Best Chuck Norris Jokes?

[Internet Kraken]

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny.

 

[Grimm91]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and when he came back they were just the Islands.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Some people wear superman Pyjamas...

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas.

 

[kogane]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

My personal favorite, that one.

I got a good one:

Chuck Norris was never cool or funny.

You must be his twin brother.

 

[HDID]

This is a bad thread and you are a bad person. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube and poop it out solved.

Period.

 

[johnman]

When chuck norris does press-ups he isnt pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

 

[VeX1le]

Chuck Norris is currently suing Nbc claiming Law and Order are trademarks of his left and right legs

 

[ThreeWords]

If you try to search for Chuck Norris on Google, you will get no results, because Google know that you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you!

 

[Idlemessiah]

Did you know? theres no such thing as a lesbian?

Just a woman who hasn't met Chuck Norris.

(YES 1st post ever is a chuck norris joke. im just too cool *dies*)

 

[kingcat1]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and when he came back they were just the Islands.

best one so far

 

[Skweebl]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Years ago, Chuck Norris swallowed four baby turtles whole, and when he crapped them out, they were six feet tall and had learned karate.

 

[The_Echo]

Chuck Norris found another word for synonym.

Alternate, substitute, alternative, equivalent, euphemism.

I guess I'm Chuck, then?

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection...........there were no survivors.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Chuck Norris is so out of it, he actually thought that his political endorsement counted for something... Oh wait, I didn't make that up.

... that is such a weird picture.

 

[Amsay]

This is a bad thread and you are a bad person.

Go away then.

 

[szs0061]

since 1940,the year of chuck norris' birth, round-house kick related deaths have gone up 100000000 percent
if you see chuck norris chuck noris sees you, if you cant see chuck norris you have 2 seconds to live