Barbarian

[snakevin]

That's a great start. Pack up essential supplies and start hiking north.

How far north?

Until they speak russky.[/quote]
But I live in Canada, so not that many Russian, and my next door neighbour speaks russian, so how far?

 

[snakevin]

You need an axe that's larger than your head, a battle cry that can rupture eardrums, and an innate ability to avoid Romans. They tend to ruin thing with their "civilization."

To bad nine tines out of ten you will be killed by these guys,

So true, so true.

Screw barbarians. Join a legion.
Hail Caesar!

The Romans are quite the hindrance

 

[Lazarus Long]

You need gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth. Sandals to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth beneath. Oh, and you probably shouldn't be using the internet.

Have fun storming the castle!

 

[PxDn Ninja]

Hey guys, I have recently found out, I want to be a barbarian, can you guys help me make a list of things I should achieve to help attain barbarian status? So far I have raged, I have had increased speed and strength while raging, I was able to make a kid headbutt a wall through intimidation, popped a kid's blood vessel through my own headbutt, attacked a kid for sacking me by beating him for 5 minutes, after which, I fell over in pain from getting kicked their, and have used a kid as a weapon to attack another kid. What else should I put on my list?

Clearly you need a harem of scantily dressed big breasted women and a heavy metal theme song with Blood in the title and a video where you bath in the blood of non-virginal women (because, of course, they gave you their virginity and you killed them anyhow, you FREAKING BARBARIAN!!)

 

[snakevin]

Hey guys, I have recently found out, I want to be a barbarian, can you guys help me make a list of things I should achieve to help attain barbarian status? So far I have raged, I have had increased speed and strength while raging, I was able to make a kid headbutt a wall through intimidation, popped a kid's blood vessel through my own headbutt, attacked a kid for sacking me by beating him for 5 minutes, after which, I fell over in pain from getting kicked their, and have used a kid as a weapon to attack another kid. What else should I put on my list?

Clearly you need a harem of scantily dressed big breasted women and a heavy metal theme song with Blood in the title and a video where you bath in the blood of non-virginal women (because, of course, they gave you their virginity and you killed them anyhow, you FREAKING BARBARIAN!!)

I'M SORRY FOR KILLING THOSE VIRGINS, I just stubbed my toe off the wall and got really pissed......

 

[PxDn Ninja]

I'M SORRY FOR KILLING THOSE VIRGINS, I just stubbed my toe off the wall and got really pissed......

*SMACK*

DON'T YOU DARE APPOLOGIZE!! You are supposed to be a barbarian.

Barbarians

Don't

Appologize

Besides, like I said, they weren't virgins anymore.

 

[snakevin]

I'M SORRY FOR KILLING THOSE VIRGINS, I just stubbed my toe off the wall and got really pissed......

*SMACK*

DON'T YOU DARE APPOLOGIZE!! You are supposed to be a barbarian.

Barbarians

Don't

Appologize

Besides, like I said, they weren't virgins anymore.

True, they're were virgins no more, but I'm canadian, I was raised to apologize a lot, eh?

 

[chenry]

You felt pain. You can't be a barbarian.

When did I show pain?

I didn't say show pain, i said felt pain. And you said, "I fell over in pain from getting kicked their (sic)"

The Viking at Stamford Bridge got stabbed in the groin with a spear and he didn't even go down. You got kicked.

 

[Whytewulf]

I think the images presented here will help you articulate your look appropriatley. Don thy fur, hold they wenches and take what why want. Oh and gain 100 pounds of muscle.

 

[XJ-0461]

Spoiler: You need to look like this

Better hit the gym before you start hiking north.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Be from anywhere other than Greece.

...what? That's what it means.

Props for knowing the origin of the word. Have a cookie 8D

 

[Therumancer]

You should of course refuse to bathe so as not to interfere with your manly musk. On top of this you should refuse using modern "black magic" like antibiotics, painkillers, and other medicine and live purely by the will of the great nature spirit!

 

[Latinidiot]

pfft. we want proof, laddy. to join in one of our pillaging tours(we're in Europe this summer) you'll have to prove yourself by defeating one of our ranks in a fight to the death.

 

[Higurashi]

Hey guys, I have recently found out, I want to be a barbarian, can you guys help me make a list of things I should achieve to help attain barbarian status?

The most important part of being a barbarian is to not abide by any restrictions on your person and never compromise who you are. This applies firstly to your cognitive processes. When you feel something, let it out. This does not mean you can not restrict yourself for the sake of others, for the barbarian can have as much morals as anyone else, but you must not ever suppress it. Revel in all emotion and draw strength from it. This goes for being sad as well; a barbarian knows no fear for doing anything, even crying manly tears.

Furthermore, a barbarian is a rebel. They question traditions, rules and authorities, but this does not mean they can not follow a leader. It simply means they will not accept things as they are just like that. A state of things must be earned through willpower. This brings me to the third point.

A barbarian never seeks the easy way out. Hardship tempers the body and soul, and strength is the only thing the barbarian will truly respect. When things get too comfortable, the barbarian rattles the cage and keeps on pushing.

After that, you'll be too much man for pants.

Edit: Take it from a Viking.

 

[snakevin]

Hey guys, I have recently found out, I want to be a barbarian, can you guys help me make a list of things I should achieve to help attain barbarian status?

The most important part of being a barbarian is to not abide by any restrictions on your person and never compromise who you are. This applies firstly to your cognitive processes. When you feel something, let it out. This does not mean you can not restrict yourself for the sake of others, for the barbarian can have as much morals as anyone else, but you must not ever suppress it. Revel in all emotion and draw strength from it. This goes for being sad as well; a barbarian knows no fear for doing anything, even crying manly tears.

Furthermore, a barbarian is a rebel. They question traditions, rules and authorities, but this does not mean they can not follow a leader. It simply means they will not accept things as they are just like that. A state of things must be earned through willpower. This brings me to the third point.

A barbarian never seeks the easy way out. Hardship tempers the body and soul, and strength is the only thing the barbarian will truly respect. When things get too comfortable, the barbarian rattles the cage and keeps on pushing.

After that, you'll be too much man for pants.

Edit: Take it from a Viking.

Take what from a viking?

 

[Higurashi]

Take what from a viking?

Uhm. The advice.

 

[TheBlackKnight]

face-punch a Dromedary