did you just call Russians Jesus hating homosexuals? I'm sorry, but I can't help but feel offended as I am Russian, a Christian and a heterosexual... lolPegghead said:
Bad Ideas for Modern Warfare 3
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BRILLIANT! Any good designer knows that ass-seeking dildos can significantly improve any game, and we'll make a fortune from both the 13 year olds who can't stop laughing at the idea of a dildo gun and the 13 year olds who spend every minute of every day exploiting the cheapest ways on how to use such a firearm..Tagball said:
With at least a 30-round magazine, and a tiny, tiny reload time. And a grenade launcher attachment just in case you don't want to reload.Johnnyallstar said:
And a commando perk so advanced that it allows you to knife someone from the range of a Barrett .50 cal.
The 7-kill streak reward is a space shuttle from which you can jump off and stab people. With pinpoint accuracy. Naturally, you take no falling damage because of commando pro.
New details released about Modern Warfare 3! Leaked info from yours truly...
There are only 3 perks! Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando due to their popularity!
The fast reload and zoom with Sleight of Hand is now passive to compensate for loss of the perk.
There are only 2 weapons in the game now to simplify things further!
Melee Akimbo Weapon: Rubber Chicken. Takes over 1000 swings to kill somebody, so it HAS to take skill to use it!
Ranged Weapon/Secondary: Infinite Plush Toy N00btube: Fires squeaky plush toys instead of those violent explosives.
Changes paid for by the PTC...
There are only 3 perks! Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando due to their popularity!
The fast reload and zoom with Sleight of Hand is now passive to compensate for loss of the perk.
There are only 2 weapons in the game now to simplify things further!
Melee Akimbo Weapon: Rubber Chicken. Takes over 1000 swings to kill somebody, so it HAS to take skill to use it!
Ranged Weapon/Secondary: Infinite Plush Toy N00btube: Fires squeaky plush toys instead of those violent explosives.
Changes paid for by the PTC...
Oh no, and I'm sorry if you did feel offended, I was simply making a joke about how the stereotypical COD fanatic would enjoy un-meaningful, offensive and often pointlessly villainous enemies to feel superior (like what's the point of making all the enemies Russian, Russia ain't done no bad in a long time so it seems idiotic) hence the old hillbilly-type insult "What are ya, sum kind o' Jesus hatin' fagmosexual?".EventHorizon said:
This basically sums it up for me... When I played I was lucky to get a 5 kill streak... Yet you see these fuckers who boost and everything get fucking tactical nukes and AC-130s because they unlocked the Models before I did. Horribly unbalanced.Ralen-Sharr said:
1. Playing as the enemy Taliban where you have to plug in a second controller to strangle each other to death. It lass 20 minutes and has a 90% chance of crashing every time
2. Force the player to pay for cut scenes that are all the content. Non playable cinematic cutscenes that ou have to pay extra for
3. day one dlc unlocking content on the disk, price of £20
4. Change the title to COD: moneywarfare
5. Attempt to understand the past game
6. Have Bobby Kotick go within 10,000 miles of the developer
2. Force the player to pay for cut scenes that are all the content. Non playable cinematic cutscenes that ou have to pay extra for
3. day one dlc unlocking content on the disk, price of £20
4. Change the title to COD: moneywarfare
5. Attempt to understand the past game
6. Have Bobby Kotick go within 10,000 miles of the developer
Unlocked at level 2, players will be given a control pad with a single button it. Upon pressing this button, the entire enemy team instantly explodes.
To make this idea even better, MW3 will do a scan of your hard drive to determine if you played any of the previous Call of Duty games. Preventing experienced players from using "The Button".
That's not unbalanced.
To make this idea even better, MW3 will do a scan of your hard drive to determine if you played any of the previous Call of Duty games. Preventing experienced players from using "The Button".
That's not unbalanced.
This:Johnnyallstar said:
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PLUS THIS:
EQUALS THIS:
Can you say N00b Tube Sniper Machine gun? Game balance systems cant...