hey! HEY! That's my jetpack! GET BACK HERE!!!RheynbowDash said:*sigh* I'm getting out of here.
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*sigh*
*dials phone* Yes, hello officer. Yeah, it was stolen again. Mhm, by a stick figure this time. I really wish you wouldn't laugh, officer.
hey! HEY! That's my jetpack! GET BACK HERE!!!RheynbowDash said:*sigh* I'm getting out of here.
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If we're including embarrassing box art, I'd like to submit Elder Scrolls: Arenahermes200 said:Three pages in and no one has come up with the Heavy Rain comparison...
Thats not embarassing thats just 10 years too late. It could have been a movie poster of a Conan sequel featuring Samantha Fox. Very classy.BloatedGuppy said:If we're including embarrassing box art, I'd like to submit Elder Scrolls: Arenahermes200 said:Three pages in and no one has come up with the Heavy Rain comparison...
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There are several embarrassing things about this box art.Bostur said:Thats not embarassing thats just 10 years too late. It could have been a movie poster of a Conan sequel featuring Samantha Fox. Very classy.
It's funny to think that that game series eventually gives us Oblivion and Skyrim.BloatedGuppy said:If we're including embarrassing box art, I'd like to submit Elder Scrolls: Arenahermes200 said:Three pages in and no one has come up with the Heavy Rain comparison...
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I would have thought using the words Conan sequel, Sam Fox and classy in the same sentence would have given away the irony. ;-)BloatedGuppy said:There are several embarrassing things about this box art.Bostur said:Thats not embarassing thats just 10 years too late. It could have been a movie poster of a Conan sequel featuring Samantha Fox. Very classy.
1. Why is the Barbarian's grip choked up so high on that halbred? Is he planning to chop vegetables with it? He won't have any force or momentum behind a swing.
2. What is happening to that Wizard's hand? It appears to be getting devoured by a cloud of phosphorescent mites. He's also holding his dagger in a bizarre fashion, as though he were preparing to plunge it into his own thigh.
3. Why are the crossguards on those two handed swords so tiny?
4. I'm confused by the purpose of the headband on the pair of ambulatory tits in the foreground. Her hair is already pulled back. It doesn't look terribly absorbent, and she's unlikely to be doing a lot of sweating based on her apparel.
5. The guy in heavy plate has a bizarre hunch. I assume he has scoliosis of the spine, in which case it's unlikely he would have lived to such an advanced age in a career as a professional soldier. He looks at least 30.
Dude, we are two trucks full of sarcasm smashing into each other on the freeway. Believe me, neither one of us is being too subtle.Bostur said:I would have thought using the words Conan sequel, Sam Fox and classy in the same sentence would have given away the irony. ;-)
In that case I guess the joke is on me - well played.BloatedGuppy said:Dude, we are two trucks full of sarcasm smashing into each other on the freeway. Believe me, neither one of us is being too subtle.Bostur said:I would have thought using the words Conan sequel, Sam Fox and classy in the same sentence would have given away the irony. ;-)
Seriously, that made my fuckin night lmaoBloatedGuppy said:There are several embarrassing things about this box art.Bostur said:Thats not embarassing thats just 10 years too late. It could have been a movie poster of a Conan sequel featuring Samantha Fox. Very classy.
1. Why is the Barbarian's grip choked up so high on that halbred? Is he planning to chop vegetables with it? He won't have any force or momentum behind a swing.
2. What is happening to that Wizard's hand? It appears to be getting devoured by a cloud of phosphorescent mites. He's also holding his dagger in a bizarre fashion, as though he were preparing to plunge it into his own thigh.
3. Why are the crossguards on those two handed swords so tiny?
4. I'm confused by the purpose of the headband on the pair of ambulatory tits in the foreground. Her hair is already pulled back. It doesn't look terribly absorbent, and she's unlikely to be doing a lot of sweating based on her apparel.
5. The guy in heavy plate has a bizarre hunch. I assume he has scoliosis of the spine, in which case it's unlikely he would have lived to such an advanced age in a career as a professional soldier. He looks at least 30.
Oh, okay. At least that part makes sense now.OlasDAlmighty said:That's Dark Samus silly. The two Samus's back to back represent the pure/corrupt sides of Samus throughout the game since she becomes corrupted with Phazon. Whereas Dark Samus is merely the antagonist and sorta represent what she'll become if the Phazon corruption overtakes her.BearMinerals said:[image width="300"]http://nintendoenthusiast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/MP3_box.jpg[/IMG]
This.
I hate how they're just...floating there. And what's up with the third Samus fading in from the upper left corner?
Not entirely sure why the corrupted side still has samus' regular Varia suit as opposed to the more fitting PED suit but it is what it is.
How have I never seen this before? I actually think this is some of the most AMAZING bad box art I've ever seen... I love Silver Bodysuit Megaman so much... and that dragon... and the crazy head on the mountain...zehydra said:Oh, you think that is bad? Try the European Megaman 2 box art!
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The Tin Man fights Emperor Ming!
BloatedGuppy said:If we're including embarrassing box art, I'd like to submit Elder Scrolls: Arenahermes200 said:Three pages in and no one has come up with the Heavy Rain comparison...
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Just thought I'd let you guys know that you won 1st place in the Silliest Internet Argument Competition.RheynbowDash said:*snip*
well, Daggerfall did try something a bit different, as it is showing the ghost of the king rather than token warrior, token tits, token beard and token robe =PGlover09 said:BloatedGuppy said:If we're including embarrassing box art, I'd like to submit Elder Scrolls: Arenahermes200 said:Three pages in and no one has come up with the Heavy Rain comparison...
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Dear god did Rob Liefeld work for Bethesda at the time?BloatedGuppy said:If we're including embarrassing box art, I'd like to submit Elder Scrolls: Arenahermes200 said:Three pages in and no one has come up with the Heavy Rain comparison...
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