Australia bans small breasts

[[Kira Must Die]]

What? That makes absolutely no sense what so ever.

Is this even possible?

 

[TZer0]

... and here I promised myself I would stop being surprised at what wacky censorship comes out of Australia.

Damn.

Someone ninja'd my post.

This is just beyond stupid. Maybe someone in ASP has a "big breats-fetish" and can't even stand to see small ones?

 

[Knifemare]

Before we know it the "downunder" police is going to arrest all women with breasts smaller than a C cup. And they will be trailed by a Judge to get plastic bobies.

Hurry and stop it, before we get a "Breast Hitler" that sends women in "plastic surgery camps"

 

[Jenny Creed]

I know, why not ban people below average height from being in movies? That'll encourage people to be taller. It's more healthy to be tall, right? Plus short people look kind of like children, that's like giving the pedos a free pass.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Perhaps this is a hilariously deliberate misogynistic move by the government? "No girls allowed in my country, unless you got dem tig o' bitties!"

This is only supported by the banning of squirters. I can almost picture the guys in charge of this going "SQUIRTING IS A HORRIBLE MYTH, IT PERPETUATES THE LIE THAT IS THE FEMALE ORGASM! IF I CAN'T MAKE MY WIFE ORGASM, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY WOMAN TO DO SO!"

Also, I think "The Australian Sex Party" sounds a hell of a lot more like a DVD at the back of a video rental store than anything having to do with the government.

I'm also gonna chime in with the popular opinion here, and agree that smaller breasts are a fair bit more attractive than large breasts, mostly because I'm more about overall proportion than "LOOKIT THE CANS ON THAT ONE!"

 

[Communist partisan]

bull fraking horseshit! that don't make any sence it's insulting too and can't they understand... ok I can be banned if i say that part I was thinked to say. but still this is stupid.

 

[TyphoidMary]

You know... banning golden showers in porn, I can see that. Female ejaculation and naturally small breasts? WTF Australia?

1. Female ejaculation occurs naturally during sexual intercourse for some women. Some men search for years to find a woman with this capability (No joke). It is not urine, and while it may be considered obscene by some... No one is forcing them to watch it.

2. Breasts. Ah, breasts. As long as the woman in the picture or film with the perfectly normal (if small) boobs is a consenting adult, there should not be a problem with her showing them.
Just another example of the inequality in the world, they would never ban showing a naked man because he doesn't have chest hair or something like that. Fear not the tiny breasts! For they are legal.

 

[Premonition]

Wait here whilst I think of a reply. Can't right now. Had a brain fart.

 

[Knifemare]

Ohh and if adult girls with small breasts should be made illigal?
Should't underage girls with big breasts be allowed to pose naked in Australia?

 

[Nocturnal558]

.... Seriously? Letting the size of a woman's breasts decide wether they can perform in an adult movie is sexism at its worst.

I know this has been posted multiple times before

Seriously Australia, wtf?

There will soon be a new position in the Australian government called the Pedo-Finder General.

"You like A-cups, burn the pedo!!!!!"

Well put.

 

[Jenny Creed]

Ohh and if adult girls with small breasts should be made illigal?
Should't underage girls with big breasts be allowed to pose naked in Australia?

As long as they don't look underage, obviously. It's more important to prevent pedophile crimethink than to prevent child abuse.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Wow. Just wow.

The amount of back pain big breasted women get. Poor Aussies.

 

[TurkeyXIII]

Settle down, it's only porn. No great loss.

FWIW I voted for an ASP candidate last December, but they finished about 3rd or 4th in the polls.

Also:

Australian is so stupid. thank god im an american

Quoted for hilarious irony.

 

[Chaos Theory]

lol ok?.....very ...um....odd.

 

[Julianking93]

NO!!!

Why would he do such a thing...wait would him banning pornography include hentai manga?

Well considering in most hentai manga the breast size of the female in question is either small as fuck, medium large, or redonkulous you seem 2 out of 3 will still be available. Problem is the small catagory will likely include pre-pubecent girls drawn and that seems to be what they want to avoid(or incest...or both!). In any likelyhood I dont think the hentai manga business in Australia is prominent...

Isn't that called lolicon or something?

 

[Julianking93]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Larger ones are fine, but small breasts are so much more subtle and cute. Good thing I don't life in Australia.

Lifing there would indeed suck.

(yes that is all, ^_^)

Ha! I was wondering when someone would notice that

 

[Asturiel]

Isn't that called lolicon or something?

No clue.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gotta love (and by love i mean HATE) the current government. they don't need drugs, they get high from banning stuff

 

[MercurySteam]

My country is burning before my eyes. I hate our fucking government.