Best in Game jokes
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The party banter in Dragon Age. Specifically, Oghren's different ways of saying 'sex'.
Also, there's a conversation you can have with Wynne about the Grey Wardens and you can keep bugging her about griffons. I lol'd.
Also, there's a conversation you can have with Wynne about the Grey Wardens and you can keep bugging her about griffons. I lol'd.
I really do find Deathspank to be a great game with fantastic humor, I was barelling over with laughter over the cutscene showing off the weapon that can kill Von Prong.s0denone said:
it's common in a lot of JRPG's for NPC's to stand still, or walk around on a fixed rout slowly, when in a town. When you talk to them, they say one line of information, telling you about the city or sometimes giving you helpful information. But Star Ocean: First Departure, has many NPC's who say utterly pointless things, and i found this completely hilarious. the one i remember at the moment is an NPC child called "Pudgy"
Pudgy: i hate my name
thats his only line he will ever say... utterly needless, there is no purpose to pudgy's existance but to tell you that you're not the only one who thinks his name is stupid. (his name might not be pudgy, but it was somethign along those lines)
there are other, funnier lines i am sure, but i can't quite remember them at the moment.
Naturally, there is always the "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk
Pudgy: i hate my name
thats his only line he will ever say... utterly needless, there is no purpose to pudgy's existance but to tell you that you're not the only one who thinks his name is stupid. (his name might not be pudgy, but it was somethign along those lines)
there are other, funnier lines i am sure, but i can't quite remember them at the moment.
Naturally, there is always the "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk
That game had so many funny lines. Its a shame they butchered the campaign in BC2...Angelus SnV said:
Seriously, I laughed so hard in that one scene...
Haggard: (as he runs down a hill towards a bordercrossing) THERE'S GOLD IN THEM HILLS!
Preston: And that's when Haggard single-handedly invaded a neutral country...
I love you more with every post.The Madman said:
Just some off the top of my head:
Viconia and Keldorn's dialogue in BG2. Especially more amusing if your character is romancing Vicky, and is Lawful Good. I'll try and get some pics if I can find 'em.
Mordin singing in Mass Effect 2.
Say what you will about the series or Bioware in general, Gilbert and Sullivan by an alien scientist is just fantastic.
KOTOR 2, playing as B4-D4, and talking to the other droid. You only see your side of the conversation, but it is along the lines of "You're actually working for an evil company. This violates your morality programming. How should you deal with this? Obviously you should disengage your safety protocols, attack the guards outside and distract them, thus providing me with a distraction to safely escape with the stolen data. Oh, did I mention I was stealing something? Just a bug you see, off you go then, happy shooting! Oh, yes I WOULD recommend using your built in rocket launcher to cause more damage!"
Fable 2 when you wait long enough (SPOILER) Reaver shoots Lucien and says "Oh I'm Sorry did you want to kill him" that was fucking hilarious
"can you explain the sexo-rejexo-hex without giving us an M rating?"
"do you think that's important? It's selectable Isn't it?"
both from Sam & Max a very hilarious game
"do you think that's important? It's selectable Isn't it?"
both from Sam & Max a very hilarious game
Theres plenty in Warcraft III
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which
can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times
as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe
THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
This is my personal facourite though
http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/589475-warcraft-iii-the-frozen-throne/faqs/18136 They're all on here though!
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which
can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times
as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe
THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
This is my personal facourite though
http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/589475-warcraft-iii-the-frozen-throne/faqs/18136 They're all on here though!