Attorney-General Michael Atkinson Retiring!

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MurderousToaster

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I wasn't reading right and for a second I thought it said "And will not recontest the seat of Cybertron in 2014"

ATKINSONBOTS, ROLL OUT (No, seriously, go away.)
 

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Does anyone want to play the music always played after something miraculously awesome happens?
 

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Yippee one major Australian idiot down only one more major one to go... For those not in the know have a little search for Senator Conroy... He's the one that has put us at number three on a human rights watchdog list. (He is attempting to implement a Chinese style internet ban e.g. certain words... He's trying to do a good thing, he's just an idiot)
 

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Wait. Before we brek out the balloons, consider this:

He's retiring in 4 YEARS. That's plenty of time for him to stop the R18+ rating stopped, and it won't matter how unpopular he is, because he won't get voted out, as he's going anyway.

Now, either I'm just paranoid, or he really is an evil bastard.
 

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Best.. Sunday morning.... EVER! Wooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hopefully our Australian brethren will be able to game like the rest of us soon.
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
It would be really funny if he became governor of California.
*Facepalms at your attempt at humor*

I don't find that funny mostly because I live in California.
 
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Radelaide said:
Hothcliff said:
Bwuh?!?

EDIT: Thats pretty huge news. Congrats, my Aussie brethren. your ordeal is finally over
Not just yet. There are still AG's oppose an R18+ rating, just not as vocally. And he's not retiring until 2014. So, barring he doesn't have a heart attack or something else that makes him retire prematurely, we still don't have a snowflake's chance in hell of getting an R18+ rating for at least 4 years.
Gentlemen!


Next stop, Switzerland.
 

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SnootyEnglishman said:
*blinks* oh my god is the gaming oppression finally over in australia?
Now now don't fret there is always a possibility that his replacement will e an even more out and out geek hater. Remember things always get worse and rarely better
 

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StrangerQ said:
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Not G. Ivingname said:
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WICKED WITCH! THE WICKED OLD WITCH! DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
really? thats a bit crude, sure this guy brought the australian gaming community down a couple of pegs, but hes just a man concerned for us and wanting a violent free australia for his family
may i remind you that he has insulted gamers in public by comparing us to biker gangs etc. so he pretty much deserves DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD
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OmegaCheese said:
I can now not feel embarresed about living in south Australia! HOOORRRAAAYYY!!!!!
You can feel embarassed about it still if you really want. The Premier was beaten with a wine magazine after all. And why is it Australian politicians never get accused of having affairs with attractive people?


btw who won, liberals or labor?
At the moment it looks like Labor by a 1 seat majority... of course, Atkinson wouldn't be talking about 'stepping down' from being AG if the liberals had won because he'd just flat out not have the job anymore anyway.
 

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We have waited a long time for this day. But now we have finally seen our vision realised!

SamFancyPants252 said:
He will retire when I turn 18.
FUCKING WIN!
Dude. That's AWESOME!
 

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XJ-0461 said:
He's retiring in 4 YEARS. That's plenty of time for him to stop the R18+ rating stopped, and it won't matter how unpopular he is, because he won't get voted out, as he's going anyway.
That would make sense except that he's stepping down from the position that gave him the power to veto the R18 classification now and retiring from parliament in 4 years.
 

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i read the article
while crying with happiness
screaming "FUCK YEAH"
listening to "ode to joy"
and more crying
 

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Major Tom said:
I'm guessing there's some maneuvering being done by the party here, some sort of face saving deal done, having him stand down rather than dismissed.
It's almost certainly factional maneuvering rather than party maneuvering. It looks like the ALP Right have figured it will cost them too much in the factional squabble that is the caucus, where all the cabinet positions are decided, to push for retaining Atkinson as AG. Any other cabinet position would rightly be seen as pushing him to the side he's decided to jump before he was pushed.

Jay Weatherill has already announced his intent to challenge Kevin Foley for the Deputy Premier and Treasurer positions and if that comes down close in numbers the loser may be tossed the AG position, considered #3 in the overall scheme of things.

On the other hand, with the Government looking to lose 9 seats of it's 10 seat majority in the House of Assembly and senior ministers copping major swings against them in their safe ALP seats, there's probably going to be a lot of factional bloodletting and hardball horse trading leading up to the state ALP caucus. The ALP Left may push for more senior cabinet positions but it's doubtful they have the push to play for AG so it'll probably come down to cliques within the ALP Right.

And that's this edition of "More than you ever wanted to know about South Australian Politics"


Then again, the man could just be tired of politics.
Maybe. It's possible that when he finally retires he'll be receiving a payout for being a sitting member for around 25 years, a sum which could probably be described to the average Aussie citizen as 'obscene', helped that decision as well.