Batman: Awesome or A Joke

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Iwana Humpalot

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Hmph, Batman is awesomest superhero (since Rorschach) compared to those other SUPERheroes with their magical made-up abilities. Batman has no super powers which makes him the coolest in my book. "Oh look i come from another planet and have only one weakness bla, blah, blah"-bullshit is just lame.
 

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Batman is a very interesting and complex character.

Your friend is confusing powerful with Awesome. The Beyonder was the most powerful character that I can think of, and unspeakably lame.

Batman's humanity is what makes him worth reading.

 

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suitepee7 said:
part of the awesomeness of batman is that it is all realistic to a degree! the fact that he is just a man makes him so much more awesome than somebody with powers.

to put this into perspective, who do you think is more awesome, a homeless man who gives 50% of his earnings every day to charity, or a billionaire who gives 2% of his fortune to charity?
The homeless man is more generous, as he gives larger portions of his money to charity, despite desperately needing it. To the billionaire, the money he donates is nothing.

One out of one is a more generous gift than ten out of thousands.

OT: In many of the crossovers between Superman and Batman, you see them both fighting the same enemies, and Batman commonly saving Superman, along with other superpowered people.
 

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Not a Batman fan, he's conceited, and DC make him waaaay too strong for how he should be.
 

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commodore96 said:
I LOVE BATMAN, but my friend and I recently got into an argument about how awesome he really is. I believe that he is amazing because he beats the crap out of villains, and he doesn't have any super powers. My friend states that he is a crappy hero because he doesn't have super powers, and his main villains are just lunatics with guns (Penguin, Two-Face, Joker, Thorne etc.). My question to you escapist is what do you think of Batman? Do you think he is an awesome crime fighter, or a little girl that who would never be able to take down a villain of Superman or the X-Men?

You my friend, are correct, Batman fits into a certain category of heroes that fight more street level baddies, in my opinion the Joker is one of the few villains who can actually scare the living crap out of me. Batman is better then other heroes like Superman (not that there's anything wrong with Superman, he can kick some major ass too) because he doesn't have powers he puts his life in actual danger, a single bullet is absolutely nothing to Superman, but could kill Batman in an instant. I advised you the next time your at a good bookstore to pick up a copy of The Dark Knight Returns or Batman; Hush vol 1. both are prime examples of which Batman beats the Man of Steel.
 

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Spot1990 said:
GL can synthesize green kryptonite radiation.

Captain Marvel can just straight up go toe to toe with the guy. In fact any magic user in a one on one fight could theoretically kill Supes.

I'm not saying any of them ever wiil because they're not as popular as Bats or Supes. Logically a lot of people can kill Supes but because it's a made up world what the writer says goes. Just based on what each character can do their powers trump Supes' (and Bats'). But Supes and Bats are two of the greatest examples of Mary Sues in the DC Universe.
I'm aware of that but I'm answering per context of the question and not just listing the many who could.

My question to you escapist is what do you think of Batman? Do you think he is an awesome crime fighter, or a little girl that who would never be able to take down a villain of Superman or the X-Men?
 

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commodore96 said:
I LOVE BATMAN, but my friend and I recently got into an argument about how awesome he really is. I believe that he is amazing because he beats the crap out of villains, and he doesn't have any super powers. My friend states that he is a crappy hero because he doesn't have super powers, and his main villains are just lunatics with guns (Penguin, Two-Face, Joker, Thorne etc.). My question to you escapist is what do you think of Batman? Do you think he is an awesome crime fighter, or a little girl that who would never be able to take down a villain of Superman or the X-Men?

Well, I think it's kind of ridiculous to say that Batman doesn't have any super powers, the arguement has always struck me as being ridiculous. The guy is a massively talented super scientist and gizmoteer. Batman being a super hero is not any worse than Lex Luthor being a super villain. Indeed they have some fairly similar overlap in abillities, the big differance being that Batman uses his gadgets to fight crime, Lex uses them to commit crime. Lex has been winning rounds against Superman for decades now, sometimes even beating him and having tolet him go, or Superman needing to be saved by another character. It's not all that ridiculous for Batman to ultimatly do the same thing with his own gadgets.

I think the problem with Batman has increasingly been attempts to make the character more realistic, through things like the "Nolanverse". This has even been dripping into the comics for a while. Batman has been operating with increasing levels of support, and doing a lot less of his own science and gizmoteering. I always considered the insanity of Batman having the amount of time to master everything he has, keep it all in tip top shape, and do all this engineering to be part of what made him super (it being just as ridiculous in it's own way as Superman's powers). Honestly the more they "dial back" Batman, the lessof a super hero he becomes, and the less plausible it is for him to successfully confront superhuman opponents.

One thing that also needs to be considered is that Batman's enemies are ALSO supposed to be a bunch of gadgeteers. The Penguin for example quintessentially builds absolutly ridiculous and physics defying things into his Umbrellas, and ALWAYS seems to have another one, just like how Batman has anything the plot requires in his Utility belt. The Joker isn't just a crazy guy with a gun, as he's increasingly presented as, but he's also another super-science guy who builds robot duplicates, clown themed weapons, robots and everything else.

You can't even argue that he fights enemies with just physical skills "and a few gizmos" because the more crazy the opponent, the more crazy the weapons he uses. Just like Lex, when it comes to heavy combat, Batman usually goes and breaks out the Powered Armor. He doesn't use it constantly but accross the comics, animations, and other media he's done this a lot more than people usually want to think about.

I think it's fair to say that Batman is very much a "science hero". His power is that he's smarter than any real person could ever be, rather than having any kind of overt physical power.

As far as Batman going up against the X-men (despite being from differant companies), there have been PLENTY of tech guys who have fought them with amazing degrees of success using gadgets. Heck, while it was an "Elseworlds" type story, think of "Kingdom Come" and how Batman started patrolling Gotham with an army of robots when he got too old to reliably do
it himself. He had enough powerful Robots that could fight superhumans where Lex wanted him as an ally. This kind of thing has always been within his capabilities, it's just that it takes very specific storylins to bring it out (and he can't do it within the shared DC continuity without causing problems with other titles). Simply put if "The Sentinals" and "The Right" were huge threats to the X-men and all of mutant-kind, Batman is going to be the same way. Heck, I'll be blunt, I'd much rather fight Cameron Hodge and his resources than Batman and his potential resources. Especially seeing as when you get to Hodge he's generally just some guy, when you get to Batman it's going to be like fighting Iron Man. Of course Hodge did have a moment like that himself, back during "X-tinction Agenda" his severed head had been re-animated and made immortal by Mephisto and he had it attached to a super-robot body that proceeded to trash a small army of X-men before eventually being brought down.
 

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It's more clever because super-powered heroes generally do this:

Not that we don't love them for that ^^
But honestly, Batman is the only comic I've really read properly and therefore I've got more than a soft spot for him :p
 

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I think Batman is overrated. Yes he is prepared to take down any other superhero but that doesn't mean hes the only one. Green Lantern, for example, has the entire Corp backing him up including the Guardians. One of them would be able to figure out how to beat Superman. Hell, Sodam Yat, the current Ion, has most of the same powers as Superman plus a ring. I wouldn't be surprised if Green Arrow had a Kryptonite arrow or two laying around just in case.

Thats not to say Batman isn't great, all I'm saying is he isn't necessarily going to be the winner if it came to a hero free for all.

Daverson said:
When you write it down, it looks terrible. But it works in practice, and that's all that really matters, isn't it?

Superpowers seem like an issue to me, especially if it's someone like superman, who's power originate from (and I'm probably getting this wrong, I don't read comics, so feel free to correct me) him being an alien and something about the sun being yellow, (wait, isn't the Green Laterns weakness the colour yellow? The sun's yellow, so how come he can go out in daylight?), or the x-men, who're mutants, it's an easy way to make a hero quick, but it makes heroic qualities seem like something that some people are just born with, rather than something everyone has, and they need to apply themselves to unlock.

Same goes for Villains too, if you're into that sort of thing. I mean, sure, the interstellar alien stargod who devours planets is a good villian, but he's not really bettering himself, is he? The Joker had to work to become the criminal mastermind he is. If he blows up the planet, that's an achievement.
Just a side note, Green Lantern can't directly effect anything yellow. He can manipulate it as long as he isn't doing it directly. For example he can cause the water in the air to expand and shatter a yellow brick wall. Furthermore, Post-Paralax the weakness to yellow has been overcome. It only becomes a weakness if the Green Lantern in question is afraid of it.
 

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bdcjacko said:
I agree with Yathzee, Batman is boring.
And by boring do you mean the Arkham Asylum review where he said, "Like everyone on the internet, I LOVE BATMAN."

Just wanted to clear that bit of nonsense up.
 

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The fact that he doesn't have any super powers is one of the main reasons why i love Batman.

A person that can do everything forever without much effort is boring. A person who can accomplish a whole lot with effort is exciting.

Most powerful? I doubt it. Most badass? I think yes.
 

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Laxman9292 said:
bdcjacko said:
I agree with Yathzee, Batman is boring.
And by boring do you mean the Arkham Asylum review where he said, "Like everyone on the internet, I LOVE BATMAN."

Just wanted to clear that bit of nonsense up.
Yes, and if you took the time to read this, I also mentioned I love batman as well. But there is a certain hatred of him. As others have stated in this very thread, the fact that batman always wins, always has what he needs, and can always get people to do what he needs them to do really grinds my gears.
 

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Batman is an awesome crime fighter. He doesn't have what one would consider superpowers, so he is forced to use stealth, cunning, and his general craziness that allows to get inside his enemy's head to defeat them.

He also has contingency plans for defeating every member of the Justice League. They actually freaked out and kicked him out of the group when they found out.

He's also the only character in the Main DC universe that I would consider to be on par with the Marvel heroes, which I think are far more interesting then DC's offerings. This doesn't include Vertigo etc., as they do have interesting comics.
 

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commodore96 said:
I LOVE BATMAN, but my friend and I recently got into an argument about how awesome he really is. I believe that he is amazing because he beats the crap out of villains, and he doesn't have any super powers. My friend states that he is a crappy hero because he doesn't have super powers, and his main villains are just lunatics with guns (Penguin, Two-Face, Joker, Thorne etc.). My question to you escapist is what do you think of Batman? Do you think he is an awesome crime fighter, or a little girl that who would never be able to take down a villain of Superman or the X-Men?
Your friend seems to have a very underdeveloped idea of what makes a great character. If the protagonist is a jackass or a two-dimensional character, who really cares what his superpowers are? "Just lunatics with guns..." the Joker is an anarchist who tests everyone he encounters. He tries to bring good people to do very bad things in order to justify his own view of the world. He doesn't want money or power. He just wants to see it all end. That's a badass villain. I could care less if he can fly. In fact, in the Batman universe I don't really care much for super-powered villains. Batman is the only superhero (except for Kick-Ass) that could ever be considered realistic fiction, or anything approaching it anyway. Adding dragons and laser beam eyes would simply ruin it.

I find Superman very boring for much the same reason. What do we know about Superman? That he's a really really really good guy? That he loves Lois? What about his flaws? He feels bad when he can't save everyone, really? That's it? Not to knock the Supes fans out there, and I will be seeing the Snyder film, but I don't find Superman compelling because he can fly and freeze things with his breath. Superpowers alone = snore...

X-men is my favorite comic franchise (especially the 80's-90's storylines), and there are some incredibly creative, well thought out superpowers there. I find that it works best for two reasons: the powers tend to reflect the personality of the hero, and the powers are given less focus than the personality of the hero. The X-men are usually as dark as their villains. They are deeply flawed characters, and that's what truly makes them interesting. Here's hoping they didn't screw the prequel/reboot up too much!
 

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bdcjacko said:
Laxman9292 said:
bdcjacko said:
I agree with Yathzee, Batman is boring.
And by boring do you mean the Arkham Asylum review where he said, "Like everyone on the internet, I LOVE BATMAN."

Just wanted to clear that bit of nonsense up.
Yes, and if you took the time to read this, I also mentioned I love batman as well. But there is a certain hatred of him. As others have stated in this very thread, the fact that batman always wins, always has what he needs, and can always get people to do what he needs them to do really grinds my gears.
Mehhhh, I see where you're coming from but it doesn't bother me nearly as much as heroes like Supes who start off as being nearly invincible so that the writers have to say "Oh shit, he needs a weakness... How about we make radiated pieces of his planet weaken him, and give them to everyone and their mother." Shit by now so much kryptonite has passed through the comics that they could probably build a few new Kryptons with it.

And that, is bad writing. Not just bad, some of the worst. And also why Superman will always be my least favorite superhero, tied with GL; cause again who can fight will power? "Oh shit, we did it again! How about we make him weak to yellow and wood?" They retconned it pretty well with paralax but it still is a bad concept for a hero to start off being invincible and make up weaknesses on the fly.

That's why I like Batman so much, being human you know what you're getting into, he can't take the punishment Supes can, so you know that every battle isn't a toe-to-toe brawl. He has to be smarter, and quicker to win; rather than relying on him being an alien and making sure no one throws a magic rock at him.
 

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He's a hero who deals with ordinary enemies that's what's awesome. If he get's stabbed he could die and yet he still goes out and takes on crazy people.
 

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Wonder Woman has got it right tbh. All of the men in the justice league and who does she choose? Bats :p

There is a recent movie where he threatens Darkseid after hes cracked the ordinance codes and rigged the entire planet to blow and Superman is just standing there punching shit. Two guesses who he caves to...

Brain power is a truly awesome superpower, just ask Agatha Heterodyne. There is a reason why he works so well with Superman. They are practically unbeatable together.

(The whole wearing you undies outside your pants thing can be mostly excused when the rest of the awesome is involved)
 

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Jodah said:
I think Batman is overrated. Yes he is prepared to take down any other superhero but that doesn't mean hes the only one. Green Lantern, for example, has the entire Corp backing him up including the Guardians. One of them would be able to figure out how to beat Superman. Hell, Sodam Yat, the current Ion, has most of the same powers as Superman plus a ring.
Except that Sodam Yat got pretty much schooled when he went up against Superboy/man-Prime in the Sinestro Corps War, as well as how Superboy-Prime took out multiple GL's in Infinite Crisis (although the "Thin Green Line" was pretty awesome). A rogue Superman with immunity to Kryptonite is one the universe ought to fear.

As for Batman, he's pretty cool. Sure, most of the time he can act like he's a clairvoyant, especially with the whole Final Crisis scenario, but he's just a man - see how he operates in the JLA as an example of how he fits.