Barbarian

[Acier]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

You can't get in the right mindset if you aren't wearing the right outfit.

also, go find an empire and take it down.

That's what we real barbarian do, unless you want to be a poseur.

 

[snakevin]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

You can't get in the right mindset if you aren't wearing the right outfit.

also, go find an empire and take it down.

That's what we real barbarian do, unless you want to be a poseur.

Which government should I take down?

 

[Acier]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

You can't get in the right mindset if you aren't wearing the right outfit.

also, go find an empire and take it down.

That's what we real barbarian do, unless you want to be a poseur.

Which government should I take down?

Well since you haven't united any tribes as your ally I'd say go for somewhere weak. I hear Luxumburg is ripe for the taking

 

[ottenni]

I like the fact that nobody here has batted an eyelid.

Coincidently you need a war cry. Something like BLOOOOOOD!!!! as opposed to TAX REFOOOOORM!!!!!!

Remember that.

 

[snakevin]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

You can't get in the right mindset if you aren't wearing the right outfit.

also, go find an empire and take it down.

That's what we real barbarian do, unless you want to be a poseur.

Which government should I take down?

Well since you haven't united any tribes as your ally I'd say go for somewhere weak. I hear Luxumburg is ripe for the taking

Maybe I can go for Russia, I heard they're weak

 

[Hiphophippo]

I don't know where you live, but if it's not the frozen north then you're doing it all wrong.

I live in Canada

That's a great start. Pack up essential supplies and start hiking north.

How far north?

There's not really an answer to that. Best I can give is "away from civilization so that you can start your own."

 

[Plurralbles]

YOu need to massacre a roman column and sack the city of Rome!. Only then can you be a barbarian.

 

[Acier]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

You can't get in the right mindset if you aren't wearing the right outfit.

also, go find an empire and take it down.

That's what we real barbarian do, unless you want to be a poseur.

Which government should I take down?

Well since you haven't united any tribes as your ally I'd say go for somewhere weak. I hear Luxumburg is ripe for the taking

Maybe I can go for Russia, I heard they're weak

Until they fuck your shit up with Scorched Earth

 

[snakevin]

I like the fact that nobody here has batted an eyelid.

Coincidently you need a war cry. Something like BLOOOOOOD!!!! as opposed to TAX REFOOOOORM!!!!!!

Remember that.

usually, I just scream obscenities and say stuff like "I SHALL CROSS YOUR THROAT WITH A SINGLE HAND AND LIVE IN YOUR CARCASS!", but now that you mention it, I do need a battlecry, any suggestions?

 

[ottenni]

I like the fact that nobody here has batted an eyelid.

Coincidently you need a war cry. Something like BLOOOOOOD!!!! as opposed to TAX REFOOOOORM!!!!!!

Remember that.

usually, I just scream obscenities and say stuff like "I SHALL CROSS YOUR THROAT WITH A SINGLE HAND AND LIVE IN YOUR CARCASS!", but now that you mention it, I do need a battlecry, any suggestions?

Have you got a pet or an animal familiar? That could be good inspiration. Like "feel the tigers claws!!!!" or something. Unless you are going for the new age barbarian look, exotic fish are not threatening.

 

[Spaghetti]

A battle-axe, a hat that is either furry or has something pointy attatched to it.
There's also the whole regional thing. Are you going for the "Viking" look? Cus you'll need a boat and easy access to a monastary in the North of England.

Oh, and a good start would be to kill in a fair fight/murder in cold blood the leader of your tribe/familly in order to gain his power/wenches/land/horse. (Choose option which applies best)

 

[pompom8volt]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

You can't get in the right mindset if you aren't wearing the right outfit.

also, go find an empire and take it down.

That's what we real barbarian do, unless you want to be a poseur.

Which government should I take down?

Try the Haitian Government, they are pretty vulnerable right now.... What? Some one had to say it...

 

[maninahat]

First step would be to put your fist through the computer screen. No true barbarian sits around, using things as delicate as "fingers" to press girly "buttons". Barbarians struggle with anything that has too many moving parts - why do you think they never wear clothes with zips? Too complex. Plus they might trap their ferocious body hair.

 

[Mother Yeti]

Be from anywhere other than Greece.

...what? That's what it means.

 

[sumanoskae]

Actual battle skill...

 

[A Weary Exile]

You need a goblet made out of your wench's former husband's skull. Only a true barbarian could be that BRUTAL!

 

[The Heik]

Hey guys, I have recently found out, I want to be a barbarian, can you guys help me make a list of things I should achieve to help attain barbarian status? So far I have raged, I have had increased speed and strength while raging, I was able to make a kid headbutt a wall through intimidation, popped a kid's blood vessel through my own headbutt, attacked a kid for sacking me by beating him for 5 minutes, after which, I fell over in pain from getting kicked their, and have used a kid as a weapon to attack another kid. What else should I put on my list?

Pillaging, mead, and wenches. You'll never need anything else

 

[Shock and Awe]

To bad nine tines out of ten you will be killed by these guys,

 

[S.R.S.]

Umm get super buff with out lifting weights.