There is a train sim game on PC. That game must be so dull. All you do is quite literally drive different trains around predetermined tracks.
Any hilariously bad games out there?
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I have no idea what it's called, but my friend had this crazy safari game on the pc years ago, where you start out in a house with an old man, and you have to find the keys to his jeep so you can go take pictures of animals. You could opt in the room he stands in to be a fly and he would swat at you... Jeezy Creezy that sounds ridiculous.
extreme paintbrawl.
It was pre 2000. I was into video games. I was into paintball. I found a video game about paintball. What could go wrong?
EVERYTHING! The music was 3 30 seconds loops linked together forever. The different guns had nothing different about them.... oh, and it was about as much like paintball as wii baseball is to real baseball. Paintball as a sport is really only fun to play anyway, but this game was depressing. I cant imagine how many people paintball lost as a potential player because of it. I hope not too many.
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A point about this one: The game itself I really enjoyed. It was a licensed Jurrasic Park FPS survival against dinosaurs. It had real trademarked guns and a decent storyline. What killed this game right out of the gate was the control scheme. The developers thought it would be very clever to give the player a lifelike hand to do everything. So, to open a door for example, you had to drop your gun (you could only hold 2 on you, and if you needed a free hand you had to drop one) reach your hand out to the door, click to grab it, drag downward, release, then push the door open. This is all presumably while a 7 foot tall raptor is gnawing on your ass. to swing a melee weapon, you had to flail your mouse like an autistic kid playing whack-a-mole. to aim, you had to hold the crtl and alt keys to line your front and rear gun sights up on the target. That target being a raptor running 35 mph across and towards you. Oh, and the final boss glitched. I got through the game because I loved the concept but whoever thought releasing a game like that was ok needs a frontal lobotomy.
It was pre 2000. I was into video games. I was into paintball. I found a video game about paintball. What could go wrong?
EVERYTHING! The music was 3 30 seconds loops linked together forever. The different guns had nothing different about them.... oh, and it was about as much like paintball as wii baseball is to real baseball. Paintball as a sport is really only fun to play anyway, but this game was depressing. I cant imagine how many people paintball lost as a potential player because of it. I hope not too many.
Also
Tresspasser
A point about this one: The game itself I really enjoyed. It was a licensed Jurrasic Park FPS survival against dinosaurs. It had real trademarked guns and a decent storyline. What killed this game right out of the gate was the control scheme. The developers thought it would be very clever to give the player a lifelike hand to do everything. So, to open a door for example, you had to drop your gun (you could only hold 2 on you, and if you needed a free hand you had to drop one) reach your hand out to the door, click to grab it, drag downward, release, then push the door open. This is all presumably while a 7 foot tall raptor is gnawing on your ass. to swing a melee weapon, you had to flail your mouse like an autistic kid playing whack-a-mole. to aim, you had to hold the crtl and alt keys to line your front and rear gun sights up on the target. That target being a raptor running 35 mph across and towards you. Oh, and the final boss glitched. I got through the game because I loved the concept but whoever thought releasing a game like that was ok needs a frontal lobotomy.
The dukes of hazard on the gameboy coulor (or advance,can`t remember) what made the game so hiarious was that the cops mimicked your moves,this made it stupidly easy yo trap them long enough to put incredible daylight between you and them ,and if they got too close? wiggle about a bit and then go straight forward ,or you could toy with the cops ,sending them round in endless circles,also the entire game took place on the same map
Oh you lucky git, that's post-patch! Before the patch, the AI wouldn't even move. Still hilarious.YuheJi said:
The Ratatouille game was apperantly pretty decent.iamq said:
