Best Game Quote

[Ronmarru]

"What I have shown you is reality, what you remember, that is the illusion."
-Sephiroth

"They're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive they never leave, you never see them go they're always full, no one ever gets on but they're always...[Repeat]"
-Crazy guy talking about the trains at the beginning of Half-life 2.

It's been partially quoted but no one's said the whole thing so...
"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and, shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well let's just say you're hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and, smell the ashes."
-G-man

 

[Mr. Moose]

'HEY! HEY! HEY, LISTEN! HEY! HEY!'
*shot*

 

[FURY_007]

the whole song by GlaDos at the end of Portal

"Hell, It's about time" -Starcraft 2 trailer

Umberto Robina: Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you Cuban. You have proved yourself, man. You got big cojones.
Tommy Vercetti: Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail.
-GTA Vice City

SPESS MEHRENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA! -Commander Boreale, Dawn of War:Soulstorm

Avery Carrington: Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war.
-GTA Vice City

 

[jsouth88]

"whop'deeeeeeee"

The guy who pokes his head in the corner of Mortal Kombat

 

[bottom]

Naked Snake when Ocelot asks his name at the end of MGS3:

Snake: ... Johnnnnn...


hmmm original

also the shoal on Timesplitters 3: tonight you sleep wth the fishes

 

[Devil's Due]

"Ah hell, I was never good with computers. Here, let me see. 'Press any key to continue...' Wh-... Which key is the 'Any Key'?!" - StarCraft Marine.

--

"You better not screw this up!" - Dom

(Drunk) "Wha-, what me? Hehehe! Don't worry, now! Because if I screw up, YOU'LL BE DEAD! HAHA!" - Drunk person in GoW campaign where he had to control the lights. If you stepped into the dark (or if he turns off the lights) you'd die from the Kryll.

--

"No. NO! NO!!! WRONG!" - Sander Cohen

"Curse you, Cohen! You sick twisted f-"

*Boom*

(BioShock)

 

[Altorin]

Please...

Listen to me...

The archbishop Lazarus... he brought us down here to find the lost prince..

bastard led us into a trap..

Now everyone is dead.. killed by a demon he called the butcher!

Avenge us!

Find this butcher and slay him - So that our souls can finally rest..

 

[Spleeni]

"Boink!"
"Hey, knucklehead, I'm talking ta you! Bonk!"
"Oh hey, you suck!"
"Lotta' good that gun didya!"
"Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
"What the hell is youse guys' problem?"

....
okay, just about every character in TF2.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Gears of War - *Revs chainsaw* Damnit...*Chainsaw gibbing.*

 

[worstknightmare]

"Too bad, looks like we can't be friends anymore...."
Rufus, Final Fantasy 7

 

[WolfMage]

"-Something or other unimportant-"
"Surely you must be kidding!"
"No, and don't call me Shirley."
-Call of Duty 4.

 

[The Overmatt]

Hiro: Dodge THIS!
Gwyn: TAKE THIS YOU HELLISH FREAK!
-Lunar 2

May heaven smile...and may the devil have mercy.
-Killer 7

Henshin-a-go-go BABY!
-Viewtiful Joe

GET OVER HERE!
-Scorpion, Mortal Kombat

Some can't WAIT to die!
-Auron, FFX

I've been waiting for this!
-Ocelot, MGS2

 

[TsunamiWombat]

"...Pincer attack!"
-
Rose, Overlord
The love scene

 

[YukoValis]

"In time my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies" Psychonauts. This is from a GUY agent pretending to be a housewife by holding a rolling pin!

 

[xitel]

"Dammit, you guys, TOTALLY wrecked my SHOP! And I hadn't even named it yet!" ~DMC3
"FOR DA OVERLOWD!!" ~Overlord
"Stay awhile, and listen." Diablo

 

[Enskie]

Morpheus: God was the dream of good government. You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.
-Deus Ex

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a *****. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?
-Deus Ex

SHODAN: Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
-System Shock 2

Fuck yes, Deus Ex, a problem though. It's not Morpheus, there was no Morpheus in Deus Ex...There was Icarus and Daedalus. You might be talking about Invisible War, I've not yet played that one.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Dmitrij Volkov:
Last time we met, it was beneath the ice.
This time it is over a lake of boiling artificial lava, how appropriate...*Manic laughter*

-N.o.l.f. 2

 

[Jackel86]

"They'll read you your rights at your funeral..."

Max Payne to Vinnie Gognitti followed by a gunshot.