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rainman2203

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"You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

There's a plethora of awesome one liners in the Man with No Name series. They become all the more awesome when they are followed by "owaowowa woooo, wa wa wa" Western music.
 

El Poncho

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The tooth fairy gave me an option of a big penis or a long memory, I can't remember which one I chose.
 

CNKFan

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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outa gum

Your ass, your face whats the difference

I got balls of steel

and finally, I'm gods gift to women.

Every one likes Duke Nukem.
 

Hedberger

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thisnameistaken2 said:
elitepie931 said:
"I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to kick your ass."
Duke Nukem, because every other one liner is not as good as this.
I mean he has balls of steel.
and arms of iron

NO im not doing this again NO

also
"Groovy"
cookie for reference :}
left 4 dead or evil dead?
 

Anarchemitis

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"For you, the day me and my army rampaged through your village, it was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday."
 

Naeo

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From Mass Effect, the one-liner you didn't get to say because some of the dialogue (okay, most) is cheesy as hell. The short mission where you choose to either give the diplomat guy the depressant, the stimulant, or just fuck him and never go back. Give him the depressant and he asks "Wha...what did you jut give me?" And there it is, one of the best lines in the game, ready for your saying.

"A lesson." After which you presumably turn around and coldly stroll out.

But when you pick it, your character grabs the guy by the throat, pushes him up against a wall, and basically shouts "DON'T DO DRUGS THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING".

Or, anything Wrex said.
 

redstar alpha

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" Now my usual fee is 500, but, seeing as its you. I'll need the money up front" - Bender

also, if some one can give me a one liner from Duke Nukem that is not stolen then i will give you TWO cookies and a glass of milk.
 

HeartAttackBob

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"If I owned This place and Hell,
I would rent this place out, and live in Hell."
-The head Merc from Chronicles of Riddick (I think)

Always makes me think of my mother's house...
 
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Why do so many people wear fake tan? they look so orange you could practically place them next to Dale Winton and David Dickinson and they'd look like a colour swatch for a mediterranean villa!
 

Hman121

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"What are you, president of his fan club?" "No, but your mother is"-Meet The Spy. Classic.