Avatar Fights

[Incompl te]

I just think "Why the hell am I versing a red paper cutout of something" *walks off*

 

[JakalMc]

Bite your marshmallow-like face off.
Then gnaw on your...tofu sticks?

 

[chomesuke]

I give you a dose of crack, landing you in my imaginary box.

You can be anything you want to be here!

...

then I slit your throat.

 

[Meatstorm]

i'd throw you with my compasses while sitting at my luxurous chair, then i'd handshake you to death

 

[neoman10]

what can my guy do...ummm be scared and run?

 

[SnowCold]

The cake is a lie, Making a space paradox to the avatar doesn't exsist.

 

[ninja chicken]

If the cake is a lie then why am I seeing it? and if the avatar doesn't exist why can I see it then. I'll eat the cake and let the paradox continue, leaving me with an eaten cake and a paradox of a cake that has been eaten though it never where.

 

[chomesuke]

I'm a snake eater, but trust me a grilled chicken will do just the same...

FOOD!

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I steal your rainbow and beat you senseless with it. Win.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Homestar gets in touch with his secret viking history and beats your backwards tucan costume wearing guy/girl with a chicken bone. Homestar is completely invisible when in Viking apparel so sorry, but the topic is over now

 

[Hookman]

Edge takes down homestar with a spear! The spear conquers all regardless of invisibility!

 

[SnowCold]

Normal clowns throw pies at their face, and cake is the oppiset of pie, so I throw it at the nega-clown

 

[Random Argument Man]

The cake is a lie. Therefore you're a lie. I eliminated your existence.

 

[TMAN10112]

The knife flys off the books propelled by an unknown force, sliceing your throat.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Brendon Small makes a snuff film of your loved ones then hands you a 9mm pistol.
You shoot yourself.

 

[SnowCold]

I offer the cake for a peace treaty [sp]

 

[megapenguinx]

I would just destroy GlaDos, she's the one who has the picture of the cake anyways

 

[neoman10]

I cut your antenna of with my hat