Blades are only good if you are either able to cut off the zombie head or manage to break through the skull. If they're close, the best melee weapon then is a crowbar. It's got good weight, a sharp end for stabbing into another zombies' eye and it won't get stuck. Also, you can use it to pry open doors or windows for quick escapes.Drake the Dragonheart said:
Best/Favourate Anti-Zombie weapon?
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Gonna say something along the lines of a .50 cal for distance and stopping power, a M16 w/M203 grenade launcher for firepower, or a minigun because.....yeah theres not gonna be much left of them, if i run out of ammo gotta go with katana or battleaxe.
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Why am I so sick of people quoting the Zombie Survival guide?
Problems with blades:
- Contrary to the popular saying "Blades don't need reloading" they, in effect, do. You must remove the blade from a stabbed zombie, keep it sharp and clean it regularly.
- You have to stand next to a zombie to harm them.
- Shaolin spades are very rare, and require training to use.
- Nick yourself with a bloodied weapon and you become a zombie.
Problems with .22 weapons:
- No stopping power whatsoever.
- Under 100m range.
- Poor ballistic performance.
Problems with blades:
- Contrary to the popular saying "Blades don't need reloading" they, in effect, do. You must remove the blade from a stabbed zombie, keep it sharp and clean it regularly.
- You have to stand next to a zombie to harm them.
- Shaolin spades are very rare, and require training to use.
- Nick yourself with a bloodied weapon and you become a zombie.
Problems with .22 weapons:
- No stopping power whatsoever.
- Under 100m range.
- Poor ballistic performance.
Two words: Napalm Launcher.
If you haven't played Blood, and I mean the original Blood, then let me briefly explain its operation.
Step 1: Fill it up with a few cans of gasoline. Don't ask how it converts gasoline into napalm, because that's just one of those things that no-one will ever know.
Step 2: Point it at one or more zombies. Do this before the zombies come within, say, ten feet of you. Twenty if you really like your eyebrows the way they are.
Step 3: Pull the trigger. Enjoy the satisfying sound as a pretty fireball bursts from the muzzle and streaks towards its target.
Step 4: (optional) Laugh maniacally as the fireball explodes, lighting the unfortunate zombie(s) on fire and catapulting their screaming undead carcass a goodly distance in the opposite direction, where they finally hit the ground and go splattery-squish in a shower of giblets.
Beat that...
If you haven't played Blood, and I mean the original Blood, then let me briefly explain its operation.
Step 1: Fill it up with a few cans of gasoline. Don't ask how it converts gasoline into napalm, because that's just one of those things that no-one will ever know.
Step 2: Point it at one or more zombies. Do this before the zombies come within, say, ten feet of you. Twenty if you really like your eyebrows the way they are.
Step 3: Pull the trigger. Enjoy the satisfying sound as a pretty fireball bursts from the muzzle and streaks towards its target.
Step 4: (optional) Laugh maniacally as the fireball explodes, lighting the unfortunate zombie(s) on fire and catapulting their screaming undead carcass a goodly distance in the opposite direction, where they finally hit the ground and go splattery-squish in a shower of giblets.
Beat that...
I have a squad of ninja monkeys that will quash the zombie threat before it breaks out. So none of you have to have this conversation ever again. EVER!!
My avatar wonders where you got these Ninja Monkeys, because his people were recently captured...kingbonobo said:
Chainsaw Arm.
If it's good enough for Bruce Campbell, then it's good enough for me. However, if a Chainsaw is unavailable, and I still have both my hands, I'll go with a lawn mower. Why? Watch Braindead/Dead Alive to find out.
If it's good enough for Bruce Campbell, then it's good enough for me. However, if a Chainsaw is unavailable, and I still have both my hands, I'll go with a lawn mower. Why? Watch Braindead/Dead Alive to find out.
Ninja monkeys born in tribe, however for fifty five euros you may hire a squad of three for one hit. 65 euros gets you a concubine for the night too.RagnorakTres said:
Id take a shotgun with a chainsaw attached, a sword, an assault rifle on a back clip, dual pistols on my sides, and a smaller pair of machine guns below the assault rifle. Then I would hijack a real street sweeper and mop up the infection! I would also find Dark Crusader, Trivun, and Kukul. Then we would lock up Kukul and use him like a pipebomb without the explosion to get any zombies off our backs once we get stuck. Go general hatred of people who don't use forums correctly!
