wilted_orchid said:
Cats behave more like women, i.e. they're hyper hygenic, they can take care of themselves, they're observant, they relish freedom, they enjoy curling up on the sofa, it's very obvious when they're pleased with you, it's even more bloody obvious you've pissed them off when you've got talon marks down your face, and they do not enjoy other cats coming on their territory uninvited. But, surely by logic if cats act like women, would that not suggest they are the ideal pet for a man, considering how the great cliché is for a manly man to brag about "his woman".
[sub][Nb. this post is based solely on cliché and not set to offend ^_^)[/sub]
I bolded what's stupid in the post. take away my freedom and you'll get fucked round sideways, frontways, anyways. Observant? Yeah, that applies to only and all women... (upon re-reading I found I had to clarify that was drenched in sarcasm) and they take care of themselves? you gotta be kidding me, I know there are gems out there and I promise you I appreciate the ones that shine but so many women I know are incompetent, I love them for it, but its true.
I'm not trying to say women are any less then men (my point has always remained that they are merely different, actually superior if you consider how pathetic most males are when it comes to sexuality), but those traits are either shared or more dominant in men which completely obliterates your point. (to me atleast)
The reason cats are considered feminine is cause of their figure and the way they move.
(btw I didn't mean to seem offensive if you found it so, feel free to argue)