Bat shit insane stuf, a.k.a former NORAD officer predicts massive UFO "invasion" today (10/13)

[Kaboose the Moose]

The way I see it is: cockroach is to human as human is to ET. A race of beings who have mastered inter-galactic travel would be so far beyond humanity in technology, why would they even bother stopping to say hi? Even if they were inclined to stop by, they would certainly be intelligent enough to know what a bad idea that would be.

They do know its a bad idea. Says so in the article.

They are just..really..brave....

 

[Macgyvercas]

Well, it's only 7:40AM here in East Coast America, so we shall see. Not holding my breath for it though.

As Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) once said: "I think the surest sign of intelligent life out in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us" (He was looking at a pile of litter in the woods when he said that).

 

[Irridium]

Well its 7:45AM here, so we'll see how things play out.

Well, it's only 7:40AM here in East Coast America, so we shall see. Not holding my breath for it though.

As Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) once said: "I think the surest sign of intelligent life out in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us" (He was looking at a pile of litter in the woods when he said that).

Also this.

I <3 Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[El Poncho]

a) No.

b) Yes, it would be handy.

c) Nope, I just woke up.

e) My brother offered to go get me a roll and bacon from the shop!

f) No.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

wtf stupid human we are like right above you now...jeez

do you know how much it fucking costs to get here and you dont even look!!

what in the name of xzeeblod were you doing

... and where the hell were you at the extraterrestrial affairs meeting! you can't just make contact with the cattle um...i mean intelligent and free-thinking citizens of the human race like this! there are guidelines,protocols,precautiouns for this sort of thing!

Look we went through this, either you pay for our transportation or we dont come

besides it was my xanderlings eight milinea.....surley you of all people understand that

Why would i pay for you to come save the earth from global warming, i already told you guys, it's a myth designed to keep the earth distracted from the whole 2012 buisness and to keep my electricity bills down.

Typical transcendors, changing the subject. You need to give the governing body of a planet (me) 2 weeks notice before you charge in, making direct contact with humans and on THE INTERNET! do you know how much paperwork i'll be going through to get all the friggin' mind wipes sorted before half the bloody world knows what really goes on in darkened rooms of government buildings. *sigh* so. what is xzeeblod getting up to these days?.

 

[MattRooney06]

wtf stupid human we are like right above you now...jeez

do you know how much it fucking costs to get here and you dont even look!!

what in the name of xzeeblod were you doing

... and where the hell were you at the extraterrestrial affairs meeting! you can't just make contact with the cattle um...i mean intelligent and free-thinking citizens of the human race like this! there are guidelines,protocols,precautiouns for this sort of thing!

Look we went through this, either you pay for our transportation or we dont come

besides it was my xanderlings eight milinea.....surley you of all people understand that

Why would i pay for you to come save the earth from global warming, i already told you guys, it's a myth designed to keep the earth distracted from the whole 2012 buisness and to keep my electricity bills down.

Typical transcendors, changing the subject. You need to give the governing body of a planet (me) 2 weeks notice before you charge in, making direct contact with humans and on THE INTERNET! do you know how much paperwork i'll be going through to get all the friggin' mind wipes sorted before half the bloody world knows what really goes on in darkened rooms of government buildings. *sigh* so. what is xzeeblod getting up to these days?.

BECAUSE IT COSTS!!!!!

Xzeeblod is good man...its nice to live in a world where health care is free and there are no taxes...you humans have it rough slar slar slar

 

[Polaris19]

Seriously? I'm going back to making my poptarts...I just wasted 3 minutes of my day...

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

wtf stupid human we are like right above you now...jeez

do you know how much it fucking costs to get here and you dont even look!!

what in the name of xzeeblod were you doing

... and where the hell were you at the extraterrestrial affairs meeting! you can't just make contact with the cattle um...i mean intelligent and free-thinking citizens of the human race like this! there are guidelines,protocols,precautiouns for this sort of thing!

Look we went through this, either you pay for our transportation or we dont come

besides it was my xanderlings eight milinea.....surley you of all people understand that

Why would i pay for you to come save the earth from global warming, i already told you guys, it's a myth designed to keep the earth distracted from the whole 2012 buisness and to keep my electricity bills down.

Typical transcendors, changing the subject. You need to give the governing body of a planet (me) 2 weeks notice before you charge in, making direct contact with humans and on THE INTERNET! do you know how much paperwork i'll be going through to get all the friggin' mind wipes sorted before half the bloody world knows what really goes on in darkened rooms of government buildings. *sigh* so. what is xzeeblod getting up to these days?.

BECAUSE IT COSTS!!!!!

Xzeeblod is good man...its nice to live in a world where health care is free and there are no taxes...you humans have it rough slar slar slar

Oh matt, do you have a firing squad threatning your family as you type that, i've been hearing that xzeeblod's been quite the little hitler lately.

And i don't pay taxes, I get paid taxes and i invented healthcare to preserve the slaves of the future. I'm the Immortal puppeteer of all the world's governments goddamnit!

 

[smithy_2045]

They've already missed New Zealand.

 

[acosn]

Astronomers already have good faith that there's intelligent life in the universe. It's sheer probability that there'd be planets with proper resource, in the proper position orbiting around sufficiently luminous stars to produce life on them, similar to how ours works.


Still, this is rather.....quarter baked? I'd love to know what they're smoking.

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

*looks out the window*

Nope.....I see nothing

 

[MattRooney06]

wtf stupid human we are like right above you now...jeez

do you know how much it fucking costs to get here and you dont even look!!

what in the name of xzeeblod were you doing

... and where the hell were you at the extraterrestrial affairs meeting! you can't just make contact with the cattle um...i mean intelligent and free-thinking citizens of the human race like this! there are guidelines,protocols,precautiouns for this sort of thing!

Look we went through this, either you pay for our transportation or we dont come

besides it was my xanderlings eight milinea.....surley you of all people understand that

Why would i pay for you to come save the earth from global warming, i already told you guys, it's a myth designed to keep the earth distracted from the whole 2012 buisness and to keep my electricity bills down.

Typical transcendors, changing the subject. You need to give the governing body of a planet (me) 2 weeks notice before you charge in, making direct contact with humans and on THE INTERNET! do you know how much paperwork i'll be going through to get all the friggin' mind wipes sorted before half the bloody world knows what really goes on in darkened rooms of government buildings. *sigh* so. what is xzeeblod getting up to these days?.

BECAUSE IT COSTS!!!!!

Xzeeblod is good man...its nice to live in a world where health care is free and there are no taxes...you humans have it rough slar slar slar

Oh matt, do you have a firing squad threatning your family as you type that, i've been hearing that xzeeblod's been quite the little hitler lately.

And i don't pay taxes, I get paid taxes and i invented healthcare to preserve the slaves of the future. I'm the Immortal puppeteer of all the world's governments goddamnit!

slur slur slur, oh you joker (help us, he has poisend the water!)

me and you arnt to different

 

[DeepComet5581]

wtf stupid human we are like right above you now...jeez

do you know how much it fucking costs to get here and you dont even look!!

what in the name of xzeeblod were you doing

Imagine what would happen if you all came down and watched Star Trek.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

They've already missed New Zealand.

well 2 more hours left for them here in the land up and a bit to the left

 

[yankeefan19]

So they're worried about communication causing panic, but spaceships flying over us won't?

 

[Voodoomancer]

And of course the aliens choose to communicate through a book written by some guy (which you have to buy), and ominously going "whooosh" in the sky, instead of, say, going to the News?

 

[TilMorrow]

a)no
b)no
C)yes
d)no
e)definitely yes

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

wtf stupid human we are like right above you now...jeez

do you know how much it fucking costs to get here and you dont even look!!

what in the name of xzeeblod were you doing

... and where the hell were you at the extraterrestrial affairs meeting! you can't just make contact with the cattle um...i mean intelligent and free-thinking citizens of the human race like this! there are guidelines,protocols,precautiouns for this sort of thing!

Look we went through this, either you pay for our transportation or we dont come

besides it was my xanderlings eight milinea.....surley you of all people understand that

Why would i pay for you to come save the earth from global warming, i already told you guys, it's a myth designed to keep the earth distracted from the whole 2012 buisness and to keep my electricity bills down.

Typical transcendors, changing the subject. You need to give the governing body of a planet (me) 2 weeks notice before you charge in, making direct contact with humans and on THE INTERNET! do you know how much paperwork i'll be going through to get all the friggin' mind wipes sorted before half the bloody world knows what really goes on in darkened rooms of government buildings. *sigh* so. what is xzeeblod getting up to these days?.

BECAUSE IT COSTS!!!!!

Xzeeblod is good man...its nice to live in a world where health care is free and there are no taxes...you humans have it rough slar slar slar

Oh matt, do you have a firing squad threatning your family as you type that, i've been hearing that xzeeblod's been quite the little hitler lately.

And i don't pay taxes, I get paid taxes and i invented healthcare to preserve the slaves of the future. I'm the Immortal puppeteer of all the world's governments goddamnit!

slur slur slur, oh you joker (help us, he has poisend the water!)

me and you arnt to different

Maybe when I get the whole Reptillazoid (glorious is he) returning from the abyss thing finished up i can ask him to send over the flying cyborg-crocodile army over to his place and kick his ass for ya.

 

[Tetranitrophenol]

This gives me something to look forward today...