Templar]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

But... we're an island? Sounds like wasted effort, effort that could be used on laser cannons

Exactly!

What's harder to infiltrate than an island?

An island with a huge wall surrounding it!

As as far as I know, zombies can't fly planes.

But why build a wall? As far as I know, zombies can't swim.

Unless they learned how to swim...

But if they learned how to swim then... then perhaps they can learn how to fly! D:

Hmm...

This is a problem indeed.

and thus Hazy's wisdom is revealed
energy weapons can deal with flyers, and rail guns for swimmers

 

[Goofguy]

snip

You forget, I'll have a polar bear. And I doubt the zombies will reach me in Alert.

And wouldn't the Australian zombies potentially be the worst? You know, the whole penal colony history.

 

[Elamdri]

You know, the mindless face chewing, that I can abide. But the INDECENCY to be NAKED?!

Dying in a Zombie apocalypse: Awesome.

Dying in a NUDIST Zombie apocalypse: Not so awesome.

The could at least spare me the dignity of not having their naughty bits all on display while they naw on my brainmeats.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Jesus christ, nerds.....

Will you ever shut the hell up about zombies?

Spoiler: No

Tbh there's no evidence that this is related to the other attacks is there? Just sounds like the guy flipped?

I know he was high...but was it bath salt related?

 

[CronosYamato]

And this is exactly why he was re-elected as Mayor! Boris will save us!

Can't YOU save us instead? I'd rather be chilling in the TARDIS, more stuff to see in there.

An interesting dilema arises. Could they doctor kill zombies? They are animate, but would he consider them "alive"?

On a more related note, I really hope bath salts get criminalized soon.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

You know, the mindless face chewing, that I can abide. But the INDECENCY to be NAKED?!

Dying in a Zombie apocalypse: Awesome.

Dying in a NUDIST Zombie apocalypse: Not so awesome.

The could at least spare me the dignity of not having their naughty bits all on display while they naw on my brainmeats.

What if the zombies were really hot though? (I mean in the physical sense)

 

[GistoftheFist]

I think the shedding of the clothing is because of the horrible itching that occurs before the virus kills and reanimates you. Possible explaination?

 

[Elamdri]

You know, the mindless face chewing, that I can abide. But the INDECENCY to be NAKED?!

Dying in a Zombie apocalypse: Awesome.

Dying in a NUDIST Zombie apocalypse: Not so awesome.

The could at least spare me the dignity of not having their naughty bits all on display while they naw on my brainmeats.

What if the zombies were really hot though? (I mean in the physical sense)

I don't swing that way. And by swing that way, I mean I don't get off on dead people. You perv.

 

[chadachada123]

Meus Dei...

Of course the zombie apocalypse would have to start while I'm visiting my aunt/uncle in California, of course while I'm vacationing in a house that doesn't have any firearms.

If I was home, I'd be set. My dad owns a fair number of defensive firearms in a semi-rural area. But here in Orange County? I'm fucked.

 

[lacktheknack]

Good luck USA, hope to hear good news soon!

What?

No, no, were not building a wall, completely blocking off the British Isles from the outside world.

It's a...

Erm...

*slam*

But... we're an island? Sounds like wasted effort, effort that could be used on laser cannons

Exactly!

What's harder to infiltrate than an island?

An island with a huge wall surrounding it!

As as far as I know, zombies can't fly planes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780583/

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

OT: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, FLORIDA?

Seriously, this is getting really creepy.

 

[Sexy Devil]

Cracked covered this one, everyone. http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/

The short answer they give is that the internet is awful and internet journalism is more about jumping on the present bandwagon (zombies in this case) than reporting actual news.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Meh. I live in Canada. I can just move up north. The zombies are naked; they'd freeze to death in the cold wastes of Nunavut. Besides, polar bears live up north. No one wants to mess with a polar bear and I doubt zombies have the sense to avoid them.

In all seriousness, though, what the hell kind of drug turns someone into a flesh-hungry, clothes-hating, taser-immune zombie?! It's actually really frightening that such a thing could exist! AND it's highly addictive and can spread massive infection if injected! D:

 

[Von Strimmer]

snip

You forget, I'll have a polar bear. And I doubt the zombies will reach me in Alert.

And wouldn't the Australian zombies potentially be the worst? You know, the whole penal colony history.

Assuming the heat doesn't dry them out into zombie jerkey, then the animals will kill them. Even if the animals dont get them, the distance between population centres will be too extreme for the slow moving zombie.

Polar Bears dont count for much. As there are hardly any left (if Al Gore is to be believed). Furthermore Australian zombies will be far too lazy and will just go round calling fellow zombies c**t and mate while firing up a barbie and cracking a stubby. Face it mate, the Canadians are finished Australians shall inherit the Earth!

 

[GenericAmerican]

I know this is all being taken as a joke. But you would not believe the amount of idiots, actually freaking out about this being the start of a some sort of zombie invasion.

It's starting to get annoying. Anyway, my two theories. 1: This problem has always existed, it's just getting more media coverage now so it's freaking everyone out. (similar happened with murder rates and media coverage)

2: Zawmbies are so goddamned popular, anytime someone gets high, or goes insane, the brain defaults to *zombies are cool* mode, and tries to act like one.

Or you know. . . they really are zombies, in which case I only need another day before the finish on my shotgun is done.