being followed/hunted
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Pay no attention to it. It definatly isn't spying on you or anything. Yep, just some random bird or something.
Damn, I told that bird to stay out of sight...
Damn, I told that bird to stay out of sight...
In viking mythology ravens are actually valkyires in disguies. Its here to take you to the after life.
... Wouldn't the third thing be C since you said A and B first?steampunk42 said:
OT: It's a messenger from the underworld. Don't disturb it unless you want to spend eternity suffering as Satan's sex slave.
Or maybe it's just a normal black bird that wants to be your friend.
Try throwing things at it.
Or spazzing the hell out.
i would XD having a bird sidekick would be kickass.
Keep the bird as a pet, teach it the ways of humanity, and when it is wise, as Ravens are so know for, send it back, to teach the other crows what it has learned, and then, they shall advance with the knowledge you have bestowed apon them, and when they discover how to build complex structures, both as buildings and as a primitive form of hierarchy, they will praise you as god, and that raven, that you first gave the knowledge to, will forever be know as 'His Imperial Majesty, Commander of the Faithful and the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe.'
Sounds like Satan is watching you. There is only one course of action... shoot it with a BB gun. Or just wait for it to leave...
but seriously dont shoot the bird it will go away eventually
you are probably fine unless it starts talking to you then congratulations you have just proved that evil spirits exist
but seriously dont shoot the bird it will go away eventually
you are probably fine unless it starts talking to you then congratulations you have just proved that evil spirits exist
unless there is a battle going on nearby then I doubt that it is a ValkyrieIcoveredwars said:
Love this. that made me laugh fora serious ten minutes and still makes me smile just looking at it. Thank you, that is just what my day needed.AccursedTheory said:
Oka, so yeah, I would say its one of a few things, but really none of them are completely reasonable.
1) As was stated before, you're damned. If its a raven or a crow, feel free to shit yourself now, we'll forgive you.
2) Someone trained this bird to follow you to screw with you. Dont ask me how or why.
3) you have something that interests this bird. Perhaps something you wear/use. Shiny objects or smells can attract birds.
4) this bird is your animalian soul mate. Embrace it, be friend it.
5) (looking at it from the more Native American Spiritual perspective). This is your guiding spirit and protector. It embodies your soul and conscious, reflecting who you are. Fear not of it, but embrace the presence and try to achieve oneness with it.
Honestly, the fifth option is the one that I woul go with, because it happened to me. For the longest time I had a fox stalking me when I went anyhwere where it could go, and it would always be with a few tens of yards. Once it followed me through town. Then it died, but my mom always told me that it was my guiding spirit, and one day I'll meet another embodiment of it. The strange thing is, I believed her, because one day it actually saved me. It was always quiet and I wasnt paying attention so I was about to cross the street and a car was speeding down, going ot run the red light, and it barked. It shocked me that it barked at me (yes, foxes bark), and stopped me, which kept me from walking in front of the car.
You have dreadlocks, which makes it look like You've got worms in your hair. The bird wants them.Aby_Z said:
If this is so, make sure that bird doesnt die, or you die.theonlyblaze2 said:
Because when all reason fails, there is only Magic and God.sidecord said:
Simple Solution. Buy a slingshot. an ice-cream container helmet and go to WAR with this feathered wraith.
Or, I dunno, ignore it, I guess?
Or, I dunno, ignore it, I guess?
^AgreedJodah said:
Ammendment to my solution.
Cover the ice cream container with crucifixes and dip all ammunition in Holy Water.
