Boba Frag said:
Bobic said:
Go to JFK airport and ask for a friend of mine called Rusty. He owns a small biplane with 4 passenger seats. He will fly you and your 'girl' to japan in exchange for two daschund puppies. This offer is on a first come first served basis though, so be quick!
What will he do with said puppies?
EDIT
And if that bi-plane takes less than a week to get to Tokyo, then I'm the queen of England
He will train them to do their ancestral duty - fight badgers. Don't worry though, he's a pacifist and a member of PETA so no animals will ever be harmed in this training, he's using stuffed badgers and that blasted badger badger badger badger badger badger badger song.
Also, I said it'd be cheap, not fast. It'll take ages, Rusty loves him some pacific picnics.