Australia bans small breasts

[ilikepie59]

I am so fed up with our Government! Fair enough that they're trying to protect our country (which I still think is very safe and one of the most awesome countries in the world) but I think they're getting a little too paranoid now.
I also hope the compulsory nation-wide internet filter doesn't happen. They even mentioned at one point banning all sites not ending in ".com.au"
That's probably over 90% of the fucking internet!
I guess I'd have to kiss the Escapist goodbye...

 

[Mercsenary]

... wtf Australia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia. Pedophilia.

Welp, guess I'm a pedo now. At least according to Australia. Soon the Australian black ops will break into my home and scurry me off (ignoring the fact that hey, not a Australian citizen)to torture me for the sekrit invasion of pedo united. Or NAMBLA.

Seriously though wtf Australia. Your government seems to have a rather unhealthy obsession with children. Like seriously. 18+ games? "Refused classification" (For the children) Mandatory Internet filter (For the Children!) Now porn!? Wtf does porn have to do with kids? Its not like it's CP is LEGAL in Australia( Or anywhere else for that matter...).


You know what? Fck it Australia. Just put up cameras in everyone's homes so you can have round the clock surveillance, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

It's for the children.

 

[Allstar309]

This smells suspiciously like Atkinson's work...

Oddly, I didn't see him mentioned.

Why? He only dislikes video games and movies.

Maybe for now, but his influence could spread. God knows what he'll ban next, it makes me shudder just thinking about it.

 

[Sephiwind]

Am I the only one that finds it amusing that modern day Australia was founded as a British prison colony, and today it has so many rules regarding entertainment content that it would make a puritan blush?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

But small breasts are so much better...

Exactly what I was going to say. Oh well. One day soon, Australia will sink under the massive collective ego the government has going on. But don't worry, us Brits will pull out the pure ones! ;P

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Snotnarok]

I'm...so confused, isn't this called discrimination and seriously fucked up? This is just a step to fucking far if you ask me. It really pisses me off when racism happens, but LEGALLY in a government? Are you kidding me?!

I'm really hoping this is just a joke because it's just really messed up to take away rights because of how someone may LOOK. I look like I'm under the limit but I flash my ID and guess what? I can have my drink. Doesn't sound like that'll work here.

Sorry kiddo you might inspire someone to be a pedophile, so you gotta keep your boobs off the net.

 

[000Ronald]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Larger ones are fine, but small breasts are so much more subtle and cute. Good thing I don't life in Australia.

More than a handfull is a waste.

OT: Ive noticed theres a new 'Australia bans *whatever*' thread everyday.

Perhaps Australia is slowly trying to make itself into a robot state. Maybe someday soon, Australia will rename it's country 01 and enslave the human race.

Apologies for the obscure reference; you get a Logicookie for naming it.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Why Australia? Don't you know that smaller breasts are easier to maintain, and its less work for greater results.

Apparently I'm a pedo now... Great, I'm the equivalent of my ex-roommate.

 

[Allan53]

Well, 90% of men already think femininity is defined entirely by cup size. To the point where men can get back alley "gender reassignment" and other men will look past the broad shoulders, narrow hips, hairy arms, Adam's apple, and receding hairline so long as they have some big implants.

I'd disagree, but that's irrelevant. Because stuff like this isn't going to help that issue if it is the case, and could create it anyway.

 

[rs2000]

small breasts are so much more subtle.

I don't know why, but that word, in that context, makes my head hurt.

Subtle Boobs?

Yes subtle boobs. They're much more appealing to me.

I'd rather be with a girl like this [http://www.hairstyles-haircuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/japan-hairstyle.jpg] than this [http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0904/epic-tits-epic-tits-tits-boobs-retard-retarded-demotivational-poster-1238676447.jpg]

See what I mean about subtle breasts. Much cuter.

Who wouldn't go for the smaller breasts? seriously!

 

[WolfThomas]

(Sigh) I'm officially giving up defending my country in classification debates, I guess I'll go crack a beer and sit on a beach.

 

[rs2000]

Am I the only one that finds it amusing that modern day Australia was founded as a British prison colony, and today it has so many rules regarding entertainment content that it would make a puritan blush?

& the Puritan's founded the first British colonies & look how they turned out! good job they can't get away with burnings now days........yet anyway!

 

[Jenny Creed]

Well, there goes my hopes of being an Australian porn star.

It's a little more alarming than that, really. If this lawmaking represents an accurately changing public perception, how long am I going to be able to appear in public without being considered an obscene sex act? I'll be forced to get breast implants, with attendant brasseries and diminished comfort and quality of life. I liked my small breasts. They made me happy.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

All I have to say is Whaaaaaaaat?

I may not be a male, but this doesn't make any given sense, not even for me. And it also makes me quite sad that they want females with breasts with practically their own gravitational orbit in the pornographic entertainment industry. I'm gonna stop myself there before I go on a rant, but is this really an Earth-based government? Really?

 

[Nickolai77]

I know this has been posted multiple times before

Seriously Australia, wtf?

There will soon be a new position in the Australian government called the Pedo-Finder General.

"You like A-cups, burn the pedo!!!!!"

 

[Lord Krunk]

So they've banned pretty much every single Kiera Knightley movie then.

I think I have enough excuses to hightail it out of Oz now.

 

[Jenova65]

See, I am female, don't live in Australia and have very large breasts, so could someone tell me why on earth this matters? You've all got legs or at least transport, right? Go to a beach if it matters that much. Women never have this kind of discussion about men, like EVER!