Best Game Quote

[Archereus]

metal gear 1

theres nothing like the smell of gunpowder in the morning

metal gear 1

snakes dont belong in alaska

duke nukem

time flies when your kicking ass

duke nukem

theres nothing better then the smell of pork in the morning

you know what duke nukem has the bets quotes ever

 

[MStrauss]

Shit how could've forgotten - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sh_VuxYqBY TIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[s-l-u-g]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum

"I'm gonna rip of your head and shit down your neck!" - The duke.

 

[OmegaTalon]

Fable 2: You are now famous enough to use the "Kiss My Arse" expression

not exactly a plot wise quote, but I still found it hilarious.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Any of the lines your character said in Saint's Row 1. All 4 of them.

 

[Fraught]

Dante: Damn it! You guys totally wrecked my shop and I haven't even named it yet!

It's from Devil May Cry 3.

I don't know why, but I love that sentence.

 

[DND Judgement]

"CHEESE for everyone... actually cheese for no-one which can be just as much fun if you don't like cheese..."
Sheogorath shivering isles(oblivion)

come on it was fucking awesome how he just said it randomly

or maybe
"if you don't make it there in time i will personally weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bairings" i can't remember it exactly but it's from metal arms glitch in the system...

 

[Slayer_2]

Are you a man, or a slave? - BioShock

 

[McMesser]

Best one in any game i have played so far

"USELESS WANKER" Gaz CoD4

 

[Fraught]

Best one in any game i have played so far

"USELESS WANKER" Gaz CoD4

Oh yeah, that reminds me of another line I love.

Team Fortress 2's Sniper - Thanks for standing still, wanker.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Psychonauts

Raz: What happened to all the squirrels?
Dogen: They...They...lied...and...then...then they left.

 

[Iceman23]

"So I ask you my friend, if your life was prize; would you kill the innocent? Would you sacrfice your humanity? We all make choices, but in the end... our choices make us."
-Andrew Ryan, The Bioshock Trailer.

 

[zachatree]

Psychonauts

Raz: What happened to all the squirrels?
Dogen: They...They...lied...and...then...then they left.

Razputin: Hey, is that milk regular kind, or the exploding dream kind?
The Milkman: It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

hell any Psychonauts quote, Tim Schafer is a great writer.

 

[zachatree]

...Wake up Mr.Freeman, wake up and, smell the ashes...
--- G-MAN,Half-Life 2 opening sequence

I believe that should win as most bone chilling quote

 

[Simalacrum]

Portal (not exact copy of quote):

GLaDOS: "congractulations you *subject name here* must be the pride of *subject hometown here*"
XD


Team Fortress 2, "Heavy" class trailer:

"people think they can out-smart me... maybe... maybe...
i have yet to meet one that can out-smart bullet."
XD XD XD

 

[poopdog]

a man builds, a paracite asks "need a dispenser here!"
-mixed sorces

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Tremble before the almighty quote that is-

Chicken chaser?
Do you chase chickens?