Anti Joke time

[Kyogissun]

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw[/link]
why did no one quote this yet???

That was pure fucking gold.

I haven't seen anything that made me laugh so hard about death related comedy since Dead Like Me was still airing on Showtime.

 

[robakerson]

I love how this one "anti-joke" (Which I don't even consider that great) keeps appearing in this thread, 2-5 times per page:

"An (adjective) person, (adjective) person, and an (adjective) person all walk into a bar, and have a nice evening sipping on their favorite drinks."

 

[AWAR]

Why cant Annie do push-ups?
She has terminal cancer.

 

[reg42]

"Knock, knock"
"You's there?"
"Mosquito"
"Mosquito wh-"
"EEEEEEE Mosquito!"
"... Wtf man?"

Why cant Annie do push-ups?
She has terminal cancer.

Am I a bad person for laughing?

EDIT:

Spoiler: This will probably be very offensive to any physically handicapped people out there

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?
Walking.

 

[Flack]

not sure if I read it here or somewhere else but one that made me chuckle was
"A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is slowly tearing apart his family."

 

[Nevaehfo]

What does a horse and a car have in common?

You can ride either of them.

 

[Flack]

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw[/link]
why did no one quote this yet???

That was pure fucking gold.

I haven't seen anything that made me laugh so hard about death related comedy since Dead Like Me was still airing on Showtime.

Also, that is the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time

 

[Miumaru]

Wow, these are really funny. Its fun to do too with my friends, but they still never see it coming. "Im coming" "Hehe...he said Im..."

 

[superbatranger]

Knock Knock
Go away.
Ok.