are cats not manly?
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The guys at my school insist they are masculine and hardcore, but they stand in front of the mirror for forty minutes whining about a cowlick, and go "Ewwww!" if someone doesn't wear American Eagle or Hollister or whatever. (And they wear skin tight jeans)
My cat: About 15-20 yrs old (He was a stray so we don't know how old he is, but he's older than me.), vicious 2 inch claws, calmly walked up to a big dog and slashed it in the face and fought it, killed goats, pigs and cows, and highly intelligent (with an incredible sense of humour. The rule is, if you get attacked i.e. scratched or bitten, by a wild animal you have to find it within ten days to get it checked for rabies. If you can't find it within that time limit, then you have to get rabies shots. This cat, he calmly walks back onto our property on the eleventh day and sits there in front of us.)
My cat vs guys from my school: The cat's more manly. By far. And he was neutered.
My cat: About 15-20 yrs old (He was a stray so we don't know how old he is, but he's older than me.), vicious 2 inch claws, calmly walked up to a big dog and slashed it in the face and fought it, killed goats, pigs and cows, and highly intelligent (with an incredible sense of humour. The rule is, if you get attacked i.e. scratched or bitten, by a wild animal you have to find it within ten days to get it checked for rabies. If you can't find it within that time limit, then you have to get rabies shots. This cat, he calmly walks back onto our property on the eleventh day and sits there in front of us.)
My cat vs guys from my school: The cat's more manly. By far. And he was neutered.
Really? You think so? I call all animals male if I don't know their gender.Fritzvalt said:
I like the one in the background. It's all condescending, but adorable.manaman said:
How is that not manly? How! It is so damn cute.
Cats do whatever they want, whenever they want. How is that not manly?
Anyone who says cats aren't manly hasn't had a crazy enough cat yet. Mine brings me dead animals (well, what's left of them anyway), ranging in size from mice to rabbits and even other cats. Not much brings your day to a disturbing beginning like waking up and seeing another animal's corpse on your steps and knowing that if you don't accept it, your cat is likely to murder you in your sleep for refusing his gift.
Anyone who says cats aren't manly hasn't had a crazy enough cat yet. Mine brings me dead animals (well, what's left of them anyway), ranging in size from mice to rabbits and even other cats. Not much brings your day to a disturbing beginning like waking up and seeing another animal's corpse on your steps and knowing that if you don't accept it, your cat is likely to murder you in your sleep for refusing his gift.
Please those things don't deserve the name of dog. And the fact is, cats scratch with claws (think women and nails) as their main weapon and my previous point still stands, cats are too prissy and their violence comes and goes erraticly (think period) and they never actually do anything except clean themselves. And anyway, your cats wouldn't want to hurt buddy, he is too kind spirited, it would be like santa killing a child because the kids showed appreciation for a present.traceur_ said:a) I have two: Bell and Kuri would kill Buddy. Plus, do NINJAS not train to be cat-like in movement, as do traceurs? Cats are like little assassins. Ezio, Altair, Batman, Ryu, Faith. Cats are awesome.
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Cats are lone rangers who do there own thing and only put up with you cause you have the food.
Dogs are needsy and whine alot and need your permission to take a dump.
which sounds more "Manly" to you?
Dogs are needsy and whine alot and need your permission to take a dump.
which sounds more "Manly" to you?
I do not give a semblance of caring about if they are "manly" or not. I like cute things, little dogs are awesome, cats are awesome, and if you disagree then I don't really care. Just keep it to yourself and we'll all be better off.
Oh, and people who say they don't like cats or cute things in general for fear of compromising their gender or whatever have to kinda get over themselves. It really shouldn't matter.
Oh, and people who say they don't like cats or cute things in general for fear of compromising their gender or whatever have to kinda get over themselves. It really shouldn't matter.