"Colonel, this is our only chance to be alone together."
"What is it, Snake?"
"It's your eyes. They're beautiful, compassionate eyes."
"*Laughs* No..."
"No, I'm serious. You'd be amazed how many people say exactly the same thing."
"Thanks Snake."
"Behind...imagine yourself in that position."
"Yeah."
"It won't be the first time."
"Hmmm..."
"So...how does it taste?"
"I...I have no idea."
"How deep does it go?!"
"I told you before, I don't know the details. Besides, I'd like to avoid the rough stuff. It gets jammed easily, I'm afraid."
"Already tested it huh? There's no one I'd rather have in a foxhole than you."
"Good. I want that too."
"I've never heard you so excited! Gotta go Colonel, I'll talk to you later."
A series of quotes that were thrown together from MGS in order to form what could possibly be a conversation. Not my work, it was something I saw on Newgrounds, called Codec Moments, but damn did it make me laugh!