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AceDiamond

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Enskie post=9.74871.852960 said:
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Morpheus: God was the dream of good government. You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.
-Deus Ex

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a *****. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?
-Deus Ex

SHODAN: Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
-System Shock 2
Fuck yes, Deus Ex, a problem though. It's not Morpheus, there was no Morpheus in Deus Ex...There was Icarus and Daedalus. You might be talking about Invisible War, I've not yet played that one.
Morpheus is Morgan Everett's AI that was a prototype for Deadalus. You can find it in a secret room in the computer lab of Everett's estate, wherin JC and the AI will engage themselves in a philosophical debate or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COwfIhvRtNw
 

FURY_007

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FINISH HIM-Mortal Kombat series

"Nuclear Launch Detected" followed by the player saying, at least by my case, SHIT SHIT WHERES THE HELL IS THE RED DOT DAMNIT" - Starcraft
 

MawnLower

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"We will stop enhancing the truth in 3. 2. 1."
I only played the first slice but that was pretty funny.
non-game quote wise:
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
 

Syndarr

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I can think of a lot of good ones, but these are some of my favorites:

"These scones are firmly attached!"
"I think you mean sconces."
--You and Timothy (Lands of Lore: The Throne of Chaos)

"Vae Victus!"
--Kain (the Legacy of Kain series)

"Well, at least your sword is to the point..."
--Balthier (Final Fantasy XII)

And going with the poetry theme...

"With bony hands I hold my partner,
On soulless feet we cross the floor.
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door.
It seemed his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my breast,
But now we dance this grim fandango,
And will four years before we rest."
--Olivia Ofrenda (Grim Fandango)

And in the "so bad it's good" category...

"Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?"
--Harry Mason (Silent Hill)

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIGHT!"
--Dante (Devil May Cry)
 

asam92

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SHOW YOUR MOVES - CAPTAIN FALCON
haha, so arrogant
I would also say he has the best entrance in any game ever made (SSBB Captain Falcon, Subspace Emissary) for those who havnt seen it, check it out, I laughed when I saw it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hPHuihjZ4g

OH and in Jak 3, when one of the side characters is talking about something serious and they are joking around about it, she said
"This is not a game"
Jak & Daxter slowly look towards the camera and look away again
 

DetectiveRocko

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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
-HK-47, responding to the exiles question if he knows what love is.
 

far_wanderer

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"beep, beep, beep, beep." - Civilization 4, attributed to Sputnik but read by Leonard Nimoy upon the discovery of Satellites.
 

ObnoxiousTwat

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Do you remember when I tried to kill you and you were like NO WAY! and I said I was joking? - Gladus (Portal)

This part made me laugh. You have to hear it for it to be really funny.
 

neoxdonut

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"If you ask me, it's a great time to be alive. There's not even that much disease considering we never wash!"

-Random villager in Fable II.
 

Elurindel

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"Colonel, this is our only chance to be alone together."
"What is it, Snake?"
"It's your eyes. They're beautiful, compassionate eyes."
"*Laughs* No..."
"No, I'm serious. You'd be amazed how many people say exactly the same thing."
"Thanks Snake."
"Behind...imagine yourself in that position."
"Yeah."
"It won't be the first time."
"Hmmm..."
"So...how does it taste?"
"I...I have no idea."
"How deep does it go?!"
"I told you before, I don't know the details. Besides, I'd like to avoid the rough stuff. It gets jammed easily, I'm afraid."
"Already tested it huh? There's no one I'd rather have in a foxhole than you."
"Good. I want that too."
"I've never heard you so excited! Gotta go Colonel, I'll talk to you later."

A series of quotes that were thrown together from MGS in order to form what could possibly be a conversation. Not my work, it was something I saw on Newgrounds, called Codec Moments, but damn did it make me laugh!
 

MStrauss

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Shodan: You move like an insect. You think like an insect. You ARE an insect. There is another who can serve my purpose. Take care not to fall too far out of my favor... patience is not characteristic of a goddess.

And now for the best game ever.

Ravel: What can change the nature of a man?

Transcendent One: Does he really *matter* to you?
Annah: He matters more to me than life!
Transcendent One: Then die.

Fell: It is *torment*. It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten. And so you wear the rune always.

Vhailor: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
Nameless One: I see.
Vhailor: No, you do not see. Pray you never will.