Best Chuck Norris Jokes?
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when denied and egg mc muffin at mc donalds because it was 10:35 Chuck Norris roundouse kicked the mcdonalds so hard it became a wendys
on his birthday chuck norris selects 1 lucky baby to be thown into the sun
Chuck norris can devide by zero
on his birthday chuck norris selects 1 lucky baby to be thown into the sun
Chuck norris can devide by zero
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work, and was his stunt double in Transformers
Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work, and was his stunt double in Transformers
Chuck Norris can move faster than the speed of light!
He then used this power to go back in time and kill the dinosaurs.
That done, he decided to try and save JFK, (read previous posts for details).
He then used this power to go back in time and kill the dinosaurs.
That done, he decided to try and save JFK, (read previous posts for details).
chuck norris can rhyme the word month
Chuck Norris Only Calls It Sex If The Girl Survives.
Chuck Norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad.
Chuck Norris Can Make A Snow Man Out Of Rain.
When The Boogie Man Goes To Sleep He Checks His Closet For Chuck Norris.
There Are Only Two Things That Can Cut A Diamond, Other Diamonds And Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Destroyed The Periodic Table Of Elements, Cause The Only Element He Knows Is The Element Of Surprise.
Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird.
Chuck Norris Is The Reason Waldo Hides.
Chuck Norris Can Slam A Revolving Door.
Chuck Norris Doesn't Get FrostBite. He Bites Frost.
Chuck Norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad.
Chuck Norris Can Make A Snow Man Out Of Rain.
When The Boogie Man Goes To Sleep He Checks His Closet For Chuck Norris.
There Are Only Two Things That Can Cut A Diamond, Other Diamonds And Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Destroyed The Periodic Table Of Elements, Cause The Only Element He Knows Is The Element Of Surprise.
Chuck Norris Can Kill Two Stones With One Bird.
Chuck Norris Is The Reason Waldo Hides.
Chuck Norris Can Slam A Revolving Door.
Chuck Norris Doesn't Get FrostBite. He Bites Frost.
Chuck Norris needs a concealed weapon permit in all 50 states to legally wear pants.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
In a fight between Godzilla and King Kong, Chuck Norris wins.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
In a fight between Godzilla and King Kong, Chuck Norris wins.
What's the last thing that went through the minds of all Chuck Norris' victims? His boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't move through time. Time moves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.
Chuck Norris eats rocks, shits scissors and wipes his arse with paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't move through time. Time moves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.
Chuck Norris eats rocks, shits scissors and wipes his arse with paper.
