This game has
a.) A fascinating and overdue world/premise for a game
b.) Charismatic characters and fun gameplay
c.) Undeniable proof that the people behind it have their heads positively buried in their collective asses.
Excluding the AC mythos attached to the game which takes you out of your element periodically--which I think sucks, but hey--the game has the following immersion destroying features:
-Restrictions on where you can/can't go. "Not available during current memory!" warnings coupled with screen fuzz and orange discoloration in a game you're playing because you want to be an ocean explorer. Oh God, the fun.
-Glitches that prevent you from advancing to your next main story mission. Bonus points for using the aforementioned bullshit location restrictions in order to enact these.
-A feedback feature that shows there is no limit to the amount of insecurity Triple A companies have about their unfinished, but nevertheless released products.
-Bugged assassination missions where you can't complete your objective, leaving a big red dot on your already crowded interface showing you just how far away you are from a goal you aren't allowed to fulfill.
-A sign in screen for yet another sign-up community service nobody gives a fuck about and nobody asked for.
-Loads of pop-up notifications about community features that again, I DON'T CARE ABOUT.
This isn't goddamn Farmville. I'm not on Facebook. I want to play a game where I'm a pirate. I want to get in a big fucking boat and sail around exploring and robbing people. I don't want to give you feedback. I don't want to hear about the awesome features of the UPlay "service" that "everyone is talking about." I don't want to play 3 hours, then check back every few days afterward to see if you've developed a patch for your piece of shit overhyped uninspired cash cow.
Ubisoft: PISS OFF.
a.) A fascinating and overdue world/premise for a game
b.) Charismatic characters and fun gameplay
c.) Undeniable proof that the people behind it have their heads positively buried in their collective asses.
Excluding the AC mythos attached to the game which takes you out of your element periodically--which I think sucks, but hey--the game has the following immersion destroying features:
-Restrictions on where you can/can't go. "Not available during current memory!" warnings coupled with screen fuzz and orange discoloration in a game you're playing because you want to be an ocean explorer. Oh God, the fun.
-Glitches that prevent you from advancing to your next main story mission. Bonus points for using the aforementioned bullshit location restrictions in order to enact these.
-A feedback feature that shows there is no limit to the amount of insecurity Triple A companies have about their unfinished, but nevertheless released products.
-Bugged assassination missions where you can't complete your objective, leaving a big red dot on your already crowded interface showing you just how far away you are from a goal you aren't allowed to fulfill.
-A sign in screen for yet another sign-up community service nobody gives a fuck about and nobody asked for.
-Loads of pop-up notifications about community features that again, I DON'T CARE ABOUT.
This isn't goddamn Farmville. I'm not on Facebook. I want to play a game where I'm a pirate. I want to get in a big fucking boat and sail around exploring and robbing people. I don't want to give you feedback. I don't want to hear about the awesome features of the UPlay "service" that "everyone is talking about." I don't want to play 3 hours, then check back every few days afterward to see if you've developed a patch for your piece of shit overhyped uninspired cash cow.
Ubisoft: PISS OFF.