Your mother is so fat that her life has now become significantly less enjoyable due to the various health problems which have accompanied her weight gain.
Anti Joke time
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Indon't remember where I read these, but here goes:
Why doesn't the Polish President ride a bike?
Because he's dead.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt
to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated
rainforest.
...yeah.
Why doesn't the Polish President ride a bike?
Because he's dead.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt
to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated
rainforest.
...yeah.
2 English men, 2 Scotsmen, 2 Irishmen and 2 welsh men get washed up on an island, 5 years later the Scotsmen are making whiskey, the Welshmen have started a Choir, the Irish men are still fighting on the beach and the two English men are waiting to be formally introduced.
Of course I laughed, that's fucking funny! "Arron", "Borris" "Clyde"... classic.FalloutJack said:Nope, sorry. I laughed, so it must be funny to some. The trouble here is that everything is funny to someone. To demonstrate, I will now read names from the phone book, and someone will laugh even if it's not funny.Kuchinawa212 said:Ok this is a C&H comic
EDIT needed to add the spoiler tags
Does that work? Too Dark? Not an Anti-Joke?
Anderson, Arron
Anderson, Boris
Anderson, Clyde...
Q: Why was Henry frequently drunk on his transatlantic voyages?
A: He was boarded on the port side.
Am I doin' it right?
A: He was boarded on the port side.
Am I doin' it right?
Sadly, not all cupcakes fly. But the ones that do are very, VERY rare. Few have seen them, some (Most) of these sightseers were trippin' balls however, which may mean that flying cupcakes are somehow attracted to drug junkies.SwimmingRock said:
It's a very wide subject, I assure you. If you are interested in more information about the flying cupcake, please refer to http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=Complete+bullcrap
What do you get if you combined a sheep with a kangaroo.
I'm sorry, that is biologically impossible, please rethink your experiment.
I'm sorry, that is biologically impossible, please rethink your experiment.
No, I mean you destroyed the point of the last spoiler tag.omega 616 said:
And consider stopping trying.