Best Game Quote
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"im going to kill you both. then im going to drain your blood. take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and raindeers and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit i want for christmas."
METAL GEAR!!!! - You can just guess!
Anything from Max Payne.
You'd point a gun at your own brother! - Luquid Snake.
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable - GAZ - COD4.
Would you kindly - Frank Fontaine - Atlas - BIOSHOCK.
Anything from Max Payne.
You'd point a gun at your own brother! - Luquid Snake.
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable - GAZ - COD4.
Would you kindly - Frank Fontaine - Atlas - BIOSHOCK.
"You and I enter the casino here, once we're in we have to distract this security guard- I was thinking you could catch me cheating- anyway, while the guard's concerned with throwing me out, Gat'll sneak in through this security door - don't worry, I already got today's pass-code from the blackjack dealer Shaundi's fucking - now once inside Gat'll have to sneak past the guards and cut the power and when that happens, we only have about 45 seconds before the backup generator turns on, during the blackout-"
"No, no no hold up, man, I like the dream-house you've built up here and everything, but what if we just start here, walk into the casino, and shoot all the motherfuckers that are between us and the money."
"Well, you know-"
"It would be a lot faster."
"And a lot more fun."
And, I'm really surprised I haven't seen this one yet.
"All your base are belong to us!"
"No, no no hold up, man, I like the dream-house you've built up here and everything, but what if we just start here, walk into the casino, and shoot all the motherfuckers that are between us and the money."
"Well, you know-"
"It would be a lot faster."
"And a lot more fun."
And, I'm really surprised I haven't seen this one yet.
"All your base are belong to us!"
Damn you, Liquid Ocelot! Damn you for ripping off Spike Spiegal!L1250 post=9.74871.848872 said:
"Always put yer splosives in yer camp in case yer boyz get all shot up, den you can blow up da udder boyz when dey come fer you!"
"Gee Bozz, you sure iz a smartie."
-Warboss Gorgutz and Henchman.
"Gee Bozz, you sure iz a smartie."
-Warboss Gorgutz and Henchman.
Mass Effect:"Say good night Manwell."
Halo Series:"I need a weapon."
Call of Duty 4:"Not for long they aren't."
Dead Space:"At least I can't hurt anyone if I don't have any limbs...(Sounds of Gunfire and crying then echo from the recording)"
Star Wars Battlefront II:"Most of thought that the only way we'd be leaving...is in a body bag."
Star Wars KOTOR:"Yes, Master?"
Halo Series:"I need a weapon."
Call of Duty 4:"Not for long they aren't."
Dead Space:"At least I can't hurt anyone if I don't have any limbs...(Sounds of Gunfire and crying then echo from the recording)"
Star Wars Battlefront II:"Most of thought that the only way we'd be leaving...is in a body bag."
Star Wars KOTOR:"Yes, Master?"
GOGORON WANTS HIS MOMMY!!!
-Some random troll dude in Fable 2
UooowWahhhhhhhahhhahahahaha Cry some more!!!!
-Heavy in TF2
-Some random troll dude in Fable 2
UooowWahhhhhhhahhhahahahaha Cry some more!!!!
-Heavy in TF2
which just so happens to come from Airplane!, which was one of the funniest movies everWolfMage post=9.74871.852651 said:
"I've got a rocket in my pocket"-Goblin Tinker, Warcraft 3
"Stop kicking me"- Gretchin, Dawn of War
"I've been called by the giant metal hand in the sky"- Paladin, Warcraft 3
"I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER AHAHAHAHAHA"- Goblin Zeppelin, Warcraft 3
G-Man: "Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose..."
-Half-Life
"Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off." -G Man, HL2
"We are trained for espionage - we would be legends, but the records are sealed.
Glory in battle is not our way - think of our heroes, the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!
Our influence stopped the Rachnii, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the Krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren, in the battle today, we will hold the line!"
- Captain Kirrahe, Mass Effect, Prior to the battle of Virmire
Glory in battle is not our way - think of our heroes, the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!
Our influence stopped the Rachnii, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the Krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren, in the battle today, we will hold the line!"
- Captain Kirrahe, Mass Effect, Prior to the battle of Virmire
