Authors You Hate

[AgentChunk]

Mitch Albom for Five People You Meet in Heaven. Well alright I actually hate my High School more than him because they made me read this. I mean if your christian than fine but I felt my school shouldn't have made us read this because the only people that are going to like it and gain anything from it are christian. I rather felt that my school was pushing Christianity on all of us Atheists, Hindus, Muslims, etc.

 

[Beardon65]

That stephanie meyer retard. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN SUNLIGHT THEY BURN AND SHOULD BE DONE NO OTHER WAY!!! And vampires will die if they go a long time without human blood, vampires also cannot feel happiness or love. And they can only have personalities to some extent say. The only (somewhat) modern vampire film/book that doest it the best (again, modern) was queen of the damned. (if you have seen something better reply)

 

[mendokusai]

George Orwell, for 1984 and Animal Farm

What didn't you like about Animal Farm?

 

[leviandhisshenmue]

Robert Jordan. The man waffles horribly, and his writing isn't even that great (in my opinion anyway).

I have to agree I think Robert Jordans only good works were His Conan Chronicles (and Further Chronicles of) I hated the wheel of time series.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

To be honest, the only author, and by proxy person, who I've disliked to the point of burning passionate hatred is Christopher Paolini. Hack. I know it's the author's job to rip shit off, but there's ripping off and then there's copy and pasting with the furnishings changed to another copy-paste.

 

[leviandhisshenmue]

I think my favorite vampire book series is still Vampire Hunter D.
And Vampires do and can feel.
Try Reading Braham Stoker's Dracula its kind of where we get most if not all of our ideas of the modern Vampire. That and the movie Noferatu. Watch that movie, and read the book, then start stating facts about vampires.

 

[leviandhisshenmue]

Correction- Nosferatu

 

[trebach]

Mitch Albom for Five People You Meet in Heaven. Well alright I actually hate my High School more than him because they made me read this. I mean if your christian than fine but I felt my school shouldn't have made us read this because the only people that are going to like it and gain anything from it are christian. I rather felt that my school was pushing Christianity on all of us Atheists, Hindus, Muslims, etc.

His day job is a sports writer for the Detroit Free Press. Every once in a while he'll put out a book trying to be inspirational, but he really needs action to do anything good.

 

[Joshimodo]

Stephanie Meyer.

Tom Clancy.

J K Rowling.

Some others, but those are who spring to mind when I think of awful authors who should have their hands chopped off and their tongues removed to prevent any more of their atrocities from being made.

 

[Stevepinto3]

narrator is an unlikable loser, friends with dark, somewhat quirky personalities, big twist ending

Yeah, I'm actually a pretty big Palahniuk fan and I basically have to agree. Social outcast is cynical, does crazy and disturbing things, absurd plot twist, existentialist ending message. It's just that he does it so well, it hooks me. His recent books though have kind of shook things up a bit...sort of.

 

[quiet_samurai]

William Shakespeare. The most overrated writer ever.

By todays standards yes, but during his time he was very inventive and original. He was also a playwrite not an author. All of his contents are meant to be acted out on stage and observed, not read in a book. He also did many wonders for the English language as far as literature in concerned.

 

[hotacidbath]

Adolf Hitler. My serious answer though is Nathaniel Hawthorn because of The Scarlet Letter. Let's take an interesting story idea and throw it out the window to instead spend three pages describing what the letter looks like and what kind of frock Hester decided to wear today. I always try to give a book a fair shot and read at least half of it, but if I wasn't required for class to read this book, I would have stopped after the fucking Custom House. Also, since I love jumping on bandwagons, Stephanie Meyer.

 

[Notsomuch]

God. He doesn't fact check any of his books.

 

[mr man]

Steven A Grasse

 

[Kiutu]

The pedo who wrote Lord of the Flies.

 

[WorldCritic]

The ***** who wrote Twilight. The idea came to her in a dream my ass!

 

[quiet_samurai]

William Shakespeare. The most overrated writer ever.

By todays standards yes, but during his time he was very inventive and original. He was also a playwrite not an author. All of his contents are meant to be acted out on stage and observed, not read in a book. He also did many wonders for the English language as far as literature in concerned.

Yeah well I had to read him for English.

Yeah reading Shakespeare sucks, it's like watching a movie on your ipod or psp. Not what it was meant for.

 

[Kiutu]

Mitch Albom for Five People You Meet in Heaven. Well alright I actually hate my High School more than him because they made me read this. I mean if your christian than fine but I felt my school shouldn't have made us read this because the only people that are going to like it and gain anything from it are christian. I rather felt that my school was pushing Christianity on all of us Atheists, Hindus, Muslims, etc.

I am very anti-christian, but I actually liked that book. I thought it was a nice way to think of life...cept its not really Christian, since it makes God good but also says free will is a lie.