Bacon

[ThreeKneeNick]

I am one of probably few people tahat dont like bacon. I think its disgusting. When i was little, 5 or 6 years old, my parents would be disappointed by how i refuse to eat it, while my brother gorges right next to me. Sometimes they would make me eat it against my will, making me cry whilst holding back the vomit in the process, and on a few occasions i got a slap in the face for spitting it out. It was very cruel and traumatising.

So, bacon ruins lives. Not computers.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

What's there to argue about here? Bacon is delicious and makes just about anything you add to it taste better (try Nutella on it, weird but good), while computers have given us a myriad of amazing technological advances that I'm too lazy to list off. One is the fact that we're able to have this silly thread at all.

 

[Lexodus]

I was arguing with my brother and somehow the topic got off track. I was eating bacon, and like an asshole, my brother attacked me for it. He said that nothing good can come from eating bacon. He than looked at my computer and attacked that saying it ruins lives. He than drove away from my house, as I was confused, reading my emails and eating my breakfast.
So... anything good about bacon/computers?
List em.
Internet does not count/ games do not count.

I have a response to this, that is from the internet.

That kid's parents were obviously inbred, their parents must have been, and their parents too. It (I shudder to classify it as human or give it a gender) really is the ultimate level of devolution.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Bacon has become new products? Bacon soap, bacon styled sneakers, bacon gum, bacon rubberbands. And no, I'm not kidding.

Have you tried bacon mints? They're one of the few instances where I'd say adding bacon was not a good thing.

 

[DoctorWhat]

My minions of Bacon will hunt down and destroy your brother. You no longer need to worry about him.

 

[Gaderael]

One of the greatest, simplest pleasures is waking up in the morning to the smell of bacon frying on the pan. Anything wrapped in bacon and baked, fried, or barbequed is juicier and tastes better.

Computers are great because they allow you to do things that would otherwise be cost prohibitive. Things like artwork. Paints, canvases, brushes, etc, cost so nuch, but you can get programs like Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro, GIMP, and so on, that allow you to create to your heart's content, with no mess to boot.

 

[ryo02]

bacon one of if not THE most tasty delicous foods EVER if you dont know this I genuinely feel sorry for you.

 

[MrDarkling]

Computers don't ruin lives, in fact they help them.
There are many business' these days that use computer to make life easier for employers and employee's.
Computers is a technology that the world depends on greatly.

Also your brother is pathetic.

 

[Wildrow12]

Mmmmm.....bacon.

Just remember kids: just because you drop a bacon strip on to your keyboard, does NOT mean you have improved the taste of your computer as a whole.

 

[Cargando]

I prefer beef. Depends how juicy the bacon is.

 

[orangebandguy]

Bacon is great. Computers are great. Everybody wins!

 

[thepj]

Bacon is meat candy.
There is really no other way to put it.
I pity your brother now.

And I love my computer too. It brings me here!

ah neonbob, i must kindly ask you to do one thing:

GET OUT OFF MY HEAD AND STOP STEALLING MY WORDS BEFORE I THINK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endrage]


EDIT: i forgot one of the wolrd greatest ideas: bacon and fudge! (cookie for reference)

 

[ryai458]

I was arguing with my brother and somehow the topic got off track. I was eating bacon, and like an asshole, my brother attacked me for it. He said that nothing good can come from eating bacon. He than looked at my computer and attacked that saying it ruins lives. He than drove away from my house, as I was confused, reading my emails and eating my breakfast.
So... anything good about bacon/computers?
List em.
Internet does not count/ games do not count.

I have a response to this, that is from the internet.

whoa that kids is hilarious he should get a cookie... made of bacon!

 

[tmujir955]

I hate bacon.

*equips flame shield*

 

[Darth Pope]

Meh, bacon's to damn salty and has to much fat in it for my tastes.

 

[jobobob]

Tell your friend he is wrong name one thing that cant be made better with bacon.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Scrapple > Bacon

But then there is scrapple with bacon mixed in, and it's magical.


The internet has porn, greasy bacony porn.(after writing this, I am tempted to see if there is bacon porn, but I know the answer to that.)

 

[Julianking93]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

This.

I've tried bacon before though and thats basically what made me a vegetarian at 4. It tasted awful.

 

[effilctar]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

He can drive!? That's very good for a 2 year old. Oh wait, I got his mental age mixed up with his physical age, didn't I?