AS an American i would like to apologize for the Jersey Shore. I do not know if it is shown in other countries but i can only hope that it is not
Apologize on behalf of your country
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sorry on behalf of the United states
we didnt mean to spread Mcdonald...or KFC...or any of the other fast food places. also sorry for kidnaping some of you africans and making you work here for free. ALSO i apologise for kicking you brits out i understand that you guys needed the colonies for moneys. so yeah srry ^^
we didnt mean to spread Mcdonald...or KFC...or any of the other fast food places. also sorry for kidnaping some of you africans and making you work here for free. ALSO i apologise for kicking you brits out i understand that you guys needed the colonies for moneys. so yeah srry ^^
I, capin rob, do formally apologise for all the idiots the US pumps out, we're working on finding the source and developing the proper way to ignore it
And to the brits in here, i'm sorry that most of you are born with an inability to see what your own country does wrong and make just cracks at the US, Very Mature -_-
And to the brits in here, i'm sorry that most of you are born with an inability to see what your own country does wrong and make just cracks at the US, Very Mature -_-
On behalf of America, I apologize for sticking our noses in other people's business.
That's it.
Seriously.
We are that awesome. Our one flaw is like that neighbor with the binoculars... if that neighbor was also the love child of Chuck Norris and Stephen Colbert. We've become so awesome at everything, that we spin our one flaw into showing how awesome we are to everyone else.
Seriously, America is like the popular kid in high school everyone wants to party with, if that kid sometimes acts retarded and kills a few of the other students because he thinks they're plotting to kill him.
But HEY! When was the last time you thought of other countries and didn't think of America? Probably never, because we are literally the most bodacious nation ever. Back in history, England occupied this little seat of awesomeness. But like a little brother in training, the most awesome of special colonial badass colonists were selected to colonize the sexy strip of land south-westeastish of England.
After they were done, the Founding Father promptly kicked England in the happy place and took America for themselves. That is seriously the most badass of all origin stories ever, like Superman flying from Krypton.... if Superman blew it up.... and instead of blowing up it followed in the wake of Earth as Superman nurtured it into the killing machine it is today...
But I digress. Even now, we raise our son/evil twin/frenemy/hat Canada into a mini-America. Slowly corrupting it from England like Palpatine and Anakin. Only less Dark Side... maybe.
But I digress.... again. Anyways, I foresee no flaws in the sexy beast that is the US of A.
Except Veitnam..... and the Bay of Pigs.... and Iraq..... and Guantanamo B- You know what? Acceptable losses.
Totally not satire. Honest. Maybe...
That's it.
Seriously.
We are that awesome. Our one flaw is like that neighbor with the binoculars... if that neighbor was also the love child of Chuck Norris and Stephen Colbert. We've become so awesome at everything, that we spin our one flaw into showing how awesome we are to everyone else.
Seriously, America is like the popular kid in high school everyone wants to party with, if that kid sometimes acts retarded and kills a few of the other students because he thinks they're plotting to kill him.
But HEY! When was the last time you thought of other countries and didn't think of America? Probably never, because we are literally the most bodacious nation ever. Back in history, England occupied this little seat of awesomeness. But like a little brother in training, the most awesome of special colonial badass colonists were selected to colonize the sexy strip of land south-westeastish of England.
After they were done, the Founding Father promptly kicked England in the happy place and took America for themselves. That is seriously the most badass of all origin stories ever, like Superman flying from Krypton.... if Superman blew it up.... and instead of blowing up it followed in the wake of Earth as Superman nurtured it into the killing machine it is today...
But I digress. Even now, we raise our son/evil twin/frenemy/hat Canada into a mini-America. Slowly corrupting it from England like Palpatine and Anakin. Only less Dark Side... maybe.
But I digress.... again. Anyways, I foresee no flaws in the sexy beast that is the US of A.
Except Veitnam..... and the Bay of Pigs.... and Iraq..... and Guantanamo B- You know what? Acceptable losses.
Totally not satire. Honest. Maybe...
i, chainer1216, on behalf of the USA, apologize to canada for all the disrespectful jokes about you being America's hat or attic, you're mostly decent people and we're grateful for you're friendship, despite the fact that without fail every Canadian i've ever met (irl) made me want to punch them in the mouth for being douches.
seriously, i've met french people who cared less that i was American.
oh, i also apologize to russia for the years and years of portraying you as the ultimate (if impotent) enemy of the good ol' stars and bars. the soviet union died years and years ago, this shit needs to stop.
seriously, i've met french people who cared less that i was American.
oh, i also apologize to russia for the years and years of portraying you as the ultimate (if impotent) enemy of the good ol' stars and bars. the soviet union died years and years ago, this shit needs to stop.
On behalf of Scotland.
I apologise for giving America whisky and then taking advantage of the drop in national IQ to make you all believe that the Haggis is in fact a small furry animal with three legs.
I apologise for giving America whisky and then taking advantage of the drop in national IQ to make you all believe that the Haggis is in fact a small furry animal with three legs.
Interesting thread, I'm always amazed by people's immense willingness to spit out their nation's dirty laundry. You hear all this stuff regularly thrown around in expat circles as pretty much par for the course. Not saying that's bad, quite the contrary, but it's curious human behavior nonetheless.
Anyhow, I'm an Australian and I've seen most relevant things already posted above (native genocide and repression, Timor, pissing in NZ's cornflakes, was Pauline "swamped by Asians" Hanson covered?). However, on a lighter note...hang on a moment...HEY JAPAN, COME HERE A SEC AND STAND WITH US WOULD YOU?
Europe: Yeah, we're kinda responsible for the shittier backpackers that are irritating the world, especially you Europeans. For all the good our little pilot Working Holiday Visa idea has done, its also been responsible for a heck of a lot of drunk twats. Some of which are also Aussies to boot.
Also, to Italy: Sorry about putting those speed limits on NT roads. Incidently, where the heck DO you test your performance vehicles nowadays?
Anyhow, I'm an Australian and I've seen most relevant things already posted above (native genocide and repression, Timor, pissing in NZ's cornflakes, was Pauline "swamped by Asians" Hanson covered?). However, on a lighter note...hang on a moment...HEY JAPAN, COME HERE A SEC AND STAND WITH US WOULD YOU?
Europe: Yeah, we're kinda responsible for the shittier backpackers that are irritating the world, especially you Europeans. For all the good our little pilot Working Holiday Visa idea has done, its also been responsible for a heck of a lot of drunk twats. Some of which are also Aussies to boot.
Also, to Italy: Sorry about putting those speed limits on NT roads. Incidently, where the heck DO you test your performance vehicles nowadays?
As an Australian I apologize for the following things:
Mel Gibson the crazy racist
Kylie Minogue and her sister
This Twat
Far too much Botox for Nicole Kidman
Mr. Crowe isn't really Australian... but we apologize for his violent behaviour anyway
Fosters. It's actually shit-house and we have convinced the world we love it so you will buy it.
Actually no, not apologizing for this. Fuck you if you don't understand. It's great.
I apologize on behalf of the Simpsons creators for their retarded perception of Australia.
The Box Kite... I don't know why I'm apologizing for it.
Extremely sorry for making Speedos.
Here is a list of Australian inventions. I went through them and it was difficult to find things that were embarrassing. An interesting read nonetheless:
http://www.whitehat.com.au/australia/Inventions/InventionsA.html
LOL! This is humour correct?Slick Samurai said:
Apologizing for one's country is a sign of stupidity and a result of brainwashing...
The same as being proud of one's country.
The same as being proud of one's country.
Sorry for Being america's and China bich right now, its just we're SO poor wee need to sell ourselves to china and the USA.
*please buy us germany, we dont want to be half chinese half america*
-Russia/Ukraine
*please buy us germany, we dont want to be half chinese half america*
-Russia/Ukraine
England: to be honest i cant think of that much we should be sorry for.
Wait, sorry for the whole colonialism thing, and to France for all of those wars and stuff.
Wait, sorry for the whole colonialism thing, and to France for all of those wars and stuff.
This has probably already been said, but I apologize on behalf of America for having elected our President and for his apologies to others for America's actions.
America doesn't regret what it's done in the past. Let's not pretend we do now and bow to other nations.
America doesn't regret what it's done in the past. Let's not pretend we do now and bow to other nations.
To all Canadians: Do not ever be sorry, you guys brought us Deadpool. Yea Deadpool is Canadian.SAT4NSLILHELPER said:
I would like to apologize on behalf of the Australian people for our retarded politicians and their pigeon holing of video gaming.
Trust me, we're working on it. Slowly.
Trust me, we're working on it. Slowly.