Best conspiracy theory.....

[Jesterscup]

There are enough conspiracy theories out there, whats your favourite one? points awarded for being strange, silly, humorous or just downright dumb. points remove for being believable, possible or offensive. You can pick a pre-existing one, or make it up yourself

Oh I could've done a big blurby thing, but jeez people you're cutting into my minecraft time.
( Disclaimer, I don't own a copy of minecraft, I just go to the park and punch trees... )

My favourites:
The gunman on the grassy knoll was JFK, sent back in time to assassinate himself, primarily to ensure the future of poppadoms & vindaloo

Princess Diana was assinated by intaflora ( follow the money )

The bits at the end of your shoelaces are called aglets, their true purpose is sinister ( points if you know where this is from - without cheating)

James caan's real name is james KKKKAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN

 

[Jesterscup]

(The following is not necessarily the 'best' conspiracy theory, but it's very topical right now.)

Did you hear the latest out of North Korea? They're claiming that Obama himself orchestrated the hack on Sony Pictures, as a 'false flag'.

Sorry thats too believable, we all know Obama isa l337 hacker with teh mad skillz ( proper industry terminology that btw ), that film with hugh jackman? Swordfish? that was actually a biopic on Obama, as was war games with Matthew Brodderick..

--EDIT---
I forgot he was BOTH Will Smith AND Jeff Goldblum in independance day too...

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, that there is a shadowy cabal trying to get the US, Canada and Mexico to adopt the same currency. I bet the really evil conspiracy people make fun of them.

Also, that lots of celebrities are hermaphrodites, because that's the normal result of incest, and there is an incestuous breeding program to produce the latest generation of entertainers.

 

[Erttheking]

That the US government puts population control drugs in the water.

It'd be funny if someone in my World Politics class didn't honestly believe it.

 

[Jesterscup]

That the US government puts population control drugs in the water.

It'd be funny if someone in my World Politics class didn't honestly believe it.

yeah but if they did wouldn't they want you to think they didn't?

 

[Zontar]

Aliens. Just, aliens. Ancient, ww2, Roswell or present day, it's always hilarious to see people who actually believe that something like alien contact is 1) something which has happened before, and 2) something the government is capable of covering up.

 

[Ryallen]

The true purpose of aglets is from Justice League Unlimited, when the Question was being interrogated by someone looking for someone else. I think it was the Huntress.

 

[Gospelnut]

The bits at the end of your shoelaces are called aglets, their true purpose is sinister ( points if you know where this is from - without cheating)

The Question is, do you actually know yourself?

(yes I made an account just to reply to this, I am guilty as charged, take me away)

 

[spartan231490]

Truthism.com. The annunaki. There is nothing as funny as the annunaki. So many pages of hilarious. I recommend it with alcohol, just stop drinking if it starts to make sense.

 

[Alcamonic]

That feminist's all intend to take away all the games? Usually gives me a good chuckle.

 

[revjor]

The Phantom Time Hypothesis

 

[Toilet]

Patriarchy, it relies on conjecture about as much as any "Jews Control Everything" Conspiracy Theory.

 

[Euryalus]

Fuck you guys you're all wrong! The best conspiracy theory is that Andrew WK is two people.

 

[Breakdown]

The Flat Earth Society Conspiracy Theory. There's a few different variations on this depending on which Flat Earth theorist you ask but my favourite is this one.

NASA are assuming the Earth is a globe when it's really flat. Due to this misunderstanding and the scientific implications of a flat Earth they have been unable to send anything into orbit, let alone reach the moon. To cover for their failures NASA have instead spent all of their budget on developing the technology needed to fake all space exploration.

 

[Nieroshai]

That feminist's all intend to take away all the games? Usually gives me a good chuckle.

Patriarchy, it relies on conjecture about as much as any "Jews Control Everything" Conspiracy Theory.

I brought you both together to see what happens. Have fun.


My favorite conspiracy is the whole Knights Templar world conquest thing, but the craziest I've heard? That'd have to be that the world is in fact... a torus.

 

[Sampler]

That Santa is taught to children to inoculate them against religion:

They're taught to be good all year round and they will get a reward from some sort of omnipresent being who's watching them constantly; then when they grow up they're told that's bullpoo but if they behave themselves for the rest of their lives they will get a reward from some sort of omnipresent being who's watching them constantly....

And who created this? To lead people astray, easy, just look at the anagram of Santa..

Not my actual favourite crackpot story, but it is seasonal..

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Fuck you guys you're all wrong! The best conspiracy theory is that Andrew WK is two people.

Absolutely. Love that one.

Or the conspiracy theory that Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage are immortals... something something world domination, blah blah illuminati. You know the drill.

 

[Godhead]

Bob Dole is actually leader of the Illuminati. Bob Dole will finally have his revenge on those who made fun of Bob Dole[footnote]Bob Dole[/footnote].

 

[Haerthan]

Gamergate.

'drops mic and leaves'

Edit: So i checked all your replies and seriously? Nobody even thought to mention it? I mean come on. Sure all those things you guys mentioned are funny/true/hilarious/untrue/delusional/ etc, but you gotta admit the amount of projecting done by the GGers is totally on the same level.

 

[Jesterscup]

The true purpose of aglets is from Justice League Unlimited, when the Question was being interrogated by someone looking for someone else. I think it was the Huntress.

Bonus Points!!!
**Rings Bell**

He was captured by checkmate, after confronting Luthor... Huntress was trying to find him...