are cats not manly?

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pelopelopelo

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My cat kills stuff for the lulz. She doesn't often care to eat it. That's pretty brutal.

I like animals that aren't too domestic. Pets that don't solely rely on people to live, like my cat, who spends lots of her time outside hunting, and comes in for some grub occasionally.

Cats' attitudes are pretty win too, the whole strutting round the house with an air of 'this is MY house, I just deign you few useful humans may live here and serve my needs' makes me smile :)
 

Gmano

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IMHO cats attract women to you,
Attracting women is manly,
Therefore, cats are manly. Q.E.D.
 

Bjorg3in

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Of course their manly, I have four cats. They all worship me and bring me sacrifices (usually dead mice or small moles).
 

El Poncho

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I tell you one thing, if you turn round on a spinny chair stroking a cat, they won't call you girly then, you will be made of awesome.
 

ae86gamer

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Of course they are.

[http://photobucket.com/images/lions]
 

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Cats are deffinitly manly. You know what they do behind the sofa? That's not purring, its drilling, drilling for cat nip or something. Or building a little Cat Death Star. Cats do DIY and therefore must be manly
 

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IIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAVE SIIIIIIIIIX CAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS

I am told that no grown man should own more than 2 cats. But they can screw off. They're just so CYUUUUUUUTE =^.^=
 

Silk_Sk

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First, watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKroNeQhf0&

Now, answer this question.

The question is...damn. I was about to ask something manly but I couldn't stop thinking about how much I want a Scottish fold. I must now go search for videos of lots of things exploding.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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I'm goin with the fact that cats can be manly,just like how my familys dogs tend to be puny immasculine crybabys who will whine and become depressed if you leave them alone.and 3 out of 4 of the dogs are guys.
 

AdhesiveTape

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That depends on what the cat's name is... My cat is called Genghis. Very manly. Too bad I'm not a man.
 

axia777

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NoMoreSanity said:
Lions are cats. Lions are manly. By that logic, cats are manly.
THIS. Tigers are also manly. They eat humans all the time. And if our house cats were as big as tigers and lions they would not be eating cat food, they would be eating US.
 

axia777

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NoMoreSanity said:
axia777 said:
THIS. Tigers are manly. And if our house cats were as big as tigers and lions they would not be eating cat food, they would be eating US.
Except for US-Americans. We're awesome enough to handle Big Cats. Because we're Americans... In America!
Yah, except for mountain lions. Who eat joggers every once in a while here on the West Coast.
 

axia777

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NoMoreSanity said:
axia777 said:
Yah, except for mountain lions. Who eat joggers every once in a while here on the West Coast.
That's because they weren't American enough. They need to be more like us Americans here... In America!
The West Coast is not in America anymore? Damn, I guess we Californians should stop giving the Union taxes then.
 

axia777

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NoMoreSanity said:
axia777 said:
The West Coast is not in America anymore? Damn, I guess we Californians should stop giving the Union taxes then.
Damn post button...

No, they just don't act American enough. With all dem there Liberals and Hippy beatniks, it sickens by Artificial Red, White, and Blue Heart.
I actually agree to a point. A Texan/Most other Americans would have had a gun because they are in the forest and would have shot the damned mountain lion. Hippies never have guns! Damned anti-gun hippies! Food for mountain lions!!