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Time for an Anti Joke thread

Q. Whats the difference between a man and a woman
A. The 23rd Chromozone pair is XY for a man and XX for a woman

Q. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A. One i would assume
 
Marv21

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
Robin get in the Batmobile

Whats worse than a worm in your apple?
Getting Raped

Whats worse than a maggot in your apple?
The Holocaust

What was the Pirate Movie Rated?
Pg-13 for Violence, Harsh Language, Mild Suggestive Themes, and Scary Images
 
SeanTheSheep

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are in a bar.
They drink their drinks, talk for a while, and eventually the conversation topic turns to their individual antionalities.
They joke about the stereotypes a little good naturedly, then one by one, they head home to their respective residences.

So I was diagnosed with cancer last week.
It's a terrible affliction, and it will ruin my life, but hopefully with the right treatment I can fight it off, though there is always the possibility of it returning.
 
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Marv21 said:
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
Robin get in the Batmobile

Whats worse than a worm in your apple?
Getting Raped

Whats worse than a maggot in your apple?
The Holocaust

What was the Pirate Movie Rated?
Pg-13 for Violence, Harsh Language, Mild Suggestive Themes, and Scary Images
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I laughed my ass off at all of thoose.
 
ReincarnatedFTP

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
They're pretty, they make the air fresh and decorate the cityscape, they help clean the air and they give shade. There are over 400,000 of them, so they must be doing a good job.

What did the Russian commander say to the sluggish wounded Russian soldier during WW2?
"Sorry buddy, but I promise to at least make up a story for your wife and kids."

What did the concentration camp guard say to the prisoner?
"I'm sorry brother. And I'm sorry about mom too."

What's an activity 2 out of 3 people can enjoy?
Jenga!
 
SeanTheSheep

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw?
Because he had had a traumatic experience involving a chainsaw when he was young, which resulted in the loss of his father.
 
Soviet Heavy

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
-It wanted to hide in the cherry tree

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
-no
-Worked didn't it?

How did tarzan die?
-picking cherries.
 
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what's the resemblance between a chicken?
both its legs are parallel, especially the right one.

what's the difference between a crocodile?
it's longer than it is green.

a farmer had a horse and the horse was fine with that.
 
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Q: You know how I know you're gay?
A: You told me so and I've met your boyfriend. Cool guy. You should invite him over on friday for game-night. Does he play videogames? Also, you probably shouldn't leave me alone in a room with him, because he's totally hot.

Sorry, this thread got kind of confusing to me.

Also, this might be in a similar vein (sorry if I'm missing the point OP): http://www.the-iss.com/2010/03/the_next_big_thing_in_comedy_d.php
Comments at the end are funny too. Or is it not cool to post links to other sites like that?
 
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Mook 1: So I asked the horse, "Why the long face?"
Mook 2: Hahahaha
Mook 1: The horse has cancer.
Mook 2: o_O
 
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