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Lunar Templar

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Da Orky Man said:
What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

EDIT: Bonus question - What is your favourite colour?
1)*points to the left*

II) o.0 i haz a quest? can haz gud lutz?

three) any modifiers to its speed stat?

quatro) purple
 

ShotgunZombie

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Your first query.
My true name is impossible for your meager intellect to comprehend, so you may direct me as Nathan!

Your second query.
To destroy the multiverse by awakening and battling the elder gods who sealed me away long ago. I forgot where they live...

Your third query.
If it is a numerical figure that you seek it is 42. The question is irrelevant, the answer is 42. Always 42!

Your last query.
Black and red. I have spoken!
 

PleasantAsAHeadcrab

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My name is Merab.

My quest is to rule Australia with an iron fist.

The swallow can go as fast as it wants to go, but it mostly chooses to sit on street lights and poop on cars and steal popcorn.

My favourite colour is orange.
 

tombman888

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Tai

To perfect my magical arts and help my friend Ed find the seven gems of power

i once caught a swallow with my teeth whilst falling from a trick i failed
 

gruggins

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Name: Excusable Gold

Quest: to attain immortality

Thingy: SEVENTEEN!!!! (cookie goes to whoever can guess the book that came from)

Colour: H.P. Lovecraft's Alien colour that drives people mad when they see it.

captcha: the orsomar
 

King of the Sandbox

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1. You can call me The King.

2. To seek the Holy Grail (i.e. the perfect sandbox game)

3. What do you mean? African or European swallow?

Bonus: BLACK. No other answer is man-cceptable. ...maybe also red.
 

ShindoL Shill

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King Arthur
I seek the Grail
European of African?
we never find his out! (because the question guy doesnt know the answer to Arthurs question, and falls in the ravine)

Question for You:
how long do you hold the Holy Hand Grenade before you throw it EXACTLY?
 

Da Orky Man

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TrilbyWill said:
King Arthur
I seek the Grail
European of African?
we never find his out! (because the question guy doesnt know the answer to Arthurs question, and falls in the ravine)

Question for You:
how long do you hold the Holy Hand Grenade before you throw it EXACTLY?
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
 

Harlief

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Da Orky Man said:
What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

EDIT: Bonus question - What is your favourite colour?
Harleif
To get a haircut and a real job.
Perhaps this blog will answer your question... http://style.org/unladenswallow/

Blue

[Edit] Red
 

DigitalSushi

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Da Orky Man said:
What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

EDIT: Bonus question - What is your favourite colour?
1) Sush Alexandra

2) To seek the Grail

3) African or European?

4)Pink, NO BLUE! argghhhhh!
 

putowtin

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putowtin

to find happiness

swallow's busy come back tomorrow

black or purple!
 

Thespian

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TheJesus89 said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA MONTY PYTHON

THAT EXISTED AND ITS OLD BUT IT'S SORTA FUNNY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All kidding aside, I'm really tired of this movie. It's not even THAT funny. I mean it definitely has it's really funny parts, but not as many as everybody said it did. Yahtzee said it best when he compared it to portal. No matter how funny it may originally be, it will never be close to as funny because of how many times a day you here "It's only a flesh wound!" or "the cake is a lie!".
Samesies. Quoting Monty Python does not make you funny. I certainly don't see how it warrants creating a whole thread just to say "I watched this movie, here is evidence of that in form of a popular quip from it's scene."