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pantallica95

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Whoever wrote Tale of Two Cities. I had that read that book for school, and it was hell.
Charles Dickens

and always wanted to read the book, but I never got around to it.
Now you make me not want to

Great Expectations was utter shit. I quit out of boredom halfway in. Its a 400 page book. I wasted two and a half hours.

I'm one of those people who doesnt mind unoriginality. So I like Paolini. I can take a rehashed Star Wars plot if it's in a shiny new wrapper. I dont mind unoriginality in anything except music.

But I HATE Charles Dickens quite a lot.
 

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TheLeetMuffin said:
J. K. Rowling

*Waits for fan slaughter*
Not one of the other 10 or 15 people that have named her have had any kind of fan reaction, so I think you're safe.
DasAShinyGolash said:
hmm... lets just see how many people rite stephanie myers...

as for me, i'll say everyone who writes teen romance novels, the person who wrote Flipped, and.... Karl Marx, for the outcome of his writings. (notice how i use the word writings, and notice how fancy it makes me)
Your avatar kicks ass.

OT: The only author I truly hate is Zora Neale Hurston. I read "Their Eyes Were Watching God" in English class, and all it was was a way for her to vent on how much she hates men. It was so damn annoying. They do nothing in the book except wander to different towns and talk, although there is a hurricane at one point (boring) and one chick has to shoot a guy (meh).
 

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Christopher Paolini, for reasons that any sane person already figured out;
J.K. Rowling, because of the death list in The Deathly Hallows (although the others were good);
Johnathan Stroud, for the cockslap ending of The Bartimeus Trilogy;
George Orwell, for 1984 and Animal Farm;
Myself (H.T. Black), for not having cinched that deal with Dark Horse yet (Blatent advertising).
I'm sorry.....you hated 1984 and GEORGE ORWELL....MY AVATAR'S CREATOR!!!That piece of golden literature is insightful and relative still today more than ever.What did you dislike about it?
Also, whoever says Knaak or Weis and Hickman gets a fork in their throat.
 

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Okay, seeing as no one has gone on a proper rant about Twilight, I shall do so.

Stephanie Meyer can blow me. She has taken a million young women and convinced hem that the only true love is an abusive relationship, which I cannot in any way condone. I have read all of those... things, and can safely say that not only is her idea of love flawed beyond belief, they're trash. Absolute trash. I can think of only on character in these wonderful specimens of shiterature who is believable and likable. And that's Jacob. He has emotions, he is a great guy, he looks out for Bella's wellfare. they shouldn't have been written. they are horrid horrid pieces of filth and I long for the day when they are forgotten.

ALSO VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE. *RAWR*

So yes, I don't like Meyer.

Also Poalini. Really, I wish he had waited to write the Eragon books. Given them time to fester and flower. But no. No, of course not, he had to just go ahead and write the things. Also, I know someone who named their child Eragon, which offends my deeply.

Ayn Rand. She writes dry, dry, boring books. I agree with her ideas about socialism and so on, but she's a misogynist, and boring. Boring like whoa.

Dan Brown. Dude writes sub-par, pathetic excuses for books. There is a sexy albino in one of them, but that doesn't rectify the issue. They're just bad.

The End
 

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J.D. Salinger for writing Catcher in the Rye. Just some asshole complaining and feeling sorry for himself because his kid brother dies. Couldn't finish it but I can understand why so many mass killers loved it so much, only a psycho would read that blank [http://www.artinfo.com/media/image/106478/PaulMcCarthy_ComplexShit.jpg]!

jad4400 said:
The Chick who wrote Twilight!!!!!!!

And Shapkephese.........................Please don't kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's Shapkephese? Do you mean Shakespeare?
I personally like Shakespeare and think the fact that they force people to read him is why he gets so much hate from kids.
Shakespeare's works were meant for the stage and loses a lot if you read it like a regular book.
They best way to read Shakespeare is to imagine your favorite actor or just people you know reading the lines to each other while you sit back like a director at a theater or film set, telling them what to do.
 

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Ditto Jane Austen. Most of the authors forced on us in school I can sort of understand what the fuss was about, but not this time.

As a big fan of Star Wars books, with most of the high-profile authors I can now recognize for their unique individual styles, and few of them ever annoy me enough to put down an SW book before finishing it (though it seems Timothy Zahn did eventually elevate his 'pet character', Thrawn, to Gary-Stu levels of awesome).

Legacy of the Force: Revelation by Karen Traviss changed this. Look up the user 'YodaKenobi' and the book title and you should be able to find a massive rant by him explaining all the various reasons why it was so bad. At least the Bantam era's worst material such as 'The Crystal Star' and 'Shield of Lies' were 'closed circuit' books that like the rest of Bantam had no real lasting effects on continuity, but in this case everything in Revelation must now be taken into account by future authors (the following book Invincible jokingly referred to as 'Damage Control' by some).

But more than just that one bad book, it's the fact that KT was well aware of other author/reader's concerns of her favoritism towards a certain faction/character following her prior two outings in that series... and then proceeded to blow those concerns into FAR greater flaws and admit to having always wanted to do so... and THEN proceed to chew out some readers who called her on it, which irks me. Almost like a book version of Uwe Boll.

 
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Stephanie Meyer. Not just because of Twilight, but because she put MUSE on the movie soundtrack, and now every girl says they love Muse, and they only like Supermassive Black Hole.

It brings my piss to a boil.
 

Nemorov

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Yep, Smeyer is a terrible writter. But that's not exactly news. I read the first two Twilight books because I don't like to base criticism on hearsay, and I can honestly say there are no characters in that mash of plot who are believable as people. I wanted to smack the main characters in the second one and didn't finish it because I was completely exasperated with both of them.

I heard it said that 'At least the kids are reading something' but no. No. No no no. There are plenty of other more interesting, better written books out there... with realistic characters... that they could be reading. Even ones that deal with vampires if that's their schtick.

And JESUS... the FANS. Some of the things they've reportedly done because someone expressed a dislike of the books... Yikes.
 
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HT_Black said:
Christopher Paolini, for reasons that any sane person already figured out;
J.K. Rowling, because of the death list in The Deathly Hallows (although the others were good);
Johnathan Stroud, for the cockslap ending of The Bartimeus Trilogy;
George Orwell, for 1984 and Animal Farm;
Myself (H.T. Black), for not having cinched that deal with Dark Horse yet (Blatent advertising).
I can usually respect people's opinion's but there is one thing here I want to point out.

YOU HATED 1984!? That book was great. A teacher let me borrow it, and it is one of the greatest books I have ever read. I think I could understand how someone could hate it though. The writing is kinda...different.
 

Mythbhavd

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Don't hate 'em, but won't ever read them again.

Ernest Hemingway (some of his writing is ok, but most I don't enjoy)
George Orwell
Aldous Huxley
Jonathan Knowles
George R. R. Martin (ugh)
Paul Park
C.S. Friedman
Dan Brown
Elaine Pagels
and the list could continue, but I'd rather dwell on the good authors.
 

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timeladyinsane said:
Okay, seeing as no one has gone on a proper rant about Twilight, I shall do so.

Stephanie Meyer can blow me. She has taken a million young women and convinced hem that the only true love is an abusive relationship, which I cannot in any way condone. I have read all of those... things, and can safely say that not only is her idea of love flawed beyond belief, they're trash. Absolute trash. I can think of only on character in these wonderful specimens of shiterature who is believable and likable. And that's Jacob. He has emotions, he is a great guy, he looks out for Bella's wellfare. they shouldn't have been written. they are horrid horrid pieces of filth and I long for the day when they are forgotten.

ALSO VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE. *RAWR*

So yes, I don't like Meyer.
Heh, yeah. Those books must contain some sort of subliminal messages that turn her readers into obsessive nutcases. One of my good friends was taken in by the series, and once beat me with a stick for not liking it (quite literally, she picked up a stick and whacked me with it).

And the movie...gah...I'm just glad I didn't have to pay to see it.
 

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The majoirty of writers whom have written short stories for 'Chicken soup for the (Insert intrest here) Soul'. I read these books, and I always end up enjoying just one story, and feeling like I wasted 7.00 dollars. But that one story that always makes me feel great, is the reason I keep on buying them.

-This-is-Hip-Hop
 

ShawnRiles

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Most people out there are bashing twilight just because the fan base out there is the one with all of the commotion, despise the fan base, not the author.
 

Sarahcidal

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anne rice!
sure she's written a few really excellent books that even i personally adored, but this woman goes on for 3 pages about how beautiful a friggin end table is, then talks about the wallpaper, then goes back to the damn end table again!
yes! we get it! its pretty! move on to the vampires already!!!
 

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Harlan Coben - his books get far too preachy and moralistic and he repeats the same jokes over and over.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - admittedly I've only read The Great Gatsby, but I hated that so much that I think he counts.

On another note, I read a lot of people didn't like Jonathon Stroud. I loved The Bartimaeus Trilogy (although I'd agree that his earlier work, e.g. The Last Siege, is rubbishy).
 

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Having actually read Twilight, I still have to say Meyer. However, that is just because she has been rewarded for her pile of mediocrity. There are hints of a good writer in Twilight, they are just covered up and aren't the parts people obsess over when they like her books.

Now moving onto something not repeated every other post. Terry Goodkind. There are many reasons I do not like this writer. Part one is that the man doesn't know how to shut up. I can't recall seeing a single one of his books that was shorter than 700 pages. This would be fine except for the fact that part two is that he writes stereotypical fantasy. He has a couple of unique ideas (or rather, one unique character idea called confessors) but that doesn't excuse the fact that the main character is a guy running around with a sword and his father figure is a powerful but old wizard on an adventure to a new and strange country trying to save the world from a megalomaniac out for revenge. Many of his plot ideas have been done in significantly less pages and better. Part number three though, is the pompousness he carries around for these books. One time on his website he went into a long discussion about how he feels that a game could not be made based off his books because they were true works of art in literature and unadaptable in any media, much less video games. That didn't stop him from making a TV series out of the first book. Another post says that he is trying to be the next Ayn Rand in terms of philosophical and political literature with the Sword of Truth series. Its schlock fantasy. You aren't overthrowing anyone as the best modern anything writer. Part five is that the man does not know the meaning of the word subjective. He spends the first 200 pages of Wizard's First Rule (the first book of the Sword of Truth series) talking about how good and evil are subjective and that just because the hero thinks he is the hero and doing the right thing doesn't mean that everyone will think he is doing the right thing because the bad guy has followers. This is fine and good and actually one of the better parts of the book. Then around page 250, we are introduced to the villain. Who is busy plotting the kidnapping and murdering of children because he needs to complete some magic ritual again and his best friend who is doing the kidnapping needs to be instructed not to molest the child he kidnaps. This after he kills or threatens to kill (I don't remember which) a servant because his daddy's grave doesn't have the right number of candles lit. So our subjective villain is a tyrannical murderer and kidnapper whose best friend is a child molester. Those are all the reasons I hate Terry Goodkind.

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I noticed many people were asking in earlier pages whether any of the people who responded Stephanie Meyer read Twilight or were just hating her for the sake of hating. I have read Twilight, as I said earlier, and still mostly disliked it. I am posting my the majority of my thoughts on it when I read it that I posted on a different site:
Before I get into the full blown opinion of this book, I feel the need to give Meyer honorable mention because while she still presents vampires as having powers equivalent to Superman, the ridiculous overpowering of her vampires did not bother me as much. The vampires in this novel were compelling for me because they were equally hindered as they were powerful, not by some biological defect but by Edward's love and need to protect Bella. It is not really a long term weakness, but for a one novel approach, it actually brought vampires down to a level I could not hate. I have long harbored a vendetta against vampires because, as stated earlier, they are generally given Superman-esque powers without a real kryptonite. This generally deters me from vampire anythings, but the crippling of the Cullen clan by their need to protect Bella oddly worked for me.
This, however, is not enough to save the novel. While she may have handled vampires amazingly well for me, she handled her novel horribly. The first 200 pages or so are absolutely murder for me. All of the characters have no depth whatsoever and the plot has little originality. The big suspenseful question for the first 2/5 of the book is, "what is Edward Cullen?" making those fifths very annoying because we already know what Edward is. He is a vampire. And this was not the kind of ruined suspense that is caused by knowing that the series is about vampires. This is the kind of suspense that is ruined by the back cover. Stephanie Meyer, you want a mystery? Do not announce the solution on the place most of your readers will look before they read the novel. For all the suspense, Bella was really quick to accept that Edward was a vampire, so I really do not see the point in those 200 pages. Why could not you just say, "Edward was a vampire" on page 1? Why drag it out for 200 pages? It was just a long and boring section of the book for me. What annoys me most about it is that most of the plot succeeding that section was not half-bad. There is one scene around page 350 where we are introduced to more vampires and a conflict that was actually fun to read and my thoughts going through it were, "If the book just told us upfront about the Cullens and started hear, this would be awesome." Instead it started 350 pages earlier and dragged me through 200 of the worst pages of recreational reading of my life.
The plot was not the only thing miserable about this book. The grammar in the narration sucks. It is just that bad. Why? Because it is written in a casual, spoken manner complete with colloquialisms and slang. Narration is not written this way. It is written in standard American English that carries itself with some amount of properness, not slung out of the mouth of some slovenly speaking teenager. There are a couple of artistic ways to justify doing this, like stating in a prologue that Bella, the narrator, is telling the story to someone, so it is all spoken to someone. But it is not presented in that manner. The only reason I can think of writing it like this is for the benefit of her targeted audience, 13 year old girls, to which I will say, "Give 13 year olds some credit and do not feel the need to bring down your writing." Honestly, the style of the narration only harms this novel in my opinion because it gave me the feeling that Stephanie Meyer is not capable of writing on a scholarly level.
Lastly, I just would like to take a moment to rant on the characters, in that there are none for a while. There a people named in the novel, but none feel like they have any sort of personality, or even feeling like they are not reading off of a script of a bad Degrassi knock-off and that they are being played with the emotion of Ben Stein. Most of the people in the novel and bland a derisive. The only decent characters are the vampires who get very little time for a long while in the novel, but it is rather clear that they are the only people in the novel that she spent time thinking about who they are. Even Bella, our kind narrator, is an empty headed teenager who reminds me too much of the Disney Channel most of the time. This is not a case of bad characterization, but a case of no characterization. We have no idea who they and are given no reason to get inside their empty minds.
My final assessment of Twilight is that it is bad with a silver lining at the end that redeems it from being god awful. However, the silver lining alone is not enough to save what is, in my opinion an awful novel. I do feel bad because I did see true potential for an excellent novel in Meyer's writing, but that is not likely to tease its way out anytime soon because she has not been reprimanded for these truly awful writing mistakes but has been rewarded. Handsomely. I would not blame her for not improving a thing and just ocming out with more twilight related novels until she either dies or people wake up and smell the poop that she wrote. .
 

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Jane Austen... i tried to read Emma (Compulsary for english advanced year 12), but i didnt like it so i didnt read it, then we had to watch the movie also, couldnt watch it either, was far too boring... I ended up failing that Topic
 

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Piers Anthony - The dude didn't waste much time phoning it in once they started publishing his name.

Robert Jordan - Yes, I'm speaking ill of the dead; The way he strung along his fans for book after book was little more than a cash grab, and it's oddly suitable that he should perish before his series was complete.