Stephen King. The guy is a genius at writing half books. He's utterly brilliant for the first half, but then it's utter drivel. Garbage. Shite. Bullocks. This is why his short story collections are so damn good.
Oh, and Dean Koontz. I've tried reading at least 5 of this moron's books and couldn't stand it. He's so untalented it's remarkable. My wife loves him though.
Oh, and Dean Koontz. I've tried reading at least 5 of this moron's books and couldn't stand it. He's so untalented it's remarkable. My wife loves him though.