Are you a dateable person?

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Scrittore

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Aqualung said:
Scrittore said:
If you've got a nice Australian accent, and if you come to North America, girls will be all over you. Trust me. Over here, we go bonkers for other accents.
Where's that bloody passport? I wanted it to be safe...
 

Cavouku

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Hm, I don't know if I have the money, and there's little to do in this town for free. I'm assuming walks in the park would get tired after the 75th consecutive day.

But I was charitably considered by people in Ohio to not be technically real. I'm quite serious, and I'm not sure if I'm flattered, insulted, or if it's just Ohio.

Basically (don't hate me for being an internet semi-dater), this one girl told her friend, the one who likes me, "Come on ---, is anyone, are guys ever really like that?"

I've been complimented a lot by girls I don't know, but they don't know me, so that's not a good judge. Still, other credentials are pending, so, I'll say "sure" for now, if only because I'm not a really bad guy. I'd hope to think so.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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Yes and no... See I've had one girlfriend in the past( it's not so bad as I'm only 15) and that lasted for almost 2 years. Generally people don't like me, but the friends I do have seem to think I'm a better person than most people...so I'm not sure what to make of it. Personally I think people need to get past first impressions( I often come across as a complete asshole).
 

Akai Shizuku

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No, I am not.

I'm just too damn different. When it comes to relationships, I'm like a minigun. Freaking awesome, if you're one of the (zero) people who can handle it.

Yes, I realize this makes me look like a holier-than-thou elitist douchebag (and that's not my intention), but this is how I see it.
 

The_Echo

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I would hope so. I haven't had a girlfriend yet, so I can only speculate.

I'm tall, reserved, witty, laid-back, a bit smart... Sure, why not?
 

AvsJoe

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No, I don't think I am. I suck at small talk and I hate talking about people (myself included) so I run out of conversation quickly. But according to most of the women I know I make a great friend, which as many of you know is hardly any consolation.
 

FoolKiller

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I wish. I have lots of opportunities to sleep with girls but none seem to want to date me. :(
 

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Jumping_Over_Fences said:
Yes, but I am attracted to girls who are crazy, so I am kind of taking a step back from all of that. Seriously crazy too, not just act a little weird crazy, mental disorder crazy.

The worst thing about it is that they are all attracted to me as well. It is a vicious cycle.
THIS. So fucking this. They're soooooooo good in bed though.
If the girl ends up saneish, I tend to banish myself to the friend-zone accidentally.
 

ethaninja

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I don't like dates. They are pretty boring around my age. However, once I turn 18 and it expands my choices of what me and my date could, then sure, but since I don't like immature little bitchy teen fucks I'll wait. So to put it short, no, I'm (currently) not a dateable person.
 

Medic Heavy

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I'm in the beginning of my high school career and I look like a young Jack Black, I've got my eye on a girl who's fething crazy and really cute.

Well here's to wishing that I'm datable...although I look like a young Jack Black.
 

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19, never had a relationship... unless you count a 2-day relationship with some random younger girl (she was 14, I was 16) who asked me out for I have no idea why (we didn't even know eachother).

I have a disturbing lack of social interaction, despite that I'm always trying to make plans to hang out with friends. My isolation has made me self-obsessed, and I've become so obsessed with the training martial arts that I do, that practically every other post I make mentions it.

Aside from the martial arts training that I blabber about in practically every other post I make, I've taken an interest in rock climbing (unfortunately, I'm the only one in my college who ever signs up for it, so it ends up not happening), and I'm in college so I can get a career as a radio announcer. Several people have told me I have the voice for it, so that's got to score me some points as far as attractiveness to women goes.

I like talking about myself, as well as listening to other people talk about themselves, and their interests/hobbies. Unfortunately, a typical conversation I have often goes like this:

Them: Hey, how's it going?
Me: Pretty good, just got back from boxing. You?
Them: I'm good.
Me: So what have you been up to lately?
Them: Oh, nothing much.

I'll occasionally go to parties, but due to me not drinking for the reason that I actually give a shit about my health, and the fact that people's idea of a party consists of getting hammered, standing around doing nothing, and occasionally dancing, I don't really enjoy them. Occasionally, I'll end up dancing with some chick, but she's often so hammered that the "dancing" is just me attempting to dance while she stumbles around and feels up my manflesh.

Thanks to the topic creator for making this thread. I do enjoy a good tirade once in a while.
Cavouku said:
Basically (don't hate me for being an internet semi-dater), this one girl told her friend, the one who likes me, "Come on ---, is anyone, are guys ever really like that?"
What was she talking about when she said that? That does sound rather amusing.
 

IronDuke

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Sure, if girls like an emotionally unstable maniac.

I have a girlfriend though, so I guess I can't be too bad.
 

SimuLord

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Let's see...besides the fact that I'm married, which certain types of women find attractive...(Bad Fox! No biscuit!) Anyway, let's assume for a moment that my wife vanishes off this plane of existence like Fenchurch did in the beginning of Mostly Harmless and I'm left to find myself single (and let's also assume I don't inadvertently knock up Tricia McMillan and end up at Stavro Mueller BETA with Agrajag.)

I think I've got plenty of date-ability. I'm not the best-looking guy in the world, but I'm clever, funny, and have a disarming sense of wit that makes women like me---in my twenties I got more than my share of willing girls despite spending most of that decade unemployed and drifting aimlessly through life. Unless you're Seth Rogen, it takes actual work to get laid under those circumstances (but you don't get to impregnate Katherine Heigl, so it's kind of a wash.)

I'm also completely shameless and fearless in the face of rejection, which is an essential trait for any guy to have if he's trying to get laid. Fear of rejection is the single biggest reason guys continually fail to get what they want.
 

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poncho14 said:
Hmm beard you say? Well it is MAN-vember :)
This guys got a point, You can't shave for a month, that thing is gonna be a beast.

OT:I was datable(good shape and all that) and then my beutiful ex last school year broke up with me, we fought. I tried dating again but I broke it off. So I'm not even tring anymore. Maybe when I get my act together,
 

Tdc2182

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SimuLord said:
Let's see...besides the fact that I'm married, which certain types of women find attractive...(Bad Fox! No biscuit!) Anyway, let's assume for a moment that my wife vanishes off this plane of existence like Fenchurch did in the beginning of Mostly Harmless and I'm left to find myself single (and let's also assume I don't inadvertently knock up Tricia McMillan and end up at Stavro Mueller BETA with Agrajag.)

I think I've got plenty of date-ability. I'm not the best-looking guy in the world, but I'm clever, funny, and have a disarming sense of wit that makes women like me---in my twenties I got more than my share of willing girls despite spending most of that decade unemployed and drifting aimlessly through life. Unless you're Seth Rogen, it takes actual work to get laid under those circumstances (but you don't get to impregnate Katherine Heigl, so it's kind of a wash.)

I'm also completely shameless and fearless in the face of rejection, which is an essential trait for any guy to have if he's trying to get laid. Fear of rejection is the single biggest reason guys continually fail to get what they want.
Hold on, How come I have not see this guy before? This comment was next to gold.
 

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lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl said:
MadeInThe90s said:
lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl said:
MadeInThe90s said:
Considering I've never been in a relationship before? No. I'm extremely shy, barely ever go out, hate basically every other human I've ever met...

Yup. I'm a guy's dream. I have good qualities too, but most guys here don't look past the fact that I'm not deathly-thin and blonde. But my friends that are bigger and uglier than I am still have boyfriends because they put out.

Guess there's no one for me. Ah well!
you sound like my kind of girl, i want to murder every human being i've ever met!

except that you're "deathly" thin (if you can call it that) you're pretty normal to me...
Haha, I'm not deathly-thin. But, I want you to know your comment made me smile. Thank you for lifting my mood, kind sir. ^_^
i am completely serious, and about that "kind sir" comment, well, i don't think i'm too kind. i am clinically insane (a doctor hasn't said that but i know i am), a complete racist and anti-semetetic (hates people of a certain religion) jew hater, i am part nazi, and run a mob. wanna be friends?
Why the hell not?