Best bit of advise someone has given you

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

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[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

always pull out

 

[US Crash Fire]

dont be an idiot

 

[sky14kemea]

dont ride your bike on the road

XD

 

[Neonbob]

If you can learn to laugh at anything, life won't suck so bad.

 

[Fingerprint]

"Give up"

Oh, wait...

"Dont give up"

Damn, gotta go...

 

[Oopsie]

Think for yourself.

 

[Flushfacker]

Even fools can be right sometimes.

 

[Anachronism]

Always put text in the OP, otherwise people will mock you for it.

 

[traceur_]

always pull out

win

from my dad: get all the qualifications you can to maximise your options for your life.

 

[Lullabye]

go in head first.

 

[Lullabye]

lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it!

 

[Matthicus]

"If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser wins anything." Gotta love my uncle.

 

[Labyrinth]

"People are selfish, ignorant, bitchy and stubborn. A person on their own is often wonderful" was one of the many pearls of wisdom an old friend of mine dropped upon me.

 

[justforthefourth]

"Don't spend time worrying about things you have no control over."

 

[Ago Iterum]

Never shag female friends.

You'll never be able to look at them again.

 

[Grab-bag]

If you are about with bad people, and even if you do nothing wrong, you're still a bad person because thats your image!

 

[SimuLord]

"If a woman thinks your last name isn't good enough for her, don't marry her" - my mom
"If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it" - P.J. O'Rourke
"Nobody ever lay on his deathbed wishing he'd spent more time at the office" - anon

 

[Flushfacker]

Son, no matter how far you travel, or how smart you get, always remember this: Some day, somewhere, a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is never broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that the jack of spades will jump out of this deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet him, for as sure as you do you are going to get an ear full of cider.