Ask me a Question!

[JLML]

Will I ever get to meet that person?

Yes...

Maybe...

I hope so...

Good luck...

That's no real answer =.="

Then, there is no pleasing you.

Of course there's no pleasing me. Not until I get to meet that person. And currently, it looks like that will be possible first in 2 years =/

 

[CAPTCHA]

Why is marmalade not called orange jam?

 

[s0denone]

Double question, what is the best kind of music, and am I recognized on the escapist?

the sort of stuff that gets under your skin, travels to your brain, wraps a lemon peel around a brick wall then smashes the two together.

cookie for the reference.

and no, i do not recognize you. i recognize Snooty Englishmen and Martyr, though as their opinions are intelligent and do not result in the wrath of a moderator's Banhammer.

What defines an "intelligent" opinion?
How can an opinion even be "intelligent" by definition?

Another question:
If you're so clever, why can't you write proper English? Huh!??! Huh!?

OT:
What can I do to make my itchy, infested bottocks become less red and stinky?

 

[Mechsoap]

how many friends i have in real?

 

[Marter]

Oh Marter, why?

i always thought of you as my most favorite escapist user, and now you turn out to be depressed? oh this saddens me so much to know of your pain. But i think you know the answer better than i do, my friend but your too afraid to discuss about it. go over this problem with a family member, a psychiatrist or just someone you trust, please!

I'm not depressed. I just for some reason can not keep myself from being brought to tears from anything. I have no idea why this is, and I know that psychiatrists are useless. I'm of the belief that anyone has the power to fix their life themselves, and outside interference only helps people who do not realize this, and only helps to make them aware of that.

I thank you for saying I was your "most favorite escapist" though. ^_^

 

[The Righteous One]

I knew it! thanks now I'm sure!

 

[Killbuzz]

How do you make a bomb out of household items that kills all insects within a 270 meter radius?

Also, Whats the safest way of pealing a sunburn off of your shoulders, chest, back and arms?

 

[jopomeister]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

OT(and in keeping with Monty Python): Is the parrot dead?

yes, it has gone to meet it's maker, it has moved on to another land.

It is an ex-parrot, the parrot is no more, the parrot is pushing up the daisies.

 

[sirkai007]

What is the standard antidote for poisoning by ethylene glycol?

potassium chloride? oh wait that cures radiation. er, vitamin z?

Ooooh, I'm sorry the correct answer is ethanol (C2H5OH). You also lose points because potassium chloride (KCl) is used to treat poisoning by radioactive Iodine isotopes.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Have you ever played The Suffering?

 

[Eggsnham]

Is the puss leaking from my pupils natural?

 

[Superkatt]

Im calling 911 just to have a chat. Am i pathetic?

 

[replingham153]

Double question, what is the best kind of music, and am I recognized on the escapist?

the sort of stuff that gets under your skin, travels to your brain, wraps a lemon peel around a brick wall then smashes the two together.

cookie for the reference.

and no, i do not recognize you. i recognize Snooty Englishmen and Martyr, though as their opinions are intelligent and do not result in the wrath of a moderator's Banhammer.

What defines an "intelligent" opinion?
How can an opinion even be "intelligent" by definition?

Another question:
If you're so clever, why can't you write proper English? Huh!??! Huh!?

OT:
What can I do to make my itchy, infested buttocks become less red and stinky?

for starters an intelligent opinion is one that sounds like an English essay. you give a statement (S). You back it up with examples (E). You explain it or more or less say how the examples make the statement correct (X). SEX. not kidding, i use this a the template for my essays. it's a really good tool to use. and yes, being slightly psychic, yes although the x should be a e (Explanation) what 14 year old teenager would remember SEE?

like an English essay, back it up with examples.

nothing rude, dude. however, i recommend going to a pharmacy and looking for a cream for such evil and disgusting things.

 

[replingham153]

I'm calling 911 just to have a chat. Am i pathetic?

Yes. go out into the world, talk with people and be friendly. do research on what people like and pretend to be like them, just so you can have intimacy with them.

Nah, find a crowd who share the same likes or dislikes or views about life or taste in music or disabilities or what they called their cat. It's up to you.

 

[Sacman]

Can I ask another question?

 

[replingham153]

What is the standard antidote for poisoning by ethylene glycol?

potassium chloride? oh wait that cures radiation. er, vitamin z?

Ooh, I'm sorry the correct answer is ethanol (C2H5OH). You also lose points because potassium chloride (KCl) is used to treat poisoning by radioactive Iodine isotopes.

you know i did realize that potassium chloride wasn't the answer. and that it just cures radiation. for the love of all that is bountiful, i don't care, i got the gist of it, didn't I?

And besides, I'm thinking of becoming a locksmith when a get a career on the move, i am no level 3 N.C.E.A Chemistry scientist. You sir anger me. this is not a game show, and you are most certainly not the host.

 

[replingham153]

Can I ask another question?

yes, what exactly is it.

for future notice there is no point in asking that question, just say your question.

 

[replingham153]

How do you make a bomb out of household items that kills all insects within a 270 meter radius?

Also, Whats the safest way of pealing a sunburn off of your shoulders, chest, back and arms?

maybe make a smoke bomb. i believe that's dried ice, paper and something else. do a process, and ice is made. IL ask my friend and he can tell me how to do it again.

oh yes and with a toothpick, if you so please.

 

[Sacman]

Can I ask another question?

yes, what exactly is it.

for future notice there is no point in asking that question, just say your question.

actually that was it but I think I'll ask another one.

What do you think of my first review. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.214642-Sacmans-Sac-tastic-Anime-Review-Serial-Experiments-Lain]?