Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[KissofKetchup]

Now I sit here broken hearted,
Came to shit but only farted.

Poetry at its best

 

[Furious Styles]

"I can shit and write at the same time, aren't I special?"

That's about as good as I've ever seen, i tend to avoid public toilets.

 

[monstersquad]

I don't get many messages - I don't use many public restrooms - but one that has always stayed with me, taking up an entire cubicle wall, was a large and all too detailed phallus. What gets me is not the wall-crawling willy, but instead that someone looked down at his glory and though, "Christ, someone ought to document this majesty... wait a minute! That someone must be me!" and proceeded to dedicate his afternoon to an incredible self-portrait.

Drawn is one thing, but I've also seen a veritable forest of penises, some of which were engraved in the mall bathroom near where I live.

 

[Flaming Narwhal]

That, "beware of limbodancers" one was pretty funny if you watch Futurama. I've seen a few of the poems other people have mentioned, but aside from that it's mostly been phallus and swastika drawings.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to find a marker and a public bathroom.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

I think the best one I've seen was when someone wrote a Shakespeare quote on the wall, and afterwards there was a long conversation discussing it. That made me laugh, since I didn't expect it in a pub toilet.

 

[Wyes]

My favourite one at my uni is in one of the stalls, someone's scrawled above the toilet paper dispenser "Pull here for an Arts Degree".
There've been a few other little gems (heh heh), but nothing too memorable.

 

[Stealth1995]

Uni's seem to be the best source of bathroom wall humour/poetry/discussion

During a day trip to a university I spent time reading a heated debate on global warming (pun intended, albeit a bad one) on the toilet door. It started as "Global warming is bulls**t", then was followed by around 6 peoples worth of discussion. It was odd to read something so interesting in a toilet, but I guess that's cause I (like most people) am used to seeing tags and genitalia. My English teacher (a very old lady) once told us that some of the best poetry she'd ever seen was on the back of the toilet door at her uni.

 

[tharglet]

I saw this argument once in a unisex toilet

Only public toilet I visit regularly is unisex... which is why some of the gay comments confused me at first lol.
Both the places I've worked at since uni have had unisex toilet, lol.

Can't remember any graffiti myself, but there's some good ones in this thread lol

 

[meticadpa]

When I was in Glasgow, I was taking a piss in the urinals, and on the tiles above them, in foot-high letters, there was the word "CUNTYBAWS"

I pissed myself when I saw that (which is convenient considering I already had my penis out and pointed at a urinal).

 

[KiKiweaky]

Saw a great one today actually, had a presentation so was a bit nervous walked into the mens to take a leak before I had my ass handed to me by a pair of lecturers for half an hour.

Standing there going 'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit' I couldnt help notice writing behind the toilet, pretty high up on the wall which read "Why are you looking up here? The jokes in your hand" made me lol for a bit I must say ^_^

 

[k-ossuburb]

"There once was a man from the coast
Who received the afternoon post.
He opened a parcel.
Containing the arsehole.
And the balls of his grandfather's ghost!"

"Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode"

"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

That's only half of it.

"Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants"

 

[Aardvark Soup]

"Whoever reads this is a pickle filled with washing powder."

Yeah...